Chrono-Explo

Which alias should I start with? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM......? Chrono came about from my love for the game and what will ultimately be forever Square Enix's best creation from then, now and till the never ending future Chrono Trigger, though in game I never refer to the player character as Chrono and always change names to people I know or at least use their alias' like Jelly, Rose and Pineapple are all in my current playthrough. Explosms came from the name of the Cyanide and Happiness home website, Explosm.net. Belial came about through playing the Binding of Isaac for 72 hours straight.

Battle between Lord Helix and Azery started! Tier: 6G OverUsed Mode: Singles Rule: Rated Rule: Sleep Clause Rule: Freeze Clause Rule: Species Clause Rule: Wifi Battle Variation: +49, -31 Your team: Slowbro / Breloom / Meloetta / Medicham / Chansey / Metagross Opponent's team: Drapion / Quagsire / Lickilicky / Charizard / Excadrill / Gyarados Capt. Dingus is watching the battle. Capt. Dingus stopped watching the battle. Lord Helix sent out Breloom! Azery sent out PAIN!! (Drapion) Start of turn 1 Breloom used Spore! The foe's PAIN! fell asleep! The foe's PAIN! is fast asleep. Start of turn 2 Azery called PAIN! back! Azery sent out Lickilicky! Breloom used Rock Tomb! The foe's Lickilicky lost 27% of its health! The foe's Lickilicky's Speed fell! The foe's Lickilicky restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 3 Breloom used Mach Punch! It's super effective! The foe's Lickilicky lost 53% of its health! The foe's Lickilicky used Heal Bell! A bell chimed! The foe's Lickilicky restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 4 Breloom used Bullet Seed! The foe's Lickilicky lost 16% of its health! A critical hit! The foe's Lickilicky lost 14% of its health! The foe's Lickilicky fainted! Hit 2 time(s)! Azery sent out Gyarados! Start of turn 5 Breloom used Rock Tomb! It's super effective! The foe's Gyarados lost 83% of its health! The foe's Gyarados's Speed fell! The foe's Gyarados sprang up! Start of turn 6 Lord Helix called Breloom back! Lord Helix sent out Chansey! The foe's Gyarados used Bounce! Chansey lost 226 HP! (35% of its health) Start of turn 7 Azery called Gyarados back! Azery sent out PAIN!! (Drapion) Chansey used Stealth Rock! Pointed stones float in the air around Azery's team! Start of turn 8 The foe's PAIN! used Taunt! Chansey fell for the taunt! Chansey can't use Soft-Boiled after the taunt! Start of turn 9 The foe's PAIN! used Toxic Spikes! Poison spikes were scattered all around the feet of Lord Helix's team! Chansey used Seismic Toss! The foe's PAIN! lost 29% of its health! The foe's PAIN! restored a little HP using its Black Sludge! Start of turn 10 Lord Helix called Chansey back! Lord Helix sent out Breloom! Breloom was poisoned! The foe's PAIN! used Toxic Spikes! Poison spikes were scattered all around the feet of Lord Helix's team! The foe's PAIN! restored a little HP using its Black Sludge! Breloom was hurt by poison! Start of turn 11 Breloom used Rock Tomb! The foe's PAIN! lost 29% of its health! The foe's PAIN!'s Speed fell! The foe's PAIN! used Whirlwind! Meloetta was badly poisoned! Meloetta was dragged out! The foe's PAIN! restored a little HP using its Black Sludge! Meloetta was hurt by poison! Start of turn 12 Meloetta used Focus Blast! The foe's PAIN! lost 41% of its health! The foe's PAIN! used Knock Off! It's super effective! Meloetta lost 252 HP! (62% of its health) The foe's PAIN! knocked off Meloetta's Assault Vest! The foe's PAIN! restored a little HP using its Black Sludge! Meloetta was hurt by poison! Start of turn 13 Meloetta used Hyper Voice! The foe's PAIN! lost 23% of its health! The foe's PAIN! fainted! Meloetta was hurt by poison! Azery sent out Excadrill! Pointed stones dug into the foe's Excadrill! The foe's Excadrill is floating on a balloon! The foe's Excadrill has Mold Breaker! Start of turn 14 The foe's Excadrill used Rapid Spin! Meloetta lost 1 HP! (0% of its health) Meloetta fainted! The foe's Excadrill blew away Stealth Rock! ! HC ! Ceaser Clown is watching the battle. Lord Helix sent out Metagross! Start of turn 15 Metagross used Bullet Punch! It's not very effective... The foe's Excadrill lost 15% of its health! The foe's Excadrill's Air Balloon popped! The foe's Excadrill used Stealth Rock! Pointed stones float in the air around Lord Helix's team! Start of turn 16 The foe's Excadrill used Earthquake! It's super effective! Metagross lost 300 HP! (99% of its health) Metagross used Earthquake! It's super effective! The foe's Excadrill lost 81% of its health! The foe's Excadrill fainted! Metagross restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Azery sent out Quagsire! Start of turn 17 Metagross used Ice Punch! The foe's Quagsire lost 21% of its health! The foe's Quagsire used Earthquake! It's super effective! Metagross lost 20 HP! (6% of its health) Metagross fainted! The foe's Quagsire restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Lord Helix sent out Breloom! Pointed stones dug into Breloom! Start of turn 18 Azery called Quagsire back! Azery sent out Gyarados! Breloom used Bullet Seed! The foe's Gyarados lost 16% of its health! The foe's Gyarados fainted! Hit 1 time(s)! Breloom was hurt by poison! Azery sent out Charizard! Start of turn 19 Lord Helix called Breloom back! Lord Helix sent out Slowbro! Slowbro was badly poisoned! Pointed stones dug into Slowbro! The foe's Charizard has Mega Evolved into Mega Charizard X! The foe's Charizard used Flame Charge! It's not very effective... Slowbro lost 45 HP! (12% of its health) The foe's Charizard's Speed rose! Slowbro restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Slowbro was hurt by poison! Start of turn 20 The foe's Charizard used Hone Claws! The foe's Charizard's Attack rose! The foe's Charizard's Accuracy rose! Slowbro used Scald! The foe's Charizard lost 44% of its health! Slowbro restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Slowbro was hurt by poison! Start of turn 21 The foe's Charizard used Dragon Rush! Slowbro lost 258 HP! (69% of its health) Slowbro flinched and couldn't move! Slowbro restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Slowbro was hurt by poison! Slowbro fainted! Lord Helix sent out Medicham! Medicham was badly poisoned! Pointed stones dug into Medicham! Start of turn 22 Medicham has Mega Evolved into Mega Medicham! Medicham used Fake Out! The foe's Charizard lost 24% of its health! The foe's Charizard flinched and couldn't move! Medicham was hurt by poison! Start of turn 23 The foe's Charizard used Dragon Rush! Medicham lost 229 HP! (87% of its health) Medicham fainted! Lord Helix sent out Chansey! Chansey was badly poisoned! Pointed stones dug into Chansey! Start of turn 24 The foe's Charizard used Dragon Rush! Azery: gg Chansey lost 336 HP! (52% of its health) Chansey fainted! Lord Helix sent out Breloom! Pointed stones dug into Breloom! Start of turn 25 Breloom used Mach Punch! The foe's Charizard lost 30% of its health! The foe's Charizard fainted! Breloom was hurt by poison! Azery sent out Quagsire! Start of turn 26 Breloom used Bullet Seed! It's super effective! The foe's Quagsire lost 57% of its health! Lord Helix: GG The foe's Quagsire lost 26% of its health! The foe's Quagsire fainted! Hit 2 time(s)! Lord Helix won the battle! Lord Helix: Good game, my friend! Let's have another some time! Azery: GG your a scrub though Azery: wow Azery: comeback >.> Azery: lol Lord Helix: Praise be to me. Azery: Lord Helix Azery: Praise go to you The window was disabled due to one of the players closing the battle window.

Neanderthal

Squelch

Battle between Explosms and HandsomeKing started! Tier: 6G OverUsed Mode: Singles Rule: Rated Rule: Sleep Clause Rule: Freeze Clause Rule: Species Clause Rule: Wifi Battle Variation: +55, -45 Your team: Weavile / Umbreon / Houndoom / Spiritomb / Bisharp / Yanmega Opponent's team: Hippowdon / Heatran / Amoonguss / Starmie / Landorus / Stoutland Explosms sent out Spiritomb! HandsomeKing sent out Hippowdon! Spiritomb is exerting its Pressure! the foe's Hippowdon's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm! Start of turn 1 HandsomeKing called Hippowdon back! HandsomeKing sent out Heatran! Spiritomb used Will-O-Wisp! The foe's Heatran's Flash Fire raised the power of its Fire-type moves! The sandstorm rages. Spiritomb is buffeted by the sandstorm! Spiritomb restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 2 The foe's Heatran used Toxic! Spiritomb was badly poisoned! Spiritomb used Foul Play! The foe's Heatran lost 27% of its health! The sandstorm rages. Spiritomb is buffeted by the sandstorm! The foe's Heatran restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Spiritomb restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Spiritomb was hurt by poison! Start of turn 3 The foe's Heatran used Lava Plume! Spiritomb lost 145 HP! (47% of its health) Spiritomb used Pain Split! The battlers shared their pain! The sandstorm rages. Spiritomb is buffeted by the sandstorm! The foe's Heatran restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Spiritomb restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Spiritomb was hurt by poison! Start of turn 4 The foe's Heatran used Protect! The foe's Heatran protected itself! Spiritomb used Pain Split! The foe's Heatran protected itself! The sandstorm rages. Spiritomb is buffeted by the sandstorm! The foe's Heatran restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Spiritomb restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Spiritomb was hurt by poison! Start of turn 5 The foe's Heatran used Lava Plume! Spiritomb lost 127 HP! (41% of its health) Spiritomb fainted! The sandstorm subsided. The foe's Heatran restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Explosms sent out Yanmega! Start of turn 6 Yanmega used Protect! Yanmega protected itself! The foe's Heatran used Lava Plume! Yanmega protected itself! The foe's Heatran restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Yanmega's Speed Boost increases its speed! Yanmega's Speed rose! Start of turn 7 Yanmega used Hidden Power! It's super effective! The foe's Heatran lost 55% of its health! The foe's Heatran used Lava Plume! It's super effective! Yanmega hung on using its Focus Sash! Yanmega lost 312 HP! (99% of its health) Yanmega was burned! The foe's Heatran restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Yanmega was hurt by its burn! Yanmega fainted! Explosms sent out Weavile! Weavile is exerting its Pressure! Start of turn 8 HandsomeKing called Heatran back! HandsomeKing sent out Amoonguss! Weavile used Low Kick! It's not very effective... The foe's Amoonguss lost 8% of its health! Weavile is hurt by its Life Orb! The foe's Amoonguss restored a little HP using its Black Sludge! Start of turn 9 Weavile used Ice Shard! It's super effective! The foe's Amoonguss lost 54% of its health! Weavile is hurt by its Life Orb! The foe's Amoonguss used Spore! Weavile fell asleep! The foe's Amoonguss restored a little HP using its Black Sludge! Start of turn 10 Explosms called Weavile back! Explosms sent out Houndoom! The foe's Amoonguss used Giga Drain! It's not very effective... Houndoom lost 47 HP! (16% of its health) Houndoom had its energy drained! The foe's Amoonguss restored a little HP using its Black Sludge! Start of turn 11 HandsomeKing called Amoonguss back! HandsomeKing sent out Heatran! Houndoom has Mega Evolved into Mega Houndoom! Houndoom used Sludge Bomb! It had no effect on the foe's Heatran! The foe's Heatran restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 12 Houndoom used Shadow Ball! The foe's Heatran lost 17% of its health! The foe's Heatran used Earth Power! It's super effective! Houndoom lost 210 HP! (72% of its health) The foe's Heatran restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 13 The foe's Heatran used Protect! The foe's Heatran protected itself! Houndoom used Sucker Punch! But it failed! The foe's Heatran restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 14 Houndoom used Shadow Ball! The foe's Heatran lost 16% of its health! The foe's Heatran used Earth Power! It's super effective! Houndoom lost 34 HP! (11% of its health) Houndoom fainted! The foe's Heatran restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Explosms sent out Umbreon! Start of turn 15 The foe's Heatran used Toxic! Umbreon was badly poisoned! Umbreon used Curse! Umbreon's Attack rose! Umbreon's Defense rose! Umbreon's Speed fell! The foe's Heatran restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Umbreon was hurt by poison! Start of turn 16 HandsomeKing called Heatran back! HandsomeKing sent out Hippowdon! the foe's Hippowdon's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm! Umbreon used Heal Bell! A bell chimed! The sandstorm rages. Umbreon is buffeted by the sandstorm! Umbreon restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 17 The foe's Hippowdon used Stealth Rock! Pointed stones float in the air around Explosms's team! Umbreon used Curse! Umbreon's Attack rose! Umbreon's Defense rose! Umbreon's Speed fell! The sandstorm rages. Umbreon is buffeted by the sandstorm! Umbreon restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 18 HandsomeKing called Hippowdon back! HandsomeKing sent out Amoonguss! Umbreon used Payback! The foe's Amoonguss lost 22% of its health! The sandstorm rages. The foe's Amoonguss is buffeted by the sandstorm! Umbreon is buffeted by the sandstorm! The foe's Amoonguss restored a little HP using its Black Sludge! Umbreon restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 19 The foe's Amoonguss used Spore! Umbreon fell asleep! Umbreon is fast asleep. The sandstorm rages. The foe's Amoonguss is buffeted by the sandstorm! Umbreon is buffeted by the sandstorm! The foe's Amoonguss restored a little HP using its Black Sludge! Umbreon restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 20 The foe's Amoonguss used Giga Drain! Umbreon lost 45 HP! (11% of its health) Umbreon had its energy drained! Umbreon is fast asleep. The sandstorm subsided. The foe's Amoonguss restored a little HP using its Black Sludge! Umbreon restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 21 HandsomeKing called Amoonguss back! HandsomeKing sent out Stoutland! Umbreon is fast asleep. Umbreon restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 22 The foe's Stoutland used Superpower! It's super effective! Umbreon lost 186 HP! (47% of its health) The foe's Stoutland's Attack fell! The foe's Stoutland's Defense fell! Umbreon woke up! Umbreon used Curse! Umbreon's Attack rose! Umbreon's Defense rose! Umbreon's Speed fell! Umbreon restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 23 HandsomeKing called Stoutland back! HandsomeKing sent out Amoonguss! Umbreon used Wish! Umbreon restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 24 The foe's Amoonguss used Spore! Umbreon fell asleep! Umbreon is fast asleep. Umbreon's wish came true! Start of turn 25 HandsomeKing called Amoonguss back! HandsomeKing sent out Landorus! Umbreon is fast asleep. Start of turn 26 The foe's Landorus used Earth Power! Umbreon lost 153 HP! (38% of its health) Umbreon woke up! Umbreon used Payback! The foe's Landorus lost 76% of its health! Umbreon restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 27 The foe's Landorus used Focus Blast! It's super effective! Umbreon lost 265 HP! (67% of its health) Umbreon fainted! Explosms sent out Weavile! Pointed stones dug into Weavile! Weavile is exerting its Pressure! Start of turn 28 HandsomeKing called Landorus back! HandsomeKing sent out Amoonguss! Weavile used Ice Shard! It's super effective! The foe's Amoonguss lost 54% of its health! Weavile is hurt by its Life Orb! The foe's Amoonguss restored a little HP using its Black Sludge! Start of turn 29 Weavile used Ice Shard! It's super effective! The foe's Amoonguss lost 51% of its health! The foe's Amoonguss fainted! Weavile is hurt by its Life Orb! HandsomeKing sent out Stoutland! Start of turn 30 Weavile used Low Kick! It's super effective! The foe's Stoutland lost 81% of its health! Weavile is hurt by its Life Orb! The foe's Stoutland used Return! Weavile lost 71 HP! (25% of its health) Weavile fainted! Explosms sent out Bisharp! Pointed stones dug into Bisharp! Start of turn 31 Bisharp used Sucker Punch! The foe's Stoutland lost 18% of its health! The foe's Stoutland fainted! HandsomeKing sent out Heatran! Start of turn 32 Bisharp used Sucker Punch! The foe's Heatran lost 29% of its health! The foe's Heatran fainted! HandsomeKing sent out Hippowdon! the foe's Hippowdon's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm! Start of turn 33 Bisharp used Swords Dance! Bisharp's Attack sharply rose! The foe's Hippowdon used Earthquake! It's super effective! Bisharp lost 278 HP! (83% of its health) The sandstorm rages. Start of turn 34 Bisharp used Iron Head! The foe's Hippowdon lost 52% of its health! The foe's Hippowdon flinched and couldn't move! The sandstorm rages. The foe's Hippowdon restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 35 Bisharp used Iron Head! The foe's Hippowdon lost 53% of its health! The foe's Hippowdon flinched and couldn't move! The sandstorm rages. The foe's Hippowdon restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 36 Bisharp used Sucker Punch! But it failed! The foe's Hippowdon used Slack Off! The foe's Hippowdon regained health! The sandstorm rages. The foe's Hippowdon restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 37 Bisharp used Iron Head! The foe's Hippowdon lost 56% of its health! The foe's Hippowdon flinched and couldn't move! The sandstorm subsided. The foe's Hippowdon restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Libra. is watching the battle. Start of turn 38 Bisharp used Brick Break! The foe's Hippowdon lost 12% of its health! The foe's Hippowdon fainted! HandsomeKing sent out Starmie! Start of turn 39 Bisharp used Sucker Punch! It's super effective! The foe's Starmie lost 100% of its health! The foe's Starmie fainted! HandsomeKing sent out Landorus! Start of turn 40 Bisharp used Sucker Punch! The foe's Landorus lost 23% of its health! The foe's Landorus fainted! Explosms won the battle! Explosms: Good game, my friend! Let's have another some time! HandsomeKing: Dumb Pokemon Return HandsomeKing: mitch Explosms: ...

Asphyxiate

Synesthesia

Why does no one notice the double the? It was noticed, just ignored <3

I was not the Eeveeloution they were looking for.

(11:58:50) Explosms: But nope. boobs are great and all, but I'm not stupid enough to accept that offer. (11:58:56) Yame: If more men had boobs, I would be so happy, I tell ya (11:59:02) Explosms: With big boobs come greater back pain. (11:59:26) Explosms: I'd rather Uncle Ben tell Peter that (11:59:34) Yame: Well I have big boobs, and my back pain is from constant work. Oh and I did just pull my back out. (12:00:32) Explosms: All joking aside, and regaining my gentleman composture, I feel uncomfortable talking about a woman I don't know's chest. (12:00:54) Yame: Well than, I'm Yame. Glad to meet ya, Explosms (12:01:25) Azery Foolbright: bye gtg (12:01:25) Explosms: Pleasure to meet you. I still don't know you in person (12:01:28) ~~~ Azery Foolbright broke a Pinkie Promise and was banished forever. ~~~ (12:01:42) Azery Foolbright: i aint going like that >:C (12:01:44) ~~~ Azery Foolbright was definitely hurt when they fell down from heaven. ~~~ (12:02:28) Yame: I don't know anyone in person. I'm just not someone people like to have as a flesh friend. Internet friends are better. You don't have to see eachother to have fun and laugh together. (12:02:46) Amethyst: fleshfriend sounds creepy (12:02:49) Amethyst: really creepy (12:02:50) Amethyst: i like it. (12:02:54) Yame: ^ (12:03:21) Breloombot: bE myy flEshfriend (12:03:26) Explosms: I'm mildly disturbed as I just saw a status from my ex GF going on about Fleshlites. (12:03:29) JaFK: ..... (12:03:38) Yame: Jaczy~ (12:03:42) JaFK: what did I come back to? (12:03:47) Amethyst: flesh friends (12:03:49) Amethyst: and flesh lights (12:03:50) Yame: Me being weird again. (12:04:16) Explosms: Are fleshfriends people who share fleshlights before cleaning them? (12:04:28) JaFK: ... (12:04:35) Amethyst: and i think this conversation is now over. (12:04:41) Jacze: it better be. (12:04:44) Breloombot: naah. (12:05:03) Explosms: Someone, quotebook this (12:05:10) Jacze: yes pls (12:05:14) Jacze: qb fleshlights (12:05:18) Jacze: what fun that will be (12:05:31) Jacze: family-friendly (12:05:39) Yame: Not in my book. Just someone you know in person who you touch flesh with often. Like a handshake or a hug. (12:05:47) Explosms: Well, it's still roughly PG-13.

Hey all! I've been placed into this nation. I'll do my best not to let you down! And destroy my enemies with how keen I am. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN *head explodes*

Cacnea

Articuno, my icy avian princess, be a sweetheart and use Ice Beam, please?

Nope! I expect the Spanish Inquisition? But in all seriousness, I'm predicting Rose?

Banned because I TL;DR the last few posts.

Took this before I went out last night.