AuthorReborn

Ah, but a Rose by any other name is well... no longer a rose. It's me. I am no Rose. Sorry. I predict laggless01

To answer your question, I'm on my local Speech and Debate team and we were playing Mafia on the bus and I ended up being the detective and I revealed the fact and the team captains told me I couldn't do that and I got into a huge argument with them about the censorship of information and how such censorship is unjust and basically I stood up for the basic human rights freedom of speech and the undisputed right of free will. Then the coach of the team threatened to kick me off the team if I didn't stop being so disrespectful and insubordinate and me, being the unrelenting person I am, wouldn't take that from her and I was about a millimeter away from quitting my favorite activity in my entire country simply because of idiotic leadership. This must be how communists feel. Granted. Now you are really shy in private and most everything private becomes really awkward for you. I wish life were a bit simpler.

Granted but they are all aggressive towards you and you alone. I wish last night didn't happen.

Absol used Night Slash. Drowzee was discovered dead in the morning and a full investigation was launched to investigate the murder.

Skrelp

so then Gothita uses confusion

*cough cough make a wish cough cough*

The Joker

I'm going to be on a trip for the majority of the next two days but I'll try to get on when I can, so carry on and just kinda group me with the around town group if you want until I get back just to keep the RP going.

Forlorn perked up at the prospect of actually doing something. So much so that he almost caused the chair to collapse underneath him. After steadying himself a moment, he said "Beats sticking around here."

Rad Man

Granted. Now whenever you shoot something, instead of bullets or arrows or any other projectile, you now shoot pencil sharpeners. That sounds great until you accidentally shoot too close to yourself and you are attacked. I wish I wiped out all pencil sharpeners from existence.

Except many things can use focus sash and the task is merely to send out a poke with a super effective move. Oh well. Mega Loppuny comes on out,

THE GODDAMN BATMAN

Hatter

Killed by a Buttfree's Giga Drain. Yup, a butterfly killed a wooly mammoth. Poke logic ftw.

You never have to deal with another ngihtmare again. As a trade off, you never sleep again and slowly deteoriate and go insane. Soon enough, you begin to halucinate and see pencil sharpeners surronding you anyway. I wish I had an extra hour of free time every day.

(Night Shade is never super effective, but okay...) Sheinja's Fury Cutter

Metronome

Guitar picks are now free, but all of them have been altered to have the blades of pencil sharpeners implanted into their form so whenever you use it, you shrew through your guitar strings. I wish my shoelaces didn't come untied at random points.

Regigigas used Bulldoze