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Done. However, as a side effect, all computers and electronic items now come pre-installed with the finger devouring pencil sharpener. Talk about a running joke. I wish I was able to run without falling on my face.

Not so fast! Braveheart the trusty Pyroar used Fire Blast!

Mega Gyarados's Earthquake makes short work of it though.

80 Oh gosh. I didn't realize that anything happened. I hope he's okay.

Who gets Mach punched by Breloom.

Not a rapper, okie dokie then. Instead you get President Snow, from the Hunger Games. Enjoy your very own creepy old man... I wish I had a aesthetically pleasing and functional pencil sharpener.

Which works well until Rotom-W switches in

So this won't be a long thread but I've had this in me for a bit and I kinda just need to get it out. You guys will be my pillow to scream into, or so to speak. So yeah, sorry about that. Basically my life is getting flipped upside down at the moment. Some of you might remember I made a status post a few weeks ago about how my best friend's dad lost his job and so my best buddy will probably move away soon. Well yeah, the madness didn't end there or else this wouldn't be a post. Life is getting pretty crazy for me. Now my own dad lost his job. I don't know the reasoning behind it and there were no signs that it was going to happen. All I know is that when I finally got my school and love life in order, everything else decided to crumble away. I'm halfway through high school now and if I end up moving, I'll probably need to redo all the classes I've done over the past two years despite the fact that I have taken nearly every core class at my school. I don't want to waste my time by dawdling in pointless retakes of Algebra and rereading Romeo and Juliet. My older sister had to temporarily drop out of college to help my family support itself and while my family and I really appreciate it, she's also putting a whole lot more pressure on the situation.Yes, we won't need to pay for her college bills for a while, but the mere fact that my parents allowed her to leave college for any amount of time simply tells me how bad the situation is. I just want a fairly simple life. I want to do great things. I want to do memorable things. But every time my life begins to work out well, another roadblock appears in my path. Now I'm one of the most willful people you'll encounter. I'm not going to give up on these hopes simply because of obstacles. But it would be quite nice if the universe stopped putting them in my path. Also a hell of a lot easier.

Obviously Dunsparce.... In all seriousness though, Gardevoir comes in and looks for vengeance for its friend. It used Moonblast.

Oh, little cup time is it? Ha, okay then. Abra used Psychic!

9/10 really cool but confusing

T-Tar used Stone Edge and for once it decided to actually work and hit the dang target. Also... thanks

Done. Now everything else corrupts you instead. I wish I had a wish.

Mega Glalie unleashed its beard mode and used Explosion! Everything is gone now.

Mega Loppuny was feeling fine so she decided to join the fray again.

Magnezone came in and dropped a HP Ice on Zapdos just for fun.

Which was killed by Mega Swampert

It's okay, Mega Loppuny came in and hit him with a nice stab, scrappy HJK. Yummy yummy.

No no, it's fine. All pop music was taken out of existence so it could never be bad. Edit: Ninja'd Done, He now can speak the long forgotten languages of the world. Enjoy. I wish I had three peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Santa

Keldeo came in and used Icy Wind! Mega Garchomp forgot its warm winter jacket and so it died. The moral of the story is to always listen to your mother, children.

Think about the other meanings of "flash"..... Anyway, Ludicolo, used Giga Drain!

10/10 I love it

Mace Windu

Sure. But now Fern has a voodoo doll of you too. I wish my school was out for summer.