Lin will not win. Her offense and defense are both paper thin. Her name rhymes with sin. She's not as sharp as a pin, and doesn't know what goes in the trash and what goes in the recycle bin. After she's defeated, she'll have to drown her sorrows in gin. Her heart is as hollow as tin. Her voice is din. She isn't Yang or Yin. She doesn't have a chin. She likes to kick people in the shin. She doesn't value her kin. Repeat after me: Lin is not in!
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