A love triangle between Ronald McDonald, the Wendy's girl, and Colonel Sanders. The first story arc would be them climbing a mountain and would introduce the villains, ninjas who wear neon bunny masks. The second story arc would be them visiting an underwater hotel and fending off said ninjas, and Ronald McDonald would fight one of their commanders. The third story arc would revolve around food in some way and the leader of the bunny ninja group is revealed to be deadmau5. This or the fourth arc introduces the talking M&Ms as major allies. Also at some point the Burger King would fuse with Lord Farquad.