Granted. The cereal is a bowl of mashed potatoes with Guinness, and you have to eat it before you get any Lucky Charms.
I wish my wish will be corrupted in a way that involves soup.
Granted. It only rains jelly in certain places, and the places that don't get it try to steal it because they're jelly that other places get raining jelly.
I wish a Shedinja laughed at me every time I tripped and fell down.