I'm the owner of a big mansion/castle. My caretaker/assistant is one entity that wears a grasshopper suit, but its physical properties vary. Some days it's a scholarly fellow with a beard. Some days it's a middle-aged woman with a round, cute face. Some days it actually is a giant grasshopper. Among at least seven others. New identities are formed on occasion.
I have an organization. Allegedly, our theme is pancakes. Every morning we gather in the cafeteria wearing masquerade masks and eat pancakes. In the afternoon and evening, we listen to music and do miscellaneous (wow I spelled that right!) other things. Our base is in a big city near the ocean, but no one lives there besides us. Outside we have tables. I've heard rumors our third-in-command used to lick trees in the woods as a sort of trail marker, but I haven't actually seen him do it. Key words: used to, I guess.
One day we were in a mountain. We summoned some creatures and convinced them to repeatedly punch rocks for us. One of them was a yellow, bipedal bull with white pants who likes Boston Cream donuts. Another was sort of like a squid, but it had 6 eyes. Some of them were transparent like ghosts. Anyway, two teachers happened upon us and they were obviously freaked out at what they were seeing, but we pretended nothing was going on and advised them to get to sleep because lack of sleep can cause you to see things that aren't there.
I mentioned we were near the ocean. I think I forgot to mention the water here can be different colors. It can choose its color. I don't think any organisms live in the water. The water seems like it's not really interested in having some fish use its space.
That's all I have time to tell you about today. There's a pizza party in 15 minutes. Would you like to come?