I guess this would be my ideal life:
I enter an elevator. Inside the elevator, it's snowing. There's someone else here, who becomes my client that I make coffee for. He has a stuffed koala. Just as I finish making the coffee, he realizes he forgot something in his car. The koala loses faith and swallows him whole. I ask the koala what I'm supposed to do with this cup of coffee now that my client is incapable of drinking it. The koala says "Just splash it on somebody, I guess" and vanishes through the elevator walls. I exit.
In the hotel lobby, I meet that guy that's on the "Aliens" meme pictures. I don't say anything, but he mentions that there's freshly baked peanut butter brownies in the cafeteria, so that's where I go. I eat some of them, then I head outside. I think to myself how I'm always mixing up automatic doors and revolving doors. I fall asleep as soon as I get outside, just now noticing I don't have the coffee anymore.
I wake up in a stadium where a rock-paper-scissors tournament is taking place. I end up making it to the third-last round (semi-semifinal?) where I lose to some freckled kid who goes a second after me. I'm pissed that my opponent cheated, but I don't want to make a scene and I did well enough overall in the tournament to be satisfied, so I turned around to leave. Just then, the coffee cup, the koala, and his animal friends burst onto the scene. The coffee cup calls out my opponent. "Hey motherfucker, you cheated!" The coffee cup goes a round with the cheater and wins, with close supervision to ensure he doesn't cheat again. I'm put back in the tournament, and make it to the finals where it's me vs the coffee cup. "Did you think you'd go home because of some pathetic fraud? I'm your real final opponent!" Every time, we pick the same thing. This ends up going on for 10 hours, with strong gusts of wind bouncing around the stadium because of the intensity of our match. By the end of it, we're standing atop platforms pushed upwards by tornadoes, and we pass out from exhaustion. The koala says that both of us did good.
The scene cuts to me, the coffee cup, and the koala + animal friends eating waffles. We'll have many more adventures together.