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Hitmonchan.
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Level 101 PULSE MissingNo. with Wonder Guard. If you do somehow find a way to beat it, the game glitches.
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Pebbles in a bottle.
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Amaura.
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Your Strange/Creepy/Scary Dreams
Ice Cream Sand Witch replied to SuperHemisphere's topic in General Discussion
I was participating in a marathon with a few thousand other people. Among the marathon runners were eskimos, elves (including the Keebler elf), and a Russian with an impressive moustache who was talking about home improvement projects. While we were marathoning, a building came into view and the song "Home" by Philip Philips started playing. One of the eskimos said, "I like this song. Let's go in." We found no flaws in the eskimo's logic, so we went in. We made our way through the building, which had many different floors (we were at the top, so we descended). Every once in a while we'd meet a red robot who would ask us "'Sup?" and join our marathon. On the second-lowest floor, there was a statue of the previous Pope. The Pope statue went on and on about how he and his brother fought together in WWII (I don't know if he actually has a brother, but in the dream he apparently did). The robots eventually got sick of it and shouted "SHUT THE FUCK UP" in unison. The Pope statue saluted them and said, "At your service! Thank you for choosing Dairy Queen!" A passage opened up in the floor revealing a staircase, and we went down. In the middle of this room was a fountain. We walked to there, and a bunch of fat, red, buzzing things came flying from the other end of the room. Everyone except me and the Russian were driven to panic at the sight of them. The rest of our party yelled "OH GOD, NOT THE ITALIANS!" and started running around all over the place. I responded to this by telling everybody, "WE OUTNUMBER THEM!" This lifted their spirits, and we charged forward. At the same time, a bunch of black-cloaked people came out of nowhere and charged towards us. No one panicked again though; we all kept at it. A girl with purple hair took out a wand and used some kind of spell, which I narrowly managed to dodge. I grabbed her hair, which I complimented her on as I pushed her head into the fountain. The scene changed. I was now in the room of a hospital. There was a man in a wheelchair with an extremely pale face, no lips, and a disfigured mouth. He was staring at an open and empty notebook. A police officer was standing over him, hitting him in the back of the head with his nightstick and repeatedly telling him "You are a horrible tree." The scene changed again. I was sitting in a chair, in a room full of other people who were also sitting in chairs. Michael Jackson came in. He walked around the room singing "Bad". When he was done, we all clapped as he Moonwalked back out. "BOOM!" The door on my end of the room was blasted off its hinges. An old couple came with it, smashing into the wall on the other side. A thick green cloud came into the room, and everyone who was in the other room (and the room I was in) ran through this one to the outside of the hospital. Then in walked the source. He looked around 40-50 years old. He was wearing a white sleeveless T-shirt and light blue sweatpants. He was bald at the top of his head and had black hair on the sides. Like the Russian from the marathon, he had a moustache. "I ♥ JUSTIN BIEBER" was tattooed on his forehead. "Oh man...", he moaned, relief and exhaustion in his voice as he let out another one, equally as loud and explosive as the first. "Oh man..." I wanted to escape like everyone else, but I couldn't get up from the chair. I was completely and utterly paralyzed. He came over to sit on me, and I was terrified. I woke up just as he did so. -
Wigglytuff.
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Tallies.
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Someone drinking liquids they made in a chemistry class.
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Noibat.
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Baking cookies.
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Things Wrong With [Insert Nation Here]
Ice Cream Sand Witch replied to Chase's topic in General Discussion
My mind/body/emotions/brain/entire being literally stopped maturing around 12-14, and someone I know stopped maturing sooner than that. Kids can't be tortured because those "kids" are tough adults who haven't yet reached Earth's physical adult development stage. Kids can be shot at home (they can be in the military and fight), but they're hurt by it a lot less than adults because of a protective layer that recedes inward as people age, so it's strongest in kids. Even then they'd have people taking care of them pretty much immediately. On Earth, people have eaten other people, but that would never happen in the real world. It would be physically impossible to even lose a part of your body. Last year, I had a vision where my Earth life had ended and a person dressed like a doctor was transferring my soul from my Earth body back to my real one. That's as much detail as I'll go into here about this, because I don't want to drag the thread off-topic + I have 0 warning points. If you want to respond, you can PM me. -
Cake with milk.
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Remoraid.
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Belts that feel painful to wear.
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Things Wrong With [Insert Nation Here]
Ice Cream Sand Witch replied to Chase's topic in General Discussion
On Earth I live in the U.S., but Hilda and a few others here have pretty much covered the major flaws of that and I have nothing original to add, so I'll just do Earth. I should probably explain that I think Earth isn't real and the planet we came from before going here and return to after Earth is our real home. Things Wrong With Earth -Peoples' age is defined by how many years they've been in this simulation, and not their actual soul. The same can be said about gender, although people have become more aware of that topic lately. -Earth is considered "the real world" -Some people actually have malicious intentions, and some other people don't realize that the intent to do harm is just as bad as actually doing it, even if the person doesn't follow through with it or is stopped before they get the chance -Schools in general don't offer much for varying learning styles. -During the time spent on Earth, there are permanent disorders, disabilities, illnesses, etc. -There are germs. -The method of giving birth makes no sense whatsoever (neither does menstruation). -Basic human rights and decency needs to be fought for in many parts of Earth for some groups of people. -People think anyone can be strong. Kids need adults and bigger kids to help with some activities and extra affection. They can't get through all difficulties on their own. (they will however always receive the help they need) This ties back to how people on Earth view age. Also the "starving children in Africa" mentality that doesn't acknowledge while people there are all strong, people in parts of Earth with better living conditions are all varying levels of inner power. -Some people can get away with being rotten, and some people get punished for things they never did. -People make these completely insane stories about things that don't exist outside a disturbed person's fantasies (yanderes, children being hurt or tortured, people being eaten etc.) I'm sure I didn't manage to get even half of everything. -
Pancakes with eggs and bacon.
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Pretzels.
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Computer wallpaper.
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Electrode.
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Cute Japanese emoticons.
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Cupcakes.
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Keldeo.