TheIronButtcheek

Guys guys if it's my choice to protect girls against wankers, I can. And I just love how it's mostly other girls commenting against me... And IT IS NOT SEXIST. My dad always told me to stand up to any guy who's picking on a girl. It's rude. If a guy's picking on another guy, it's probably joking around, and if it's not, I can joke 'em out of it. If a guy is picking on a girl, it's probably serious. That's what I'm trying to get at.

OH MY F***ING JESUS, F***ING LIBERALS. jk jk, but seriously, some of you are being assholes. I'm not saying being sexist is being a guy. It's a guy's duty to screw up anybody that messes with a girl, if that person is another guy. Sorry, I don't hit girls, as I don't believe in harming girls. How is that sexist? I see them as people, DUH. That's why I'm protective of them. I don't disregard her opinion as girl stuff! You know good and well what I mean! And the other guy didn't take gender into the equation, because he also didn't think twice about being an asshole. I'm not dictating the interaction. I'm gonking up a douchebag for being an asshole, that's all. EDIT: AND I'm saying that people shouldn't be sitting on their asses all day playing Pokemon, if they have a house to work for and pay the bills for. I didn't mean in their freetime. Sorry about the misunderstanding.

OK, if you are a true guy, you know what I mean when I say "girl shit". I'm not even gonna explain. Yea, when she gets emotional, I care. But if it's drooling over a dude, I frankly don't give a f#$%. And if you were a true guy, you would know that hurting girls is a no-no, while guys get over it pretty quickly. Not being sexist. I just tend to be protective of girls, and yes, I know that most girls nowadays are strong-willed. That doesn't change anything. Hurting girls, especially my friends or my crush, is a severe violation of guy-code, in my book. And no, our "relationship" isn't antagonistic. I actually kid around with the dude sometimes when he's high. But most of the time, he's a douche. His one redeeming quality is that he's pretty smart. But not smart enough to walk all over people like that. And if you have an image of some huge pumped-up guy that has a smart attitude, you're wrong. He's lean, but still has muscles and does have a smartass attitude. So yea.

Well, she was going on about how he's dreamy and all that girl shit. She just started liking him about... maybe... 1 month ago, I've been absolutely smitten with her for about 8 months. Anywho, I told her "it's not ALL about looks. The dude's a douch, and Emily can tell you the same (one of mine/her friends)". Emily agreed. He treats her like he does me, which gets me so mad. You simply don't treat girls badly... it's horrible. So yea.

OK sorry, just saying if you're out of your teens, you should be worrying about working to pay the bills, as you're probably out of high school by now.

OK laggless, I didn't mean to get hotheaded. I just get fired up easily. And I don't say this stuff to HER. I just warned her ONCE, and that was it.

That has to be the BEST thing I've heard all day... xD

Thanks for actually understanding the situation, Pixl. But yea, someone told me to get over her, and I DID try. Didn't work, so it's almost like I never tried at all. So, yea. Thanks for understanding. And Kosher, sry for calling u a dude, I call everyone dude, except for teachers. Yes, including girls. Anyways, same here, I have an A average and never study, but I have a B in both Algebra and Science, cuz screw science, and I'm lazy in Algebra, but I actually like it... Anywho, some of her flaws are: she laughs A LOT (I, however, find that cute), she gets emotional VERY easily (trust me, but I've been there for her through thick and thin), and she's really flirty... at me, though, which I find strange, and I wouldn't really call that a flaw. So yea. The good things about her (to me): She likes metal music, she's a gamer, she likes Pokemans, she's absolutely beautiful, she doesn't put herself on a pedestal, she has a sense of humor VERY close to mine, she's cute in the way she does things, and she's not one of those toothpick-NoCarbs-skinny-FitnessFreaks (don't judge me, I like my women how I like my chicken, a little bit of fat on the ends... lol jk). So yea, I can't move on, no metter how hard I try. And I listed these things cause of Kosher, she asked.

I'm definitely not holding her on a pedestal, dude. And I wasn't implying that you weren't thinking, it was general. And no, Helia, I am NOT experimenting with boys, not EVER. EVER. NEVER. EVER. Anywho, yea, he is smart. The problem is, he thinks he's smarter than EVERYONE ELSE, and he lets them know it. He always tries to reply to everything I say or my friends say with something that sounds soooooo intelligent. Fact is, I know all the "big words" he's saying. What he's saying is actually, in reality, really stupid. Trust me. Dude's a big jerk, I mean a BIG jerk. And I KNOW everything that's wrong with me. My peers won't let me forget 'em... And I admit I can be a bit hard-headed at times, but I'm NOT selfish. Just because I need help with a girl who is smitten by a lean, muscly jerk doesn't mean I'm selfish. And I don't see how my OTHER threads are selfish. "I need to know where a Beldum is". "What's your favorite Fallout game?" "Who likes Slipknot?" "I wish there were legendaries in this game". I always think of the interests of others before mine. And yea, like I said, I tried letting it go. READ MY LIPS. I. TRIED. LETTING. IT. GO. But it kept creeping in the back of my mind, and I hate that.

Hell yea I wear converse! Anywho, I know I'm "young" and should let it go. Even though if you are older than a teen, you shouldn't play Pokemon. But, I guess I'll try asking her head-on, ya know? Why the hell not...? OK, I know what can go wrong. Our friendship can be wrecked. That's the last thing I would want, but I can avoid it. Anyways, yea, Ima let down my balls and ask head-on. I have to stop being such a coward...

OK, I know that most of you think "Oh, he's a self-centered jerk that wants everything to himself". Truth is, I tried to get over it, 'k? I even tried getting INTO someone else. Didn't work. So I decided to just give it time, and I needed help. Anywho, no, they're not a couple. The way he talks about her when she comes up... let's just say, I wanna punch him in the face SO hard. If anyone treats girls like objects, it's him. She doesn't have many friends, and I'm one of them. I mean, I'm REALLY close friends with her. I just sorta grew to like her over time. No, this is one of the situations where "girl sees boy and drools over him because of looks". Trust me, I KNOW she doesn't like him for his personality, as he is, as said before, a total smart-ass. And about being myself, I AM being myself. Around everyone. That's why the majority of people think I'm weird, because I'm the clumsiest person alive. So, read this comment and THINK before posting again. And, I don't see why he treats her so badly, she's the most beautiful, kind, smart, and funny girl I've ever met.

Slipknot- AOV SLIPKNOT FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well no, she claims he's "smart" and "nice". I know the guy. Hell, I'm friends with him (sorta). He's a smart-a$$ that thinks he knows everything, and smarts off to EVERYTHING I say. What she sees in him, IDFK.

Thx guys

No, I'm not trying to breeze through the game. I just don't want those girly-a** looking Pokemans throughout the game, I need MANLY ones, most of which are legendary, or powerful.