mega bidoof obs
type: doesnt need one, it already beats all the other pokemon lol
base stats:
Atk: ∞
Def: ∞
SpAtk: ∞
SpDef: ∞
Speed: ∞
BST: too much for mere mortals to comprehend...
Ability: Holy aura
-nullifies any type of weather no matter how important
-nullifies the effects of defog so opponents cant remove hazards
-any pokemon in service to our great lord gets a boost to all its stats to max
-pokemon on bidoof's side cannot lower any of their stats and are immune to having their stats lowered by anything
-contrary to this, all pokemon on the opposing side have all their stats decreased o the lowest regardless of m-bidoof* being brought out
-pokemon on the opposing side of bidoof* cannot increase their stats any higher than the lowest stat possible, and as such, using moves such as dragon dance is fucking pointless and wastes the opponents turn. lol.
-pokemon who have this baller ability can have their moves go first and has the highest priority out there
-pokemon with this ability can have their moves go faster than any other moves in existence. this includes: protect, extreme speed, quick attack, and aany other move that would normally go first
mega-bidoof is not banned from the competitive meta in any tier, and as such may be used in any tier. mega-bidoof is too cool for the ban-hammer. shut up smogon.
*the only other pokemons to have this baller ablity are: lord helix and goomy