Yako

I have to say, you humans have surprised me. You are becoming each time less… Repulsive? That is the word I am looking for. All who submit shall not be harmed, and shall be treated all the luxury that befits a species of their status.

Why would I ever need the appreciation and popularity of a bunch of humans.

Oh course, Great Black Fox. The humans won't even see it coming.

Even the music in my thread is better sister. And what is this? I'm more popular!? I believe people are starting to realize that my maturity, prettier eyes, larger ears and superior fashion sense are better qualities than… Whatever you have.

I'm just trying to find a font I like. However these things were made by silly humans with no sense of taste. All of these look awful. I will stick to this one. And you are the one who better behave sister! These humans have trained a pig to type, they will try and trick us! But I won't be fooled! In fact I will be doing the fooling myself!

Greetings humans. By the magic arts of the Great Black Fox, I have managed to enter this realm of yours. Your practical jokes and futile attempts at comedy disgust me. Therefore my younger twin sister (I am older than her by exactly 4.44 seconds) and I have come to teach you humans a lesson. There will be no quarter, no mercy! Yako's ire shall be swift, and destructive! But I guess I should tell you all a little about myself huh? My favorite food is raspberry chicken curry, a dish from my home village. I like to hunt, and cause mischief to others, and my favorite people are the Great Black Fox and my sister Zenko So as I said before, you shall all feel the wrath of the Great Black Fox, specifically my own pranks that will outdo my sister's! Otherwise I really hope we can all get along…