Despair Syndrome

H-hold your horses. Whenever I'm feeling down in the dumps and feel as if there's no escape, I always think to myself: "My virtual pets aren't going to feed themselves" Yes. I do very much love my virtual pets. Seriously though, if you feel like everything bad that happens is your fault, 99% of the time it isn't. You'll find that there's people who love you and care about you, and despite your parents fighting with you, I'd bet that they'd be sad to see you go. That said, I kinda envy you. You're pretty brave to be sharing your problems like this and for that I congratulate you. c: Be sure to always look for the silver lining, one day of suspension? More like, one day off of school! ; )

I'm gonna go ahead and reserve a spot for the Misdreavus family (Ghost monos if you haven't guessed) for Reborn and Rejuv. I'll go ahead and evaluate them after I give it a few more hours of thought. c:

Welcome to Reborn, friend! Your Pokemon has some pretty cool nicknames. My nicknames are generally shit so yeah, good on you! ; )

It's at the Westernmost end of Peridot Ward, a bit to the North of the factory Julia blew up. It's where you met Fern for the first time.

Waddup, ladies and mentlegen. Welcome back to another part of a Horrendously Written Guide - Birthday Bashing Edtion! Why is this the Birthday Bashing Edition? Well, first, it’s my birthday! you moron. Secondly (is that a word), this part will feature quite a bit of bashing! With that in mind, enjoy this super wondrous Birthday Bashing edition of a Horrendously Written Guide! (Even if there’s nothing particularly special about it) CHAPTER XV: DEMON HAIL Back at Ametrine City yet, guys? If so, then great! If not, then screw you I’m continuing anyway. First put on a nice fuzzy hat, some warm earmuffs, your favourite winter jacket and a pair of boots! Grab an energy bar (or several), a firm walking stick and a thermos of warm water. Pack them all into a large, light hiking bag and make sure everything is tightly packed and we’re ready for this chapter! We’re going mountain climbing, ladies and mentlegen! Actually, you don’t have to do any of the above. The only thing you need to bring is some strong Pokemon. GG no immersion 0/10 totally unplayable. With your team of demon/god-slaying Pokemon, head to the far left of Ametrine City. Not even 10 steps into the mountain and you find the BB Boys having a mexican standoff. Blake leaves after Cal gives him a lecture. C’mon, Cal, you aren’t his mom. Two Meteor Aces then jump out of bloody nowhere. Cue double battle. After the battle, it is revealed they were sent to slow you down. Pretty darn good job they did too, seeing how GODDAMN SLOW the hail animation is. Prepare for more double battles like this. Way more. You’ll be seeing the words “…buffeted by the hail” in your nightmares after this is over. And Cal ditches you to go after Blake. Sigh. Guess we’ll be chasing after him. Continue up and you’ll find them having ANOTHER Mexican standoff. Hey, Blake, y’know, if you send your goons to slow us down and then wait for us to catch up to you just to say some snarky comments, then what was the point of the first double battle? And then he leaves again. Showoff. Another double battle. After 20 minutes, the battle should be over. Heather comes in to report about incoming helicopters, one of which contains the leader. Cal casually asks her to shoot them all down til she finds the right one. Way to go on the NIRVANA™, Cal. Keep it up. He and Heather then ditches you to blow up some helicopters. Your job is to now get to Shelly who Heather dropped off near the top. Bitch? Why couldn’t you drop me off too? Continue up and you’ll find Shelly. Well, Heather didn’t actually drop her off far didn’t she? AND ANOTHER DOUBLE BATTLE! Enjoy 20 more minutes of “…buffeted by the hail”. And after that, they run off and Shelly acts like nothing ever happened. I’m starting to think Ame put in these pointless double battles in hail weather for the sole reason of pissing us off. With that, Shelly ditches you. Head on up. Another mexican standoff. You know, getting people to distract us is pointless if the one holding the valuables stays put to wait for us. And Blake runs off with a “gg ez”. What? Are you serious? If any of you raeders say “gg ez” unironically in any game, I suggest you close this guide, lie in bed and reevaluate your life choices. And as the wise DJ Khaled once said: “And another one.” Another what? Another double battle of course! “…buffeted by the hail.” After that completely pointless double battle, head into the cave for something different! A BATTLE THAT ISN’T POINTLESS. *gasp* I-It’s Aster… If Eclipse’s death wasn’t sad enough for you, well then, here comes Aster to throw you a feels bomb. Aster shows you the HM for Waterfall and he wants you to fight him for it. … METEOR ACE ASTER … He’s using Eclipse’s Pokemon. If that isn’t sad, I dunno what is. He leads with his Solrock which can set up Stealth Rock. Kill it before it gets a chance to do so. Unlike previous battles, this is a singles battle, so Pokemon like his Rhyperior can’t wreck as much havoc. Eclipse’s Milotic is still annoying as ever. It doesn’t pack any statuses with it though so you can take it on easier. Watch out for his Electivire, it’s packed with the elemental punches. It doesn’t take long for Aster to go down. He isn’t that difficult… I kinda feel bad for beating him. After that, he gives you the HM for Waterfall. Not all Meteors are bad, huh. He goes on a depressing monologue about Eclipse. He wishes you luck and is on his way. I need to take a break for a bit… With that, grab the Light Shard and your immense hatred for double battles and head out. Couldn’t have said it better myself, Blake. How many times did I say Mexican Standoff? Turns out Shelly already lost. Blake makes a terrible pun before turning to you. Here we go, the true boss of the mountain. AGENT BLAKE A double battle, ladies and gentlemen. This will be quicker than the other double battles though, since his Pokemon are immune to hail. But as it turns out, that’s a bad thing. First thing I recommend you doing is to turn it into a mountain field so that your Fire types can hit for normal amounts. Four of his Pokemon pack Blizzard so he can turn it back, always be prepared to change it again. All the fire moves that turn this field into a mountain field (Eruption, Heatwave etc) are a godsend in this battle. The only thing that can effectively shut down Fire types is his Walrein, pack a Fighting type to deal with that. His leads, Jynx and Rotom, aren’t particularly strong so feel free to set up sweeps. Jynx can set up Reflect though and it can use Psychic to deal with Fighting types, but it can’t do both at once. Brick Break is your friend. His Weavile is a pain in the ass. Kill it quick or those Power Up Punches are going to stack up. After that, Blake tries to run away. Pussy. And then, Cal and Heather smacks Blake in his tiny little bitch face. Haha. Get rekt. Now if only they can do that to Bennett. Cal hands the Ruby Ring over to Heather and Blake runs off. And after an hour of shitty double battles, Blake actually tells us something useful. We just got baited. And with that he flies off. Cal, who casually asked Heather to shoot down helicopters earlier by the way, lets him escape. Ermwat. Anyway, Cal tells you that the one who told us the Agate sleep spell was coming from Ametrine had baited us (Blake already told us that, silly). And that can only be one person. That’s right, ladies and mentlegen. We just got baited by the Queen of Booty. Played Level: Fiddle. Cal tells us that Terra is actually a hacker working for Team Meteor. Plooot twiiiist~! He asks whether or not you want a lift down. WHAT. If he could bring us down, why couldn’t he bring us up!? We wouldn’t have to go through an hour of double battles! Now that you’re back at Ametrine City, our next step is to confront the Queen of Booty herself. Head back to Agate Circus.

I saw you around while i was lurking. You seem like a pretty cool dude. (Anybody who likes Garou is a cool dude) Hope your laptop gets better! For your Eeveelution run, I'm assuming you want someone to create a brand new save for you? Otherwise, just PM me your save and I'll get it done ASAP. ; ) EDIT: PM'ed! ; ) Done and PM'ed! ; ) I made it an Azurill since that is what you actually get out of the egg. Done and PM'ed! Enjoy! ; )

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Sadly, the only one you can get is in Spinel Town. pm me your save and ill hack a new one for you though, but youre gonna have to wait til tomorrow when i get on my laptop so you can pm someone else i guess :l

16... It's time...

Welcome to Reborn, friend! I am proud of the fact that I read through your entire intro. Give me my cookie. You need not apologize for long post. Long post is best post. :3 You seem like a cool dude, hope I can get to know more about you. ; )

http://news.fate-go.jp/2016/qbnxd/ ITS HERE YOU DONT NEED TO WAIT ANY LONGER, MURDOC. ASTOLFAGS UNITE FOR THE COMMON CAUSE I AM EXTREMELY INCLINED TO USE CAPS.

Not a 100% sure, but I'm pretty sure that's a Drillbur.

Adding onto the above post, your Growlithe has to be female since the egg is determined by the female Pokemon. If your Growlithe is male (I never had gotten a male Growlithe before) then you're going to need a Ditto.

Durrrteen

☜☹⚐☜ ❄⚐ ☼☜⚐☼☠✏ Gotta admit, that's a nice picture (?) Hope we can get to know you better! ; )

Done and PM'd, fellow ghost lover! Enjoy~!

PM'd you. ; ) You can remine rocks with Blast Powder which you can buy at 7th Street. Soft resetting til you get what you want is a great tactic if you're going for something specific. And I checked, both ponds in Tanzan and Chrysolia can't be dived into. As for the puzzle in Celestinine, I don't think you can leave the vicinity, otherwise the rock will reset (I can't confirm this though), so you're gonna need rock climb to climb into the ice-slide puzzle, slide down and there should be a dive-able spot where you can get back to the first room, on the other side of the rock. I'm pretty sure backtracking to Route 1 is what resets the rock Behind the rock is a Life Orb if you're curious.

Vivillon. My initial reaction would be to find a mirror to see what pattern I got. If it's a common one, I'll kill myself.

By right, this chapter shouldn’t exist yet since I’m studying for exams. After about 8 hours of playing Danganronpa non-stop, I finally realized that I would never be studying, so use my time to write this horrendous chapter for the lovely Reborn community? So without further ado, here’s the next part of a Horrendously Written Guide! Enjoy, ladies and mentlegen. ; ) CHAPTER XIV: DEMON SNOW(?) There isn’t anything demonic about this chapter tbh. From where I left you guys off previously, you’ll be standing in the middle of a cavern with a Pulse machine in front of you along with the guilt of you having to murder an innocent Pokemon just so you can save a village’s life. You monster, you. With the DEMON_ICEBERG™ out of the way, you’ll find a path open to you towards the North, head on up. Climb the stairs to Ametrine 3F. There are more ice-sliding puzzles for you here. Head East and slide across the ice and climb up the stairs to the first ice puzzle. Here’s the solution in case you’re an idiot. Climb up to Ametrine 4F for another bigger ice puzzle. WAY bigger. Since this puzzle is too big for me to draw out the solution, I resorted to telling you step by step how to solve it. After typing out all the steps, I remembered that I was a DIRTY_HACKER™ so I went into RPGMaker and drew the arrows for you. Why didn’t I just use this for Route 2? Whatever. Once you’re at the end, head outside. Welcome to Ametrine City! …Is literally what this sign says. Head on West and pass by a few cottages to find Shelly standing there all melanchonic-like. Talk to her and she asks you to ask around for Heather and then you’ll meet up somewhere once you’re done. And without saying where you’ll meet up, she just runs off. Ok, Shelly, I’ll meet you back at your gym then. Now, ladies and mentlegen, most of you will be stuck at this point of the game without knowing how to advance. Some of you may search for the topic on the forum, or even create a new one altogether. Well, let me tell you, Shelly literally told you how to advance a few seconds ago. “Talk to everyone” Yes. Everyone. You’ll have to find everyone in this goddamn place and talk to them damnit. But first, head to this house here next to the Pokemon Center, talking to everyone as you go. There’ll be a techie in here dealing with a virus, he’ll ask you to help deal with it. Bitch, I’m a trainer, not a DIRTY_HACKER™! What? You said I admitted I was 10 paragraphs ago? Hahaha, what a joke! But this is unique type of virus, seeing as that it can jump out of the computer and attack you. Interact with the computer and prepare for a three-battle in a row onslaught! You know, as challenging as “THREE-BATTLE IN A ROW ONSLAUGHT” sounds, it isn’t all that challenging. Use these battles to familiarize yourself with the Glitch field if you aren’t a genwunner, it’ll come into play for crucial battles later on. For that, the techie gives you a Dept Store Sticker. Score! With that little sidequest done, hurry on and talk to everyone. The folks here at Ametrine mentioned how they managed to survive the hunger thanks to a Guardian Angel that brings food to everyone. Turns out she flies out to get food, c’mon her Salamence Pokemon can’t be the only one that knows Fly in this entire village right? Once everything’s all said and done, head into this house. It’s where Shelly will meet you. She’ll mention how weird this place is… Can’t blame her …GIVEN THAT THERE’S A FRIKKIN PULSE MACHINE IN THE CORNER. For some reason, there’s a Battle Pass for the circus in here. What. It’s the one for T3r4wr, so we know what we’re doing later. And since Ame gets a kick out of invading people’s private lives, you and Shelly read the diary left on the table. Maybe people in Reborn should learn to not put the diaries where everyone striding into their homes can read them huh. It belongs to a person named LUMIna Seijaya. Hmm.. does that sound familiar? Nah, probably just my imagination. She lives with her sister EVElynn after their parents died. Hmm, that names sounds pretty familiar too. Nah, imagination acting up. Turns out Lumina caught the disease that took her parents. Because of this, Evelynn tried making a machine that can save her. Specifically, a machine that can enhance a Pokemon’s healing properties. Then, a man dressed in black (whose name probably rhymes with Fearow) appeared at their house. He forces Evelynn to hand over the machine to his organization (which probably rhymes with Beam Señor) and he uses Lumina as a hostage. Then, something went wrong. The machine went mad after a Magneton suddenly evolved into a Magnezone (apparently levelling it up in a Pulse machine also causes it to evolve, something to take note of, Magnezone lovers), when it evolves, three separate entities merge into one. Enhanced by the Pulse, the three people merged into a single body too. The man’s body to be exact, leaving the other two bodies. Must be awkward whenever they have to use the loo, huh? But at the end, that’s exactly what Lumina wanted. She wouldn’t die and she wouldn’t be alone. The moral of the story, kids, is to be careful of what you wish for. (That is, unless you wish to merge bodies with someone of the opposite gender). A person with three consiousnessesses (?) in one body, huh. Seems familiar, but I can’t really place my finger on it. Meh, probably not important. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I make a great story teller, huh. Follow DespairSyndrome at Archive of Our Own for more fantastic stories! Disclaimer: I don’t actually have an AO3 account, so don’t bother. And halfway through my story, this blue haired dickface barges in. Turns out his name is Nunya. Nunya B. Snes. I feel like this name’s somehow a pun and that isn’t actually his real name. Meh, whatever. Anyway, follow Shelly out and see her brutally interrogate this kid. Way to work on your self-esteem, gurl! The kid says that Blake would punish Heather if word got out that she’s helping everyone. He’s a guy with a mohawk and a blu- Ho. Ly. Shit. Hey guys, get this. Nunya, isn’t actually Nunya. Nunya was Blake the entire time…! Gg, 10/10 plot twist. BLAKE. Why does that sound so familiar? Could it be we heard his name mentioned by a handsome redhead on top of a volcano? Nah, can’t be. With that, Shelly goes off to find Blake, which is prooooobably a bad idea. Go stop her before she gets herself killed. You’ll find that the apartment here that was previously locked is now open. Head on in. Blake’s room is at the top floor. You’ll find Shelly trying to ask Blake where Heather is as he casually answers back. Huh, this conversation kinda reminds me of the conversation between myself and my parents while I am writing this guide. Turns out Blake was playing video games the entire time while Shelly’s words fly through his head. Heh, kinda reminds me of the conversation between myse- Know what? I’ll stop here. Blake then offers you a deal. Ruby Ring for Heather’s life + HM Waterfall. An offer you can’t refuse! What will it be, ladies and mentlegen?! DEAL OR NO DEAL!? But wait! Before you click that ‘yes’ button, remember those wise words… also, clicking yes gets you a shiny charm later on, but you’re not gonna defy the DEMON’S PACT for that riiiiiiight~? So I clicked ‘No’. lmfao. Shelly gets pissed at you and stuff. And I kept on clicking ‘No’. lol get trolled. And Blake figures out you have the ring (Team Meteor thought Charlotte had it, remember?). Congratulations, Shelly. You played yourself. Blake snatches the ring like a typical bad guy. And like the typical bad guy he is, he doesn’t even give you the HM for Waterfall! (Oh, and Heather. That too.) He tells you that he got Shelly locked up. He also reveals that he’s with Team Meteor (as if that wasn’t obvious enough). And with that, he leaves with a simple “Cya, nerds”. Reminds me of another resident douchebag. Anyway, tough luck. No Heather, no Ruby Ring. The only thing left to do is leave. And Blake jumpscares Shelly. Except it isn’t Blake, his hair isn’t a lump of shit like Bennett’s. Nope, that’s Cal we’re looking at here. Y’know, Cal. The guy who Victoria has a crush on. The ex-Fire leader on top of Pyrous mountain. The guy who brutally murdered the Fighting type gym leader before she could give me her badge. Aaaahhh, good times. Anyway, Cal somehow achieved NIRVANA™ and is now a good guy. Turns out everything he did was to try and beat his brother. Well there’s one thing you’re better at than Blake (other than murdering gym leaders) and that’s not-being-a-gigantic-douche! It’s something at least. “Blue flames burn even hotter” Gotta admit, for a gym-leader-murdering-sunofabich, that was pretty cool. Cal also nonchalantly mentions how Heather is in the Elite 4. Not bad, Corey, single-handedly raising a daughter to surpass even him. He’s a great dad, he didn’t have to jump off a bridge. ;_; Anyway, he mentions a hidden passage in Blake’s room and he asks you two to find the password for it, and with that, the both of them ditch you. Ahh, being ditched. Haven’t felt that since meeting Cain and Co at Ametrine. This is by far my favourite puzzle, so I’d suggest you do it yourself. But if you need solutions, I’ll be glad to provide them: With that done, you’ll find the bookshelf in front of Shelly moved. Head on in! Welcome back to Ametrine Mountain. Head through the caverns and you’ll be back outside the mountain. You’ll find Shelly in front of a frozen store room. Talk to her and she’ll try to break the door. Turns out Heather really is in there. Listen to her monologue (she can talk!) about how shitty her life is. With the combined forces of Heather (person) and Heather (Yanmega), they manage to tear the door down. And with that, Shelly and Heather ditch you. But we got more important things to worry about. Blake has our HM Waterfall! (and the Ruby Ring too) We’ll have to go after him. Backtrack to Ametrine City.

Not sure about the first one, but it's probably decoration. Where's this supposed to be? I'll help you check later. That thing at Bysbixion requires the Odd Keystone which you can get from mining. It'll nab you a Spiritomb. If you accidentally sold Corey's Silver Ring, then tough luck. You need it for Skuntank, Nidoran F and Croagunk. if you PM me your save I could help hack a replacement Currently checking what the Skuntank protects, I'll get back to you. It gives a Silver Card as Lostelle says below c: Magmarizer and whatsitcalled used to evolve Electabuzz is unobtainable as of now. So you can't evolve them. And yes, Rock Climb is unavailable, but there was a thread detailing what all the Rock Climb locations gave iirc.

Oh god this is hilarious. The only thing more hilarious than the game is your reactions and writing. Salute to you, sir. I'm new to your Nuzlockes, but let's just say you go a fan hm? as a side note, kingmadio is fuckin shit thank god you have the no fakemon rule or you might end up with it :l

Arkhi's method is for trainer cards, if you prefer to have the signature be a bunch of sprites (like mine), go to... Your Profile --> Edit My Profile ---> Signature And you can slap some sprites from here onto your signature. Ez.