Err....Ame because all the other users on here are posers. Ame has delivered the glorious shit that we are addicted to.
You're on an island with your choice of a pure Fire, Bug, or Ground type. Who do you choose and what Pokemon is it?
Magikarp. Can't do anything until it evolves, then does nothing until it reaches 30 and gets Dragon Rage. Along with a Slow XP rate, it's a plague to use.
What do you think the next popular technology invented will be? (Hoverboard being the last one)
I actually really like that one....if it weren't Bannette's Pokedex description
"Banette generates energy for laying strong curses by sticking pins into its own body."
Blissey named The Cure