ShadeStrider

Well I heard there was a sneaky gent

who yearned to be in Smash Ultimate

then learned he wouldn't be able to wahhhh

Who made the cut, the nerd, the prude

the never was, the always nude 

the ones who never uttered 

Wallelujah

Wallelujah, Wallelujah

Assist Trophy, Waluigi

But Baby I've been here before

You opted for the Pterosaur

Some Squid thing showed up

and the fans said Booyah.

I said an echo would be fine

but you said "Too bad. Daisy Time!"

It's a cold and it's a broken

Wallelujah

Wallelujah, Wallelujah

Wallelujah, Waluigi

Now maybe I'd be way too strong

I'd top the tier list all day long

but even so, who the heck asked for Pichu!

Why won't you let me make my case

to punch some mascots in the face

Ahh go assist yourself, bah Wallelujah

Wallelujah

Wallelujah

Wallelujah

Waluigi.

I actually didn't copy and paste this.

I typed out the whole song by memory.