HEY WHAT'S UP YOU NE- I MEAN WHAT'S GUCCI PEOPLE?!
I AM HERE TO BRING YOU THE BEST DAY IN THE HISTORY OF REBORN! WE'RE GONNA MAKE HISTORY! WHAT DAY YOU ASK? WELL NONE OTHER THAN.....
IKARU APPRECIATION DAY
STARTING 4-6-16 YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS CAN SHOW YOUR THANKS TO OUR VERY OWN SENTIENT SQUID, IKARU! AND EVERY YEAR ON THIS DAY FROM THIS POINT ONWARD TOO! DON'T WANT TO?! SUCKS FOR YOU, YOU HAVE NO CHOICE!! FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN THE BURNING OF ALL YOUR WAIFUS OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU CARE ABOUT!
Have a nice day and remember to have fun!