Joker

I support it.

Garbage mmr is garbage but damn if it isn't funny. I guess this means I'm the king of elo hell!

Does Riven really need a nerf? I mean you barely even see Riven at all these days.

I don't know what the fuck the other team was thinking, but I enjoyed myself. It's always nice to give the blade some food.

I don't eat breakfast that much, but I do enjoy a good pancake or two...or five.

If it's a main series game. I'm betting on Gen 7. I mean so far I've been on a good streak with predicting Pokemon titles.

I like my steak the way I like my Pokemon. Rare.

Finally get to try the new champion mastery feature. Idk what it is, but my fps has been garbage these past two days. I dropped frames drastically several times throughout this match and it really messed with my play. Anyway, I suppose this is a cool feature, and hopefully riot implements better rewards in the future.

Jericho is lost? We better go find him. << I can't even keep track of these ships anymore.

I had a Vayne instalock adc even though I was already going bot with Miss Fortune, and we already had our top lane. Our support dodges and the next game I am first pick and notice that same Vayne is on our team. What do I do? I ban Vayne, laugh at his dumb ass, and then laugh even more because he dodges. Fuck Vayne players.

Yeah, he's really not that easy. The hardest thing for me to do is use his ult correctly. I almost always fail to use it properly. But I'm trying to get better at it and so far it's going well. And I really enjoy his kit too.

That feel when you're having a really good Zed game, and are 15-2, ready to finish things and then boom 1000+ ping spike for you and your teammates. This shit was horrible. Even the enemy team was complaining about it. It turned what could have been a 40 minute game tops into an hour long game. Luckily our Fizz pulled an xpeke while the rest of us fought a 4v5 long enough for it to happen. But I'm really getting the hang of Zed now. Poor Twisted Fate couldn't even touch me in lane I was juking shit so hard.

500 dollars on Kamina losing first round!

Yeah, they can't really do much with Zac except recolors lol. Gentleman Zac could be a thing though.. And Ezreal might get a lot of skins, but all of them suck in game with the exception of his ultimate skin which when you compare it to Sona's... yeah. It would better if they stopped making an Ezreal skin every year and worked on one for a good while that was actually good in both the splash and in game. I mean some of those skins are just fucking lazy.

I've been upset with myself for a while, so it was nice to have a little rampage with my favorite champion. Kind of ashamed I didn't buy more wards, but honestly we didn't need them since I cut through everyone on their team like butter. This was a great stress reliever though.

I'm a passive aggressive loser.

Why do I still play this game? I'm stuck in the same place because I'm garbage, and I never get better apparently. Read the same generic "helpful advice" and try to improve on that with no change. So why do I even bother? I'm starting to believe that this is as far as my skill level will go. So why continue to play this game if my highest level of play will always be that of some bronze 5 dumbass. It can't be because of fun, because it certainly isn't fun being garbage. I guess part of me still believe I will actually climb out someday. Although at this point I doubt I will attain the skill needed for such a thing. I'm literally the worst player in NA.