Joker

I lied, I really don't know what you think of me << You should of picked up on that, Squid! So, kindly tell me, please c:

@ Leftovers Yeah, not sure why I called this hell's army. Guess I needed a flashy title <<. Anyway, this is my attempt at an Ubers team. And as my last one, I want to make this one as good as I can, with your help of course. As such, please leave suggestions on improvement. Trait: Pressure EVs: 252 HP / 224 SDef / 32 Spd Careful Nature (+SDef, -SAtk) - Stealth Rock - Dragon Claw - Iron Head - Thunder Wave Dialga is my lead, and he's pretty good at it. I'll always go for Rocks first, and then Thunder Wave the next turn. He also serves as a special wall, and having amazing typing, he does fairly well. Dragon Claw for STAB, as well as Iron Head. Can't say I'm sure why I put EV's in speed, I'll probably change that later on. @ Life Orb Trait: Pressure EVs: 4 HP / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk) - Thunder - Focus Blast - Psystrike - Flamethrower Mewtwo is my main special attacker. Built to hit hard, and with special attack like his, he can do it. Psystrike for nice STAB and to hit special walls hard. Thunder is to hit water types hard, despite it's poor accuracy, there is Kyogre, so yeah. Flamethrower for coverage, same for Focus Blast. @ Leftovers Trait: Pressure EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SDef Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk) - Dragon Tail - Shadow Sneak - Rest - Will-O-Wisp Giratina serves as my physical wall, and with Will-O-Wisp, he does a damn fine job. Rest for recovery, and Dragon Tail to stop set up sweepers. Shadow Sneak is for priority STAB, and does nicely to finish off worn down pokemon. Also, have to thank Owen for this set, cause he uses it in X-League and I kinda just used his <<. @ Chople Berry Trait: Bad Dreams EVs: 4 HP / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk) - Focus Blast - Dark Pulse - Dark Void - Nasty Plot A really standard Darkrai. Only thing that MIGHT be different on him is the Chople berry, which sole purpose is to let him live a fighting move. I went it over sash, because of rocks, and I'm not fond of using spinners. @ Life Orb Trait: Pressure EVs: 4 HP / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk) - Fire Blast - Draco Meteor - Surf - Thunderbolt Palkia is basically another special attacking monster. Draco Meteor with Life Orb will severely damage anything that doesn't resist, and OHKO other dragons. Surf is for a nice little STAB bonus, and to deal super effective damage to ground, fire, and rock. Fire Blast is for steel types that would otherwise wall this set, and thunderbolt is filler. @ Chople Berry Trait: Multitype EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk) - Brick Break - Shadow Claw - ExtremeSpeed - Swords Dance It's pretty obvious what God here is meant to do. Set up a Swords Dance and abuse Extremespeed. Shadow Claw helps him deal with ghost types, and Brick Break allows him to hit steel types. Chople berry is to allow him to take a hit from a strong fighting type move such as Focus Blast, etc. I'm sure there are many things that need improving, but that's the purpose of these RMT's afterall. All that being said, I hope you like the team. And I look forward to your feedback.

Grounded I walked in Terra's gym confidently. Unfortunately, I was quickly stomped on. Lost in about 10 turns. All thanks to RawrChomp. Sorry if you expected more, but the battle was literally just a +6 Evasion and Attack Garchomp sweep, and I can't really make that epic. Hopefully a more drawn out loss will come in the future. Till next time.

I already know what he thinks of me <<

Hopes Held High(In The Sky)! After hilariously defeating Charlotte, I set my sights on the graceful Ciel. Now, anyone that knows me knows that I hate birds. They're always chirping at the wrong times, they shit on our cars. They're just pricks. I guess you could say I wanted to win because I hated her type. Upon entering her gym, I was greeted by her jumping from 50 feet in the air. "Oh Shit! Where did you come from? Are you insane?" "Welcome, dear challenger! Are you ready to put on a show for the audience~?" Normally I'd be ecstatic about facing a new leader, mostly because my challenge is almost over. But, Ciel seemed weird. She always wanted to be in the spotlight, whereas I just wanted to kick ass and take names quietly. I don't want 50 people watching me, it's nerve wracking. Anyway, after the shock wore off, I gave her my answer. "Hell yeah I am! I should warn you though, I hate large crowds, so I'll have to kick your ass fast and jet." "Ohoho. Cocky are we, deary? Well then, lets not waste time. Up up we go~!" Before I could even retort, the gym floor suddenly flew up a good 60 feet in the air. I couldn't tell if she was bat shit crazy, or just really into her job. Wanting this to be over with quickly, I sent out Tsuna to begin the match. Ciel quickly lashed out with an Aerodactyl. The match up was bad, and I could tell that thing was gonna lay out Rocks. If that wasn't bad enough, I had 3 pokemon abusing Focus Sash. I commanded Tsuna to stall with a Fake Out, and he delivered, just like always. Now, here's where I was wanting some hax. You know, the kinda shit that makes people mad as hell. "Alright Tsuna! Crit this thing and prevent those rocks, Mach Punch go!" Well, he gave it a good jab, but it wasn't a crit. "Dammit, this is bad... We're not done yet though, who needs Fo-" I was cut short as her Aerodactyl went for an Aerial Ace, bringing Tsuna to his sash. I was shocked at first, but quickly realized we have another shot and preventing rocks. "Alright, we were given another shot. This time don't hold back, give that Mach Punch all you got! Crit buddy!" Unfortunately, the crit didn't happen that time either. Ciel being smart, got her rocks up, and made the fight extremely more difficult for me. Now, I made a stupid move, and made Tsuna go for Rock Slide.... Well.... That cost me one loyal primate. Sitting at a 5-6 score, Ciel was looking pretty smug. I merely glared as I sent out Jazz. "Guess you think you're pretty awesome now, huh? Whatever." Jazz shrugged off her Aerodactyl's Dragon Claw and fired off a Scald hot enough to make Charlotte look like a Refrigerator. She quickly sent out Yanmega to counter my derpy friend. Now see, the thing about Yanmega is, it's just annoying. Nothing more, nothing less. It just sucks, it's mean, ugly, it smells, IT ALWAYS GETS A SPEED BOOST.... Ahem, so I quickly withdrew Jazz and sent in A.I. Of course, the damn thing protected, just as planned really. However, my epic moment was short lived as she sent got flinch after flinch with Air Slash. But before A.I. could attack she withdrew Yanmega.</p> "You're a lot tougher than Fire Crotch, I'll give you that." "Ah, I always love to hear praise from my loyal fans!" I slightly twitched at that comment, but I awaited her choice. As fate would have it, she also carried the ever graceful Togekiss. As fate would also have it, it was her next choice. I decided to let A.I. out hax the haxer. And to my surprise, their hax was so great, so powerfully haxy, that it was cancelled out. After a short exchange, A.I. managed to clip the wings of the fat bird, and a faint "Good game, scrub" could be heard from the Porygon2. "I hope this isn't all you got, Ciel. It's 5-4 and you're sweating." "Oh no, deary! The game has just begun~! Now, behold the true power of the flying type!" "Yeah, yeah. Shut up and send out yo- OMFG A SALAMENCE!" I was startled at first, but remembering why I loved A.I. in the first place, I smiled. "Bad move, Ciel." "We'll see~!" Next thing I knew, A.I. was on the floor, out cold. I guess you could say Salemence's power level was... OUTRAGEOUS! Once the shock left, I contemplated my next move. And like that, I knew the right poke for the job. As I sent out Jazz, I smiled even wider...... And it was wiped clean off my face again as Jazz was quickly knocked out. The momentum of the match quickly shifted in Ciel's favor. I was shaking, unsure of what to do. So with a shaky hand, I sent out Gastroll. "Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! You're really backing me into a corner here..." "Sorry~! But did you think you were getting off that easy?" I didn't answer, truth be told, I was lost for words. I didn't know what would happen. The score was 3-4, and her Salamence just calmed down from its rampage. Luckily, it didn't carry Lum. Having wasted enough time thinking, I instructed Gastroll to give a piercing Icy Wind. To my surprise, Ciel withdrew Salamence and sent out her Gliscor, which easily died in one hit to Gastrolls attack. This left me at ease, tying up the score. My happiness was short lived, and was replaced with rage as she sent out Yanmega. I decided it was useless switching, and stayed in making Gastroll spam Icy Wind. Of course, Yanmega protected the first turn, and the very next got a painful Air Slash flinch. Gastroll wasn't looking so good, so I decided it was time for a fresh start. Sending out Chunkybum to counter her Speed Boost. He easily disposed of it with an Extremespeed. "It's time to wrap this up, Ciel!" She didn't reply, and instead, sent out her final Pokemon, Salamence. This is when I realized a very stupid move I made. I had forgotten that rocks were up, and Gastroll would faint upon a switch in. In short, I basically had one pokemon after Chunkybum to win this with, and I wasn't sure what this Salamence was running. I was fearing the worst, and honestly, I believed I lost. But, as if reading my thoughts, Chunkybum gave me a look filled with passion and determination. I nodded as Chunkybum went for his last attack, severely wounding Salamence. Then.... the Outrage came and quickly drained Chunkybum's remaining hp. "You did amazing, Chunkybum. This should be enough. Alright, Ciel! I still have one last pokemon, I hope you don't get too heartbroken by this loss." "Ahaha~! I see you're not completely drained of willpower! How exciting~!" It was the finale, I had one shot at this. Gastroll was pretty much useless, knowing this, I sent out my final hope. "Finish it, Septus!" It was glorious, Septus and Salamence and a standoff to end all standoffs. Both wanting to beat the other for their trainers. Salamence launched a mighty Outrage as Septus quickly dodged, not wanting it to end so fast. The two pokemon continued to clash, until Septus managed to land a Rock Slide. Salamence staggered back, clearly hurt bad. As time passed by, the great dragon fell to the ground, completely drained of energy. Realizing what happened, I quickly hugged Septus. "I knew you could do it buddy!" Turning my attention to Ciel, I approached her. "What a great battle, I can't stop shaking. I never expected this much of a challenge from you, honestly." "Ah, I had a lot of fun too~! In the end, the match was graceful, like me~! Enough talk, here, take the Suspension Badge." Right after that, the gym floor went back down so fast, that I was thrown off balance and faceplanted. I can't say I approve of battling so high in the air, but it does change things up a bit. As I left the gym I noticed something odd. There were about 50 cut outs of famous celebrities where spectators would sit.

Rant about Chuck Norris jokes. <<

Thanks guys!

Burning Determination! You know, I've seen my fair share of bullshit during this challenge. Having stomped 12 leaders, you think the hardest part would be over. Needless to say, I was pretty confident when I walked into Charlotte's gym. "Yo sup, Fire Crotch!?" "Nothing much, I just hope you're ready to get stomped!" Being cocky as always, I already wanted this battle to be over with. So, after the formalities were over with, we got straight to business. To my surprise, her leads were different from what I've seen in the past. "Woah! Blaziken, Ninetales, and a Rotom-H, eh?" I won't lie, that confidence I spoke of earlier was drained. I've never seen or heard of her leading with a Blaziken, or Rotom-H. Ninetales, sure, but... Just... Woah. Once I got over the shock, I countered with Tsuna, Septus, and Jazz. My original goal was to counter her lead, but since she changed it so dramatically, I was left unsure what to do at this point. After a bit of thinking, I decided what I must do. "Tsuna, Septus! SPAM ROCK SLIDE! Jazz, stand there and look pretty!" Charlotte had a weird look on her face, but I guess she had something in her eye. Anyway, Jazz didn't like the "pretty" comment, so he ignored orders and used Thunder Wave, targeting her Rotom. Blaziken avoided harm by using that weenie move Protect, and Ninetales was completely destroyed. She then sent out her famous Charizard. "Pft! Is that all you got, challenger?! Well then, feel the burn!" "YOUR PUNS DO NOT SCARE ME, FIRE CROTCH!" "Then I guess I'll just have to burn them into your memory so you don't forget them, ever!" "That was bad, and you should feel bad!" Next thing I knew, her Rotom was overheating on Jazz. It took him awhile, but he eventually laughed. Next thing I knew, Septus was on the ground, completely out of stamina. Sadly, I withdrew him and set out Gastroll. Originally, I had planned for Charizard to be leading her pack of nitwits, but I guess she decided to save him for later. Regardless, Tsuna was still in great shape and was ready to kick more ass. So, having Tsuna continue to spam Rock Slide, I had Gastroll attack Rotom, and Jazz paralyze her Charizard. Unfortunately, her Charizard had the moves like Jagger. Because he dodged Rock Slide not once, but TWICE, WHILE paralyzed. Now, I'm not big on dancing, but she should send her Charizard to America's Got Talent or something. I laughed at that thought, but was shortly interrupted by her Blaziken KO'ing Gastroll. Tsuna, not liking other Fire/Fighting starters, quickly took it out with a Rock Slide, and to top it off, he got rid of that damn Charizard too! If I were one for puns, I'd say she was heated upon seeing a double down. But my amusement was short lived, her Rotom took out Jazz with a jolt of lightning so shockingly painful, Lugia's kids would feel it, and that's saying something considering Lugia is genderless. Wonder how that works? I guess th- Wow, sidetracked... Anyway, it was 3-3, and I was extremely worried at this point. "Give up, you flaming pile of suck!" Charlotte smirked and sent out her remaining 2 pokemon, as did I. "Alright, Chunkybum! A.I.! Lets win this!" I knew what was coming, I hated it, but I fucking knew! I took a deep breath as she sent out Darmanitan and Typhlosion. Knowing that I had to pull out all the stops to win this, I looked at A.I. "Buddy, I know you like to hax. So, do your job, and make her rage!" Funnily enough, all her Darmanitan's Stone Edge's missed. Chunkybum killed off Typhlosion with a banded Extremespeed. You ever see a Rotom shit bricks? Well, hers was getting desperate, spamming Overheat with no regard to the special attack drops. I suppose it was a last stand. But A.I. wasn't having any of that and finished it off with a swift Thunderbolt. All that was left was Darmanitan. This, guy. OHOHOHO this guy. Poor bastard must of been blind or something, I almost felt bad finishing it off......Nah, I laughed my ass off as Tsuna and Chunkybum tagged team it's ass with a good Rock Slide Extremespeed combo! Winning me the match, 3-0! "I won't shame you further by making a pun, Charlotte. I know it really burns you up. I'll just take my badge and leave your fine facility." She was really happy that I won, even so that she even threw the badge at me. She even said a few curse words she was so stoked. I left shortly after her celebration, holding my badge, full of myself, as usual. That was the first little chapter. I hope you all enjoyed it, and I look forward the next one. I'll be taking on Ciel, so look forward to two people being cocky.

If anything, I'd say to stay away from weather. I think it's more fun to fight the leaders in their own territory, the ones that use weather that is. But, that's just my personal opinion. I can't recommend much aside from a legend. Soooo, let's see. One pokemon that I can say will help you a lot is Darkrai. Slap Dark Void on him and he will make the leaders think about going Triples/Doubles. And to compliment him, a pokemon with Unnerve would go well with the Dark Warrior. Though, our play styles are very different league wise. I like abusing the frail pokemon. So if you want something bulky. Maybe Dialga, or Giratina. Since you've beaten regular league, you can build around those pretty easily. But, yeah. Legend wise. Darkrai, Dialga, or Giratina. WE COULD TOTALLY BE DARKRAI BUDDIES!!! Good luck in X-League!

Goku would destroy Superman. Not even a contest. >>

[quote name='Gardevoir' timestamp='1348358657' post='42130'] Agreed! I need to be back in the spotlight, Lamethyst. So give me the basics so my fans can have what they want!~ Um, excuse me. This is MY show. This is MY thread. I call who are the MVPs and who are the flops! This is my spotlight and it'll shine brighter than ever before with the return of the Reborn Highlights!~ [/quote] Laura started using Sceptile and named it after me! Could this be a sign of love~? Get on it, Reporter Lady!

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You may be thinking; "Dude, there are already two other topics with people doing this kind of thing!" If you are thinking that.... Shuddap! << Due to my inability to be creative or original, I will be doing a Reborn league topic as well. Showing all my glory or fails! However, it will be different than that of Washman's or Ryan C's league topics. I plan to make each battle I have an epic battle scene and amazing story. Kinda like reading a small chapter in a book. Now, I'm not the best storyteller, believe you me. But, I might as well try, cause why not? Anyway, since I've already beat 12 of the leaders; This will start officially on Monday with an epic battle against Charlotte and will continue until X-League Amy. That being said, I look forward to giving you all an entertaining short story to read, and I hope you all enjoy them. Till Monday!

.......Male hero from HGSS. I don't mind this cause I'd get to hit on Clair <<

Welcome!

Currently; Naruto, One Piece, Bakuman(once season 3 airs), HunterxHunter, Sword Art Online. Tried Fairy Tail, but didn't get into it. I'll probably start Darker Than Black or Yu Yu Hakusho once I'm finished with HunterxHunter.

.....Hark wins... Good game, sir, good game.

This is how Gardevoir gets her sources to talk.

Happy Birthday Clud! May you float in peace somewhere in the stratosphere, or whatever part of the sky you live in >>

Thanks for the suggestions! Here's the current team; @ Leftovers Trait: Heatproof EVs: 252 HP / 124 Atk / 132 SDef Relaxed Nature (+Def, -Spd) - Gyro Ball - Earthquake - Stealth Rock - Trick Room @ Flame Orb Trait: Guts EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SDef Brave Nature (+Atk, -Spd) - Mach Punch - Facade - Drain Punch - Ice Punch @ Life Orb Trait: Thick Fat EVs: 116 HP / 160 Atk / 232 SDef Relaxed Nature (+Def, -Spd) - Crunch - Return - Fire Punch - Earthquake @ Life Orb Trait: Magic Guard EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SAtk Relaxed Nature (+Def, -Spd) - Recover - Psyshock - Focus Blast - Trick Room @ Leftovers Trait: Regenerator EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SAtk Relaxed Nature (+Def, -Spd) - Toxic - Scald - Flamethrower - Trick Room @ Life Orb Trait: Solid Rock EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SDef Brave Nature (+Atk, -Spd) - Crunch - Stone Edge - Earthquake - Hammer Arm I wasn't sure what EV's to invest in Rhyperior, so I kinda just winged it. As always, more suggestions are welcome and greatly appreciated! EDIT: Replaced Slowbro with Xatu.

After taking those suggestions, this is the current result. @ Leftovers Trait: Levitate EVs: 252 HP / 124 Atk / 132 SDef Relaxed Nature (+Def, -Spd) - Gyro Ball - Earthquake - Hidden Power [ice] - Trick Room @ Flame Orb Trait: Guts EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SDef Brave Nature (+Atk, -Spd) - Mach Punch - Facade - Drain Punch - Ice Punch @ Life Orb Trait: Thick Fat EVs: 116 HP / 160 Atk / 232 SDef Relaxed Nature (+Def, -Spd) - Crunch - Return - Fire Punch - Earthquake @ Leftovers Trait: Magic Guard EVs: 128 HP / 252 Def / 128 SAtk Relaxed Nature (+Def, -Spd) - Recover - Psyshock - Calm Mind - Trick Room @ Leftovers Trait: Regenerator EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SAtk Relaxed Nature (+Def, -Spd) - Toxic - Scald - Flamethrower - Trick Room @ Leftovers Trait: Sturdy EVs: 144 HP / 112 Atk / 252 Def Brave Nature (+Atk, -Spd) - Earthquake - Stealth Rock - Rapid Spin - Ice Shard I'm thinking of replacing Donphan, as Slant said, a spinner really isn't needed. Any ideas to what replaces him will be taken into consideration! So please, keep em coming!