Joker

Zelda: Minish Cap! My favorite Zelda ever!

Rock Smash? Guess, everyone has their preferences. Anyway, welcome.

I hate chat speak too. So I like how you raised the bar for that rule.

Wait.... The leaders use other names?............ Anyway, welcome.

As some of you may know, I was inspired to do an Emerald run by Poetic. Or as he'd like to say, I copied him. If only I had Firered. Stupid kids stole it. D: Anyway, time for an update. As I've said before, the first six people to claim spots are the only ones to get spots, and I will use, and only use these Pokemon, the entire time. I may not catch any others. So far I have, Laura(Grovyle) Rime(Vigoroth) Ame(Kirlia) Poetic(Sableye) Batl(Machop) I still have one more slot open, anyone can call dibs on the final member. Preferably, a flying type or a Pokemon that can learn fly. But, it's up to that person.

I'ma steal some words from Laura here. But, with Xiphera the mighty Sceptile by your side. The seed of victory will be planted in all your battles.

I call Sceptile! Once more.

NOOOO! NOT THE SCEPTILE! ;~: *Sniff* Granted, but your only power is to shoot poop out of your mouth. *Sniff* I wish my army of Sceptiles were still alive. ;A;

Granted. While out flying it, you crash into a mountain. I wish, for an army of Sceptile!

Granted. But, Aliens come down to Earth and take you into their UFO and anal probe you before you could use it. (I think this was a little weird.) I wish for a magical talking Taco.

For the record. Being the only person on Earth would actually make me happy. Granted. But, it's all spoiled. I wish Donkey's could fly.

Granted. But you swim into a underwater volcano, thus being burnt to a crisp. I wish for immortality.

Welcome. Just don't say my name wrong, and we'll be just fine.

Hmm.... Vaporeon. Yep.

Granted. They now come to your house. I wish Rebecca Black was never born.

Granted. You then get eaten by a shark. I wish I had a talking Zebra,