CHAPTER 5: THE ACADEMY IS A NIGHTMARE!
Hello everyone! Let's jump right into this Chapter shall we? Roll the Title Card and theme music!
It's the little things in life that make you smile.
Couldn't think of a good song for this chapter so I just chose a random song.
Now before we get through the section of this Chapter, I have some pretty exciting news. While training up the team a bit, something amazing happened. Let me introduce to you... THE NEWLY EVOLVED PENGUIN Q.! How you doing girl?
That's right. It's still there but not as bad as when she was a Piplup. But with that out of the way, let me show you the team really quick.
I got them all up to level 16 which is a decent level for around here me thinks. Now despite Cherubi only having Tackle as its only damaging move... It was fun training it. And Leech Seed helps a whole lot too.
You are. Now, let's continue. Let's search throughout the academy before we have Luna shack up with Chan in his dorm room.
Well... You do you I guess. Hopefully you didn't join this organization just for that.
STOP! We had to deal with that shit in the last chapter. Not dealing with that here.
… It worries me that an academy would put statues up of Darkrai. Anyone else?
SOMEONE THAT ISN'T AN IDIOT! Can we please add him to the friendlist? Can he travel with us? Please...? -sigh-
So this is a dorm room for this academy huh? It looks ok I guess... Rather the cave though.
Umm... Someone watch out for this kid... Although, he might have the right idea.
If that's how you feel, maybe you shouldn't be a doctor.
Aww Luna. That was so beautiful. Brings a tear to my eye.
See? Do good things and you get rewarded for it. Wouldn't that be awesome if that happened in real life?
You take that back Dinor! She will make it through!
No! Not the 2 of you as well! Don't lose faith!
Alright Doctor... Might as well go to the left side of the academy now. And then meet up with Chan.
Uhhh...
What she said!
Phew. Thank god Team Lightning are idiots.
THAT... is a big tv.
THIS... library is also big. So are the bookcases. Damn.
Go for it.
Hahaha! He's insulted! Haha!
He-He probably feels bad about himself now. Haha...
Ha. Haha... Ok. Now I feel bad. You know what? I'm going to apologize.
Hey dude. I'm sorry for calling you a nerd. I didn't mean to-
Umm... I'mma-I'mma just go somewhere else that isn't here.
Ahh! As long as you don't shout outloud again, sure!
Hey! What did I just say?!
Ground.
Ohh boy. Looks like it's guessing time.
Umm... Miro?
Lucky 1st guess.
Just because it sounds somewhat awesome, House of Screams.
Wow... I was expecting that to be false.
Alright. Back to things I may actually know.
Despite Victini being a legendary, I'm pretty sure it's Volcarona.
Hell yea!
Sweet! Let's end this.
(I forgot to take a screenshot of the question but it was which of the 4 Pokemon had the highest defense. I know 3 of them were Steelix, Deoxys (Defense Form) and Shuckle. Can't remember the last 1 but the answer is Shuckle.)
Hmm. Not bad of a reward. Thanks!
You're welcome. And now you're not important anymore. Have fun never talking to anyone ever again!
Because THAT'S not ominous or anything.
They were going through your underwear drawer probably... Eek. Even I regret making that joke. I wasn't "Redi" for that.
Hmm. It's kind of funny to see Chan in pain but... I also feel bad for him and I actually do hate Redi… What is happening to me that I'm siding with Chan on this 1?!
He got bit by a fucking venomous snake. I'm sure he's just TOTALLY fine and doesn't need to go to the hospital... Everything I just said is gonna be the way it happens isn't it?
You don't say?
Yea. It's a total mess in here Chan. Clean it up! Well... After you get better from that snake bite.
Hooooooow?
I already asked that Luna!
I'm looking but I ain't seeing anything Chan!
Haven't we explained what that is already or am I thinking a little ahead of the story here?
Well they're failing miserably at it.
Like me.
So he was killed by Team Lightning for quitting. Got it.
I... I guess Dinor and Kain did get someone smart for this. He remembered stuff and knew about Professor Gobline…
I don't know… Maybe... But this goes against everything I've been feeling since the start of this adventure and... Oogh… Ahh!
-breathes in and out fast- What the hell?
Well, it did hurt somewhat... But it felt like I was giving up stamina for power or something like that. I have no clue how that happened though. But look. We gotta focus on the story for right now. You 2 continue on while I rest up for a bit.
Alright. I feel a little better now but... Seriously? You wanna clean up now when it seems like they're about to start their plan?
He's right. Let's split up and look for-
Really? You want us to report back to you when WE find something? But... You did get bit by a Seviper… Fine. You get a pass.
That's a huge statue. Wait...
Why does he get a special statue in his room? And why does he need it in here? It's so out of place and weird.
Look at him... Just sleeping there...
It'd be a shame if someone were to cut him open. Hahahahahaha! Ok. Moving on with the story.
Might as well.
Well I mean we don't know it so how can we?
Seriously. It took us a minute to come here from your room and your magically all better after a minute nap? You JUST got bit by a poisonous snake and you're magically better after a MINUTE nap?... Let's just keep going before I go on a rant.
Are numbers too much for you dude? It's ok. I hated Math too.
There. Now I will never forget it.
No shit Luna! I thought we'd just stay here and have a tea party!
Ohh. I guess we're gonna see how the girl is now...
Which is ok by me!
No! You are NOT Bugs Bunny!
That's awesome!
Wait. If that's the case, what's the point of asking her something? (Forgot a screenshot here where Kain tells her his name and asks her something I believe.)
Sadly, he isn't wrong.
Hmm. Is Kain or the doctor more stupid? Well the Doctor is suggesting them to ask her something while she can't reply back. That's really stupid. But Kain insists on doing it even though Dinor points it out. But then again, he's prob just eager to find out what happened to her soooo... Yea. Doctor is the stupid 1 here.
Whoa Kain. Calm down there. You're being to anxious and asking the girl too many questions at once. If you don't stop, something bad might happen.
LIKE THAT! DAMNIT KAIN! YOUR FRIEND METER HAS DROPPED FOR ME BECAUSE OF THAT!
Please survive!
Noooo! We're back here?! But the girl...!
Fine... Let's continue. I put the code in and Chan enters and now I-
Hmm... I can't tell if Chan did that or if Luna didn't move fast enough...
What is up with the Lightning girls mostly talking about being pretty or what not or the other dudes in the team? Is that all the organization is made up of? Jesus.
Yea. I see what you mean. It's really bizarre but I can't put my finger on why that is.
That's convenient.
Dries? This grunt's name is Dries...? Why? Did his parents hate him as soon as he was born? Is that even a real name?!
Again with the girls talking about this shit.
I think I know why this team was formed. It's a secret sex group.
Look, whatever it is, I'll be able to take care of it easily. Ohh yea! I learned how to get to that transformation! Look. All I got do is yell "Pokemon Power" while doing a stance and I'll transform. Watch this. -clears throat- POKEMON POWER!
Man. This feels awesome! I can't believe I have this power for some unknown reason but I ain't complaining. (And yes. I know it's horribly edited but ohh well.) Anyways, what were you talking about Chan?
That's a lot of grunts and my power up went away... This isn't good.
Why? What has this place done to you?
Your dad's apart of this? Jeez. How many other family members are apart of this thing as well?
By losing to a bunch of kids and/or teenagers in battle. They got that down pat. Including you.
There's your applause Professor Turkey. You thought I forgot about that huh? Well I DIDN'T!
Right behind the 2 of you!
If I remember correctly, she wasn't doing too good though dude.
No offense guys but we don't have time to chit chat about the girl, despite her being 1 of my faves. We should really go stop Team Lightning.
Even Chan knows this!... -sigh- That smart son of a bitch.
Oh my... Is that...?!
It is! It's unconscious girl! She's alive! But... What happened?
Uhh… Why? And also, how did you get better all of a sudden?
Don't you EVER call her that again Dinor or else I'll turn you into rubble.
Finally! Now I can stop calling her unconscious girl. Too much to type out.
I don't think that's the plan there Kain. I mean so far, it sounds like all they've been doing is giving you all nightmares.
Even Chan... knows this... Fuck! He's growing on me! He's being reasonably smart! GAH!
Wait... You... You mean...
Nooooooooooo! This cannot be!
Girl, you don't know the HALF of it.
Hmm. You know what? Before I end the episode, I'm gonna see if I can go back into the room filled with the grunts.
How did I not notice this before? Holy shit.
Damn. At least you tried Luna.
So this next room has Cresselia in it but what are the chances of Luna being able to-
Wait. What?
Well... Seems like you can catch a Legendary already in this game. -sigh- I'm telling you all now. I am not using legendaries and nor am I going to try to just catch them. I'm sorry.
But hey. At least Death Crow got some experience points for it?
Well I mean it's only attacking move was Confusion and you're immune to Psychic attacks but I suppose it feels good to take down a Pokemon like that. Enjoy it Death Crow.
Well, I think we're gonna leave it here for today guys. Thanks for watching. And with that, have a nice-
Welllll... I suppose I can. Why not? Alright. Stand back. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! POKEMON POWER!
Yea! This feels incredible! And my hairs different this time for some reason! But I'm going to leave this chapter right here! See you all next time! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH YEA! THIS POWER FEELS GOOD!