League fans, we meant to patch this sooner but we've just been busy No one's calling MIAs? Added pings for people missing Look, we aren't perfect, but we're really willing to try You say we should try harder, how about getting out of Bronze 5? You see, there's a wealth of things you'll never understand Not like we hate the fans, we're just not gonna sit around and hold your hands Quite frankly, this major player base is toxic It's shocking how many of you rookies will always try to talk shit So, you're experiencing more lag than anyone else on your team Stop bitching about our servers, and just get a new ISP If 3/5 surrender, that's not nearly unanimous, we know it's not a perfect system, you don't always have to snap at us The second we stop making champs like once or twice a month, you get all upset and take up arms for your fucking witch hunt You know we're not the bad guys, we just gave you a free MOBA But you cry on every forum and compare us to HoN and DotA? Based on feedback, it seems like we're really failing you You say your champs are overpowered? Better nerf Irelia Quite frankly, you don't treat us with the respect you should Your words do tons more damage than Phreak ever could You say we're ruining League of Legends? Well, fuck you! We're starting server maintenance, disabling ranked queues As long as you play League, you'll always be our bitch Now we suggest you shut the hell up, and disappear like Twitch