The Grinch

Friendly flashback to when I was on a train and thought I ended up in Greenland

My community reputation is 'Benefactor'

Yes, I also think I'm a benefit to this site, contributing with my bomb memes

4 days won with most liked content?

I can't believe my taste of memes is actually being rated from a statistic and not just socially now

I'll take a break from walking on Saturdays.  Not because of any health concerns but because there's too many people outside and sometimes there's a party going on and I can't even begin to describe how much I dislike young adults in this area

Next on the Dr. Phil show: ''I think someone else is petting my cat''

It's been some time since I last made a status update. Like 2 or 3 days dry period

I've been busy yall, really busy

How are things at d00ds and d00dettes

There's a delivery coming soon. Normally that would be good and exciting, but this time it just annoys me because now I have to put on pants

Donald Duck has it fucking good

I've been very vocal about how I dislike human kids, and so has been expressing how fond I am of pets as kids

Sure it hurts sometimes physically when your cat tries to get away from your loving hug, but imo it's still better than having a human little shit talking back at you for the rest of your life

At least when cats or dogs talk back at you they sound cute

Remind me to never look up anything that has to do with asian food

I was doing good today following my diet

The keyword is 'was'

I withstood the mighty Marshmallows for quite some time now. For like a day with pure temptation

All that trained discipline ended today tho when I pushed the first marshmallow into my mouth

There's nothing like some Donkey kong 64 for when nostalgia kicks in

Leeks are such a good vegetable

Classic as a meme and tasty as a vegetable

Why do I keep making the mistake by going for a walk at 11 pm

I've seen too many horror movies to know where this is going

There's a HUGE FUCKING spider here and I can't battle it. I'm not levelled high enough to fight this fucker

Mayday, Mayday

I feel like a blonde simba

NO, TAG

YOU IT NAOW

I get quickly nervous when people either post on my profile or tag me in something

Like what have I done, don't bring me to court

My cat was looking up at the ceiling and I looked up to see tf she was looking at and a large fucking moth was up there

Little shit scared me

How tf do I relate so much to otters, it's like a mirror

I just had Thịt kho 

I'm not supposed to eat food with lots of calories today but fuck that shit

I'll do a lot for some fucking Thịt kho 

When there's only one springroll left but you have to be polite and ask if the other people want it, but lowkey you'd fight them for it

The reason I'm dead inside is because I haven't had springrolls in months

I'm Isa and I have an addiction to asian food

Remembering back at my boarding school years, I really made a reputation of myself where people thought I was a 'Wolf in sheep clothing' person. I remember my dorm was hosting this game where people would go around finding cut-outs of Pokemon and if they found  the  mew they would automatically win, and I thought it would be funny to have a Ditto fake mew and if they brought back the fake Mew they would automatically be disqualified

I still think that would be funny