hmmm.... i do not ever remember saying i am retired. in fact i am currently on a quest in valkyria: scales of war. (if you want to see what unfolds, go check it out in the roleplaying section) and i get (most) of my memes from single dad laughing on facebook (never heard of 9gag) but in any event welcome and if you ever want to talk or anything just let me know
(p.s. loved the way you forced new welcoming statements)