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this is my first attempt at something poetic. enjoy
she's so beautiful
yet so sad
Spoilershe's so beautiful
yet so sad
always saying no one
will ever love her,
and yet when someone tells her
that they love her she runs and hides
silly girl
they love you,
you just don't love yourself
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i have come to see that i have been neglecting my duty as a bard. i have as of yet to post any jokes at all. so lets fix this.
this one is immature
Spoilerpoop jokes are not my favorite kind of jokes but they are a solid number two
the only smart blond joke i know
Spoilera blond went into a bank and asked for a 2000$ loan because she was going on a 2 week vacation. the bank tellers asked for collateral so she gave them her keys to her new Mercedes. once everything checked out they handed her the loan and she left. once she left the tellers started laughing because they saw she was a multi-millionaire so she had no reason to get a loan. when she came back she payed back the 2000 + the 7% interest of 140$ and got her car and keys back.the tellers then asked why she even got the loan since she had all the money she needed herself. she then told them "well where else in NY can i park my Mercedes for 140$ and get it back after 2 weeks away?"
i hope thees wet you appetite and i will take requests also.
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tis saddening that i must forevermore see this note of past transgressions. i shall endure this, for what is it but further motivation to strive to do better. i must apologize for not plundering the depths. for if i had, i would have known better. but i was foolish. but i do have the capacity to learn from all mistakes i make. so any further transgression shall now be avoided. but fear not. this is a happy tale of overcoming mistakes and growing as a bard (for me. you grow as you do).
forevermore,
the imperfect bard
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so tomorrow is going to be an interesting day. first of all i do not have to work(WHOO!), the new magic the gathering duel deck comes out with a new artwork for my first and fave commander jhoria of the ghitu, hopefully i will get my taxes sorted out, and last but certainly not least i finally get to continue on the dnd game where my bard is in straud's realm. so yea ima little stoked for tomorrow!
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i was playing smash bros for ds and i have finally found someone who can play Ike as good as me. so whoever cold s(older? i could not see the rest of name) is i would like to thank you here. (even tho you'll probably never see this)