Lord Emvee

... NO THIS CAN'T BE POSSIBLE!!!

So I guess someone didn't like the post that I made and deleted it. It's ok I don't mind I'll just post again. Long story short, I will be dropping outta pokenations for obvious reasons call it a cupcake!

Wow JellyMan this is a really amazing team!!! ^v^ I have to give you 11/10 since the team is completely flawless!!! Watch out for Spikes and also Cryogonal is a threat since it runs Freeze Dry and HP Ground, but on a more serious note you're one of the strongest NU players ever please you have to teach me how to use Feraligatr!!! :DDDD <3

Ni hao murlan. Looking at your team it's pretty weak to a lot of NU stuff, you don't have much coverage and you don't have a way to deal with hazards when you have 3 mons weak to it. I've edited it for you and made it a lot better. Let's begin. So Cradily isn't really a good SR Lead plus you're using pain split when it gets recover imo you're better off replacing it for the probopass which helps answer a lot more stuff than cradily does while also giving you momentum: Probopass (M) @ Leftovers Trait: Sturdy EVs: 248 HP / 56 SAtk / 204 SDef Calm Nature (+SDef, -Atk) - Stealth Rock - Flash Cannon - Toxic - Volt Switch Crustle isn't too reliable in beating variety of threats but if you think about it, SD Natural Gift Leafeon does a better job at taking out NU threats than this guy does, so we'll change it to that. For example, it is able to do like 80% to a max defense Vileplume with Natural Gift + Occa Berry. Leafeon (M) @ Occa Berry Trait: Chlorophyll EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spd Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk) - Natural Gift - Leaf Blade - Knock Off - Swords Dance Now don't even think about using mixed swellow it's just not reliable in power like flame orb + boomburst isnt gonna do anything i would recommend switching it to an all out attacker known as Kangaskhan cuz it's very good at dealing with threats in the NU tier + it dies too quickly koni chiwa Kangaskhan (F) @ Silk Scarf Trait: Scrappy EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spd Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk) - Return - Earthquake - Sucker Punch - Fake Out And nextly seems we have a choice scarf archaeops but what's this i smell? chirp chirp no way to get rid of hazards uh oh gotta switch it for the xatu here is the set. Xatu (M) @ Leftovers Trait: Magic Bounce EVs: 248 HP / 84 Def / 176 Spd Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk) - Roost - Psychic - Calm Mind - Dazzling Gleam Instead of Feraligatr try the family man Seismitoed it was founded by the big ed himself and is a man maker of its own kind Seismitoad (M) @ Leftovers Trait: Water Absorb EVs: 200 HP / 208 Def / 56 SDef / 44 Spd Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk) - Toxic - Sludge Wave - Scald - Earth Power And finally, we can swap out the silly drain punch audino for something more manly. We'll swap it out for baby rupes favorite Pokemon, Typhlosion (it uses eRUPEtion) Typhlosion (M) @ Choice Specs Trait: Blaze EVs: 252 SAtk / 4 SDef / 252 Spd Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk) - Flamethrower - Focus Blast - Eruption - Extrasensory Hope you guys like the team any comments are appreciated it's a pretty awesome NU team overall that deals with a variety of threats and can be really annoying to face.

Yeah I won vs Ancient forgot to save logs at the end but had like 6+ people watching so it's all good.

Even the Lord has a face. Let me show you all what this man maker looks like... let's get down to business.

To baby rupe whose birthday is actually tomorrow, I write you this poem through the eyes of mother rupe. Tomorrow is the day of the birth of rupe I remember the very first time you pooped How it looked like a elephant playing a flute And your voice grew manly but your face stayed cute For the longest time ever I've watched you grow How you wet your first bed in a valley of snow And the fact that you are growing up way too fast But still cute like a baby, how long will that last? Now I know that you've been making out with your chick You're not the only one that grew, look at your little baby .l. Happy birthday cute baby rupe play with your toys go have fun And maybe one day after daycare you'll be as manly as Mulan

I AM THE TRUE LORD -------------------------- There are men, women, and children amongst us. Only men can be chosen to be man makers, to make men out of women and women out of children. In the Mulanos region located across the sea west of the Hoenn region, a powerful man maker came forth from the heavens and spied upon a woman, who had just recieved news that her aging father was summoned by the chinese emperor to fight againt the Huns in a great battle. The womans name was Meulin, and that evening during dinner, her father made an announcement at the table. "I will have to fight against the Huns, for if we let them storm our homelands, they will make women of us men, and children of us women, and then reverse the process all over again so that they will make us Huns." Everyone was in shock, and even Grandmother Fa passed out at the news but nobody seemed to notice. Meulin stood up and exclaimed, "NI HAO MA! You are old and frail father and you will surely die in this battle!" Meulin's father banged his fist on the table and stood up tall and proud. "KONI CHIWA MADA FAKA I am as old of a man as you are a woman!" Meulin was taken aback by this and started crying as she ran to her room. Into the night, Meulin could hear the whispers of her mother and father, talking about how much of a woman Meulin was, and how much of a man her father was. But Meulin had enough. She prayed to the chinese gods to be made into a man so that she may take her fathers place, but nobody answered her. But the lord man maker was still watching her, carefully observing her every move as if she was an animated disney movie. He approached her, gliding on air through the window of her room and hovering in the air. Meulin tried to let out a womanly scream, but in the presence of the lord man maker it became a mans voice. Everyone rushed outside to try and find which man screamed, but to their disappointment, they found nothing. "My name is Lord Emvee," said the man maker. "I hear you want to be made into a man." Meulin nodded and Lord Emvee disappeared into thin air, but his voice remained and echoed so that only Meulin can hear it. "You must first sneak into your fathers room undetected, and obtain the the manly armor of your father." Meulin silently crept into her fathers room, and saw him asleep on a hard manly pillow filled with rocks. Meulin stripped the womanly chinese oriental dress she was wearing until she was completely bare. She then walked over to her fathers armor, and silently slipped it on. The lord man makers voice echoed once again "now make your way to the stables undetected and take your fathers sword and horse". She did so, and as she picked up the sword and looked at her reflection through it, she saw her womanly hair waving in he wind. "KONI CHIWA MADA FAKA CUT YOUR HAIR WOMAN!" With a swift slice, Meulin cut her hair off. Thunder boomed in the night sky and lightning flashed in all directions. Meulin used the hair and tied it to her chest, to look even more manlier. She then mounted her fathers horse, and turned to face Lord Emvee. "How can I repay you for this deed," said Meulin. Lord Emvee smiled. "Meulin, ... Meulan... MULAN!" Immediately, the ground shook, and the world had changed. Meulin wasn't Meulin anymore. Meulin was Mulan. "You shall now be known as Mulan to everyone," said the lord man maker. "I give you three parting gifts on your quest to make men. I give you Kricket, a fauthful companion on your journies. His name is Void, and he is a powerful man maker that goes chirp chirp. Next, I give you Mushu the man making red Dragon. His name is Deputy Red, and even though he is small just like something else that I will not talk about, he is a wise companion that will guide you on your quest to manhood and to become a man maker. And then last but not least, I give you the chinese army, commanded by two of the most powerful man makers apart from myself of course since I am the one true lord of men and man making. Their names are General Shang (DAVIDpwns) and LilOU. They will help you to defeat the Huns and rid the world of reverse Mulans". And so with that being said, Mulan rode off into the night on his horse, with his companions Kricket and Mushu, to join the chinese army and become a man maker. The commotion had awoken his father, who ran out and saw Mulan riding off into the night. The legend says as Mulan rode off to join the army to fight off the huns, the echo of his father still followed behind her. "MULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!" And so you see, it was I that set Mulan on his path to glory and manmakinghood. In the region of Mulanos, there are many kinds of different species of Pokemon. But only you can find them all, and use them to conquer the Huns as well as the reverse Mulans. As Arceus is the lord of Sinnoh, I am the lord of Mulanos, and maybe of all other regions. And always remember, that regardless of whatever religion you may or may not have, to make sure you don't end up like [inD]Tianboz: Seduced by the reverse Mulan known as Shurtugal.

Glad this thread was made. I would just like to say that what happens on the server is aside from what goes on in the forums, and this minor incident which didn't harm anyone + spurred other members to join shouldn't even need a punishment. It happened 2 weeks ago for 15 minutes and nothing like that happened again afterwards. Still surprised that two weeks later they can't get over it, but that's besides the point. If the people in charge are really that stubborn then I feel 1 week would be fair at most.

And pardon my language, but bitch sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up you're lowering the IQ of this thread when you talk about "crimes" no actually when you talk in general :] Yeah like I felt maybe if we all voiced our opinion about how uncivil the punishment was (like 4-5 weeks on a forum tournament for something harmless that happened in 15 minutes on the server? Hello?) it would enlighten the people responsible for enforcing this punishment that this is probably not the right thing to do. And as much as I don't care about PokeNations, I'm just trying not to let an already failing tournament fail even more and to give people the opportunity to play.

BOYCOTT POKENATION 2014

It didn't even hurt anyone though and it wasn't any kind of destructive post like a bad link or a bad word or phrase so I don't see why these people have to be punished. As much as I don't care about PokeNations others might so maybe instead of being salty and punishing people for multiple weeks over something harmless that happened on 1 day for about 15 minutes you can be a better auth and let it slide? Cuz I'm sure most people (besides you auths) would disagree with allowing this negative enforcement on your part, plus it's kinda dumb and bias isn't it? :]

Yeah not to mention that certain people got discluded from this as well. Like I don't even care about PokeNations I just wanted to have fun but I've always found the auth system here to be a little absurd.

Not sure why I'd get put onto a team just as I am banned from playing makes no sense reborn logic is weird. It was clean fun nobody got hurt from this. If you're gonna take this seriously and get butthurt you're just making yourself look bad. Also look at line 299 look at that sneaky motherfucker leaving himself out lol.

1. Yeah umm, so Aegislash can hit a max of 240 speed which outspeeds Bisharp. 2. Why would Ambipom wanna U-Turn on Aegislash? 3. Aegislash runs more than just Shadow Ball hello and Ambipom can't do crap to Aegislash. 4. Why did you mention Trevenant? 5. Iron Head isn't as common as Sacred Sword and Flash Cannon, and the pokemon you say can "tank" that die from Shadow Ball. GG Anyways to solve this issue I'd just replace Ambipom for Specs Hydreigon and then get rid of defog and make your Zapdos more offensive in SpAtk since you already have a Rapid Spinner which is Donphan, or just replace Rapid Spin on Donphan for something like Knock Off and keep Zapdos the way it is I guess.