Ninpen

wait wait wait wait wait hold up. ionic spark on ashe no no nonononononoyou'redoinitwrong youhaveenoughwaveclearwithw anditpostponesyourdamageandisn'tgood pls god no

nasus is so much more entertaining if every time you q to kill something, you just say "bonk" i died laughing several times

http://prntscr.com/l2h40 the image extension thing is giving me issues. whatever. akali.

Incorrect my good sir, the LB damage as it stands now is actually physical. The more you know?

...b-b-b-but the manaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa it's so good on her oh my lord you never even have to stop pressing buttons just be #1 manipulator na orianna has mad b-ball handlin skillz 'n stuff. whatchu build on her for mana then? RoA?

Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl if you get Athene's and have blue buff you'll have 'nuff cdr u no wat i'm saiyaaaaaaaaaan mhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? realtalk though you really need mana regen on her, it's kind of a foregone conclusion because until you get chalice (and even after) you have more mana problems than jay-z has in general. at least 99

Not enough teemo deaths.

okay solo queue actually makes no sense our jungle skarner gives up first blood, then my support nidalee and skarner (again) die to their graves, then our yorick feeds jax until he has 5 kills and ~150 cs by 20 minutes and then they got baron and then we aced them and then we won wat (i wasn't draven, i was draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaven)

I have this weird pre-conceived notion about every single teemo player I've ever faced 1v1 in top. It's like...there's an air of smug superiority in the teemo player that actually doesn't exist but i think it does and i want to viciously murder him with a combination of several things until there is a dead yordle at my feet and everything is burning oh god why is that normal

kog'maw with 2 phantom dancers IE and BT oh my god the damage oh my god holy what

None because I HATE THESE CHANGES JALKSDJFLKAWET Real-talk, Runaan's Hurricane is going to bring Kog'moo back to OP status. It's just unbelievably stupid on him, because his bolts apply his bio-arcane barrage. 3 targets getting shredded for 8% of max health every auto? ohmygodmannnnnnnn. Frozen Fist is gonna be funny (or whatever it's called, I think). Slow on every spellcast? Holy jesus. Glad that they nerfed Randuin's slightly, because it's a stupid item. I hate it. Mrrr. Quickthoughts: Seraph's Embrace existing is a Ryze buff. Maybe Karthus, Ori, or Anivia too, but I don't build tear on any of them. Muramana (or whatever it's called) is a Yorick buff, which is just SUPER. THAT'S WHAT THIS GAME NEEDED. MORE YORICK. From what I hear, every nonsustain jungler will have to have to have to start really conservatively in the jungle. The real question: do these changes shut down Shaco's stupid box clear oh my god please I don't even care if it makes the champ more useless than Karma I just hate him please die Edit: So I was thinking about this more, and like...Runaan's Hurricane is only going to be good on Kog'moo as AD carries go. Doesn't apply crit, no added crit chance, no move speed. In fact, it might set kog behind. IE/PD IS STILL MASTER RACE

@Mael, and about Nami in general, the key (from what I see, at least) to Nami's kit tends to be her q-stun, which moves at a decent speed and stuns for a stupid (by support standards) amount of time. Her w has an underwhelming heal amount unless you max it first, in which case you're losing out on the massive attack steroid that e gives. R-E-W-Q max order I think would be the most viable, with maybe R-W-E-Q if you're in a high-harass/countering lane. Q wouldn't be worth maxing in a support style because it just gives shorter cooldowns. In that vayne, (hue) has anyone tried her mid? I read that they had to nerf her AP scaling on her Q and ult because it's obscene. R-Q-W-E would be the go-to there...I think. Mael, also semi-pro tip. When you hit level 12 (I think) and unlock Flash, be prepared to use it on almost every single one of your champions, with your other slot being filled by exhaust or ignite (unless you're jungling, in which case you take smite. Not sure if you know about jungling much yet.) AND FINALLY TIME TO COMPLAIN jesus christ Jax gets absolutely murdered by ranged top laners early on. Try to farm, you get beat up. Try to counterstrike, LOLHAVEFUNYOU'REOOMQUICK. Reminds me why I like Irelia more than him. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand finally, Amethyst, have you ever tried maxing Q first on Riven? I know you lose out on the w-e cdr and stun/shield buffs, but it makes up for it in sheer stupid damage.

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Zyra. i'mokaywiththis.jpg If we're not counting LoL, then I'm the guy from freakin Doodle Jump. Let's count LoL please.

Nunu, Ryze, Ashe, Soraka, and Sivir are all viable tournament picks/bans, but are less than a rune too. Conclusion: IP makes no sense

I will do it. I will take the ring into Mordor. But...I do not know the way. Edit: Ninpen42 (Frodo Baggins)

OH SO NOW I'M NOT ONE OF YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS IKARU god, now another thing to add to the list </3. EVERYTHING I TOUCH DIES

...And now I feel bad. Assuming this is directed at me, I've never been savvy enough to tell things. ?

Alright, I'm a little bit pissed off right now. So I've had a hellish couple months with AP classes, applications to summer internships (which i would so rather not do), and general familial annoyance. It's finally over with the end of aps though, right? Nope, every non-ap and some ap teachers has redoubled their homework/test giving in prep for finals next week. So after finals it'll be good though, right? Sort of, 10 days after school ends I'm leaving to go do an internship at Caltech I've got 0 interest in for a month, all because it'll look good on a college application. But after that it'll be good though, right? Nope, speaking of college applications my parents have an idea in their head that I should be doing college application prep work, writing all the essays as early as August, conveniently when the internship ends. Plus, the AP teachers for senior year begin classes several weeks early, to the tune of mid August. Ok, so when school starts you'll be freer, though? Bitch please, I've got 5 intensive (Physics C (both of them) Enviro, English, World History) APs and honors courses everywhere, not to mention college applications to schools that quite frankly I have no chance of getting into, but I'm going to have to write. Meanwhile, my parents are bitching at me because I don't have a social life....I don't even. tl;dr first world problems, I'm not going to have much free time to myself until May 2013. Welcome to the real world, Mr. Ninpen. Edit: Not all of it's bad, I guess. I always have League of Legends...that's good right? (OH MY GOD WHY A HEIMER JUNGLE SOLO QUEUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)

I straightup wrote this on my AP English Language exam: "Quantum Physics is literally defined by uncertainty (Sorry for the pun)" I hope the rest of my exam is strong enough to gimme a 5, because...yeah.

Ikaru, why is your avatar Tidus? is it because you're both emo ANYHOOOOOOOO HAPPY BIRFDAY MR BULLET

42 'cuz you play LeBlanc. 'cuz you play LeBlanc. A ninja penguin, my good sir. 42 Yes I have a new one every few weeks, but right now it's Don't Fear the Reaper. SO GOOD

'cuz. the path of DESTINY 'n such 'cuz it's old The fact that I'm incredibly bored right now, though if you haven't seen me you haven't been looking. I've been lurking quite a bit for a few months. I'm a fan of harksexual hipsters, le duh.

ask me things because i'm original and hate caps and periods and i'm not even female ohohohohoho wat kistoptalking