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Here's Pokemon Rejuvenation : Light, Darkness and Shadow. This is about Alain. During Princess Odessa's quest, in Tesla's House, Alain in Odessa's body was playing arcade :
(Warning : The dialogue may have some inappropriate words.)
SpoilerAmber : Aight, I got the scoop--
Odessa (Alain) : Took you long enough.
Amber : Come on. I'm still trying.
...
Are you playing video games? Right now?
Odessa (Alain) : Well. Sorry for breaking the record.
Amber : What?!
Amber saw the score.
Amber : Wait, did you beat my high score?!
You totally did! You beat my high score! What the fuck!
It took me three weeks to get that score and I haven't even come close since!
Odessa (Alain) : Well! Sucks to be you!
Amber (annoyed) : Hey! Not cool!
...
Uh, that's not important right now!
I asked around and apparently you were last seen on Route 6.
Odessa (Alain) : I swear. If I find her, I'M GOING TO... AARRGG!!!
Amber : Get a hold of yourself!
Odessa (Alain) : *sigh* Right!
Amber : Anyway, the only place that's still safe there is Valor Mountain, so...
I'm willing to bet that you're staying there for some reason?
Odessa (Alain with sarcastic smile) : Allow me to say that Odessa is waiting here.
Amber : God, this prissy princess has a lot of fucking nerve, doesn't she?
She steals your body and then makes you jump through hoops to see her?
Odessa (Alain) : Of course! I'll show that god damn piece of shit!
Then again, I deserved it!
Amber : For what?
Odessa (Alain) : I was so rude to her that I don't even hesitate to tell the reason why she sucks. To her face.
It's no wonder why she didn't choose to switch her body with Aevis'.
She has known Aevis for a long time ago.
Amber (sarcasm) : Oh! Sorry for your karma, indeed!
Odessa (Alain being annoyed) : Say that again about that with your sarcasm tone to my face!
Amber : Let's not get too much off topic. Let's go meet her if she's expecting us.
And let's kick her ass!
Odessa (Alain) : *cough* *cough*
Amber : Or... Damn, I guess it's your ass.
Let's lightly pound that ass!
...Wait, that sounds really wrong. Goddamnit. You know what I mean!
Odessa (Alain) : Well. It's going to be a waste of time suggesting it.
Amber : Oh. Excuse me.
I'm driving!
They went to Valor Mountain.
Amber : OK, we're finally here. It's been a while since I've driven that thing.
Odessa (Alain) : You could have used autopilot if you admitted that you don't have driving license, dumbass.
Amber : And YES I know I could've just put it in autopilot, but where's the fun in that?
Odessa (Alain) : You got me almost killed!
Amber : Alright, alright. Sorry.
You go on ahead. I'll make sure no creeps try to sneak up on us.
And if any creep does try it, I'll burn them to nothing but ash.
Odessa (Alain) : OK. No need to be dangerous.
Alain in Odessa's body moved on until they heard the voice.
Alain (Odessa) : Well, look who decided to join us, today!
Aproaching it, they encounter Odessa in Alain's body along with Crawli, Rorim and Holly.
Alain (Odessa) : See? I told you!
Crawli : Your Majesty...
I'm sorry, but it's too dangerous for you out here on your own.
Odessa (Alain) : Come on! You guys have it wrong...
Holly : The only thing "have" is a naive runaway girl who needs to be sent back home.
Forgive me for saying this, but you're helpless on your own.
Alain (Odessa) : ...I'm not naive.
Odessa (Alain) : ?!
Holly : ...? I was talking to Princess Odessa.
We already know you're quite capable, Alain.
Alain (Odessa) : So, just give up, Princess Odessa. Just run on home.
Holly is preparing on something.
Odessa (Alain) : I can't believe I'm surrounded by worthless idiots.
Crawli : Hey!
Rorim : Ouch!
Holly : You little... Don't think you can get away with this.
We can do this the easy way, or the hard way.
Amber : Stop!!!
Amber came.
Odessa (Alain) : Oh, thank god!
Holly : Von Brandt?! Just what are you doing here?
Amber : That person you're standing next to isn't Alain!
That's Princess Odessa!
Crawli : ...What? Are you feeling OK, Amber?
Holly : Enough with the games, Von Brandt!
Keep this up and we'll have you arrested!
Odessa (Alain) : You're the one who'll be arrested for your idiocy! She's telling the TRUTH for once!
Holly : How dare you?!
Amber : Ugh, this is so frustrating!
We don't know how it happened, but at some point Alain and Odessa switched bodies!
Alain has been trapped in her body ever since, and Odessa has been goofing around in Alain's body!
If you're gonna arrest anyone, arrest this bitch for identity theft!
Rorim : OK! I think someone needs a little siesta, noh?
Alain (Odessa) : The games you two are playing? It's really amusing!
But you guys are just trying too hard. Really? Body switching? That's sooooo...
Dumb.
And just look at your faces! You can't take something like that seriously!
Aww, and Odessa looks like she's about to tear up!
So let's wrap this up and get on with our lives, yes?
Odessa (Alain) : Aurrgh! SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH!
Everyone (except Amber who's not surprised by that) reacts to that swearing.
Rorim : Wait a minute? Odessa wouldn't even yell out, swearing like that.
Crawli : That sounds like... Only Alain would react something like that.
Holly : There's no arguing against that...
Crawli : I just thought Alain was happy to hang out with us, hahaha.
??? : You should have known better.
Aevis came.
Everyone : Aevis?!
Aevis : She's slipped by protesting about her naivety.
Holly : Oh. I failed to realize about that.
Aevis : And also Alain is a non-binary. Not a girl.
They may look like a girl but not actually a boy, nor a girl.
Odessa (Alain) : Yeah! Did you hear that?!
Holly : Oh! For the crying out loud!
Rorim : So the Alain before us is really...
Everyone watch at Odessa in Alain's body who's now about to be screwed by identity exposed.
Alain (Odessa) : GET BACK! GET BACK RIGHT NOW!
Crawli, Rorim and Holly turn to Alain's side.
Alain (Odessa) : You just had to RUIN everything, Alain!!!
Amber : Alain didn't "ruin" anything. You're just bad at this.
Besides, you never heard many gruesome swearings since your father prevented you from going outside.
Alain (Odessa) : Just be quiet already, imbecile! If it weren't for your meddling, I would have gotten off this island!
But the jig is up, as they say. I can't go any further with this.
So I'll just take back what is rightfully mine!
Odessa went to Alain, touching and pushing her body by behind.
Alain (Odessa) : HEART SWAP!
This move causes to switch their hearts back to their rightful owner.
Odessa : Ahahaha! Well then. I guess the tables have turned!
Crawli : It really was Odessa playing as Alain...
Amber : So that means Alain is back?
Alain : Who the hell do you think I am?! Of course, I'm back!
Amber : OK. That's definitely Alain.
Good. It's how things should be.
Aevis : I think we should focus on something else.
Alain : Right. I'm through playing games.
Note : Well. I guess it's going to be amusing, tomorrow. It's where the New Year is coming. See you tomorrow.