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Salamance

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*Explosion*

-> We are Team Meteora Matafaka

bang ban pew pew

we put a fucking Fockemon on the pulse

BADABAAAAAAAM Fuck Yeaaaaa!

->Victoria: oh no they have killed Kenny! Bastards!

Our pc: ok let's stop them

Victoria: nope let's do a battle fo no reasons lalalalalla

-> our pc: Ok, now I need the medals to save the worl...

Fern: Haha Bitch! Im fern! Suck my *** gne gne

*another battle*

-> Our pc: Ok fine now i can go to the Gym...

-> Cain: Senpaaaaai <3 im in danger im so cuteeeee rescue me plss <3 and i'll give you my ass

Our pc: I dont wanna your ass, I just wanna your sister ass.

Cain: :(

->Suddently: Im Sigmound Freud and i want to

use my electosock over all the orphanages incluse Bruce wayne cause im evil muahaha

->Our pc: ok i dont give a fuck i just wanna stop Team Meteora

*random Gym leader dies but nobody cares*

-> Victoria: lalala im victoria and im so stupid! Lets fight!

-> our pc: Im a little busy right now

-> Fern: You f****** a** hole! Prepare your a*** let's battle!

-> our pc: Go and f**** yourself

-> Cain: Senpaaaaaai notice me <3

-> our pc: I'll notice your sister!

-> Gym leader: ok you have defeated me take my badg...urghhhhhh heart attack*dead*

-> our pc: Nonono not again f***** u all *takes badge from the corpse* this is mine bitches.

-> We are team meteora again! Pew Pee Garchomp smash 'em all! Do the pulse Dubstep bzzz hwhdjdjdk yayayay

-Victoria: lalalalallalala

-Fern: Watsupp bitches?

-Cain: Senpaaaaaai <3

-> Our pc: Im fucking done...

THE END

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