Dr.Doom

[Amethyst]

Some people were curious about what went down, so here it is, rather than clogging the server:
And yes, I'm in a good mood tonight~
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(22:25) Dr.Doom: I love how you morons act as if I care. I mean it's not as if I haven't been banned from EVERY server on this game or anything.
(22:26) Dr.Doom: It's OK, one day you'll graduate the third grade and be able to form your first individual coherent thought.
(22:26) Amethyst: You're right, you haven't. Because I haven't banned you yet.
(22:26) Amethyst: Want me to change that? <3
(22:26) Dr.Doom: Sure,
(22:26) Amethyst: I'd be more than willing, of course!
(22:26) Amethyst: Anything to make your day brighter~
(22:26) Dr.Doom: I mean I only come on here to show you your stupidity
(22:26) Dr.Doom: If that makes you cry like a bitch
(22:26) Dr.Doom: Then do the bitchy thing
(22:27) Amethyst: After all, I can't imagine you're very happy here with all us dorks and morons.
(22:27) Amethyst: So why do you stay?
(22:27) Dr.Doom: I'm the master of puppets
(22:27) Dr.Doom: And I'm pulling your strings
(22:27) Dr.Doom: Now dance bitch
(22:27) Amethyst: Are you having fun?
(22:27) Dr.Doom: Always
(22:27) Dr.Doom: Life is a party
(22:27) Dr.Doom: And I'm the guy who brought the keg.
(22:28) Dr.Doom: You're teh one who wasn't invited because she's a fat ugly dork
(22:28) Dr.Doom: Poor you
(22:28) Amethyst: I know, right? And how horrible that you have to suffer through talking to me.
(22:28) Amethyst: So again, I ask, why?
(22:28) Amethyst: I'm honestly very curious.
(22:28) Amethyst: Don't you have anything better to do?
(22:29) Dr.Doom: At 0029 on a Monday morning
(22:29) Dr.Doom: What could I possibly have going on?
(22:30) Dr.Doom: Well I have that social mixer in 15 minutes, but the caterer already set up so I'm just waiting for the guests to arrive
(22:30) Amethyst: It's really sad, I think.
(22:30) Dr.Doom: Seriously, do you idiots all read from the same play book or is their a collective mind for stupidity somewhere?
(22:30) Dr.Doom: I mean I couldn't possibly be trying to educate you or anything.
(22:30) Dr.Doom: That would be silly.
(22:31) Amethyst: Because you choose to spend your free time pushing people away from you, and spreading negative energy...
(22:31) Dr.Doom: Getting someone to change their ways so the mean kids at school will stop picking on them.
(22:31) Dr.Doom: Gee, why would anyone do that?
(22:31) Amethyst: It'll only make your own life more lonely in the end.
(22:31) Amethyst: For that, I pity you.
(22:31) Dr.Doom: Negative?
(22:31) Amethyst: Would you like a hug?
(22:31) Dr.Doom: What's negative about my energy?
(22:31) Dr.Doom: I'm positively charged.
(22:32) Amethyst: What's positive about addressing a group of strangers and repeatedly insulting them about their intelligence and social abilities?
(22:32) Dr.Doom: I got rid of all my electrons.
(22:32) Dr.Doom: Well, if I came up to a blind man and said he was blind, would that be stating a fact or making fun of him?
(22:32) Dr.Doom: How is it any different when I call a stupid person stupid?
(22:32) Dr.Doom: It's not, they just take offense to that because they didn't realize they were idiots.
(22:33) Dr.Doom: I say we bring back the dunce caps.
(22:33) Dr.Doom: That way, the idiots know they're idiots.
(22:33) Amethyst: And what does that help?
(22:34) Dr.Doom: Well, if I slap a thousand people and one of them ducks the second time around
(22:34) Dr.Doom: It's all worth it
(22:35) Dr.Doom: Also, it's fucking hilarious to see you people get so worked up over nothing.
(22:35) Amethyst: Not at all. It would teach that person to be afraid, and not trust people. You would slowly be breaking the world apart.
(22:35) Amethyst: I'm sorry, who is worked up?
(22:35) Dr.Doom: Who muted whom for making fun of them and challenging their authority?
(22:35) Dr.Doom: Oh right, I muted Al Gore
(22:35) Dr.Doom: WAIT A MINUTE! That's not what happened.
(22:36) Amethyst: I muted you for being disrespectful to the members of my community.
(22:36) Amethyst: I could care less if you challenge my authority.
(22:36) Dr.Doom: Uh-huh
(22:36) Dr.Doom: And Al Gore doesn't think we're all going to die in 2012
(22:36) Dr.Doom: When are you going to stop deluding yourself girly?
(22:36) Amethyst: This isn't about Al Gore, though, or me.
(22:37) Amethyst: This is about the whole you're digging with your own rage.
(22:37) Amethyst: I know you won't listen to me.
(22:37) Amethyst: And I know even if you did, you'd die before you admitted it.
(22:37) Dr.Doom: But rage gets stronger as it goes on
(22:37) Amethyst: So I won't ask that.
(22:37) Dr.Doom: See how I worked in a Pokemon reference
(22:37) Dr.Doom: HA!
(22:37) Amethyst: But I just want you to step back. Look at the choices you're making, and ask yourself,
(22:37) Dr.Doom: Admitted what?
(22:37) Amethyst: Is that really going to make you happy?
(22:38) Dr.Doom: I was happy when I entered and I was happy when I leave
(22:38) Amethyst: Don't answer me.
(22:38) Amethyst: I don't care about your answer, honestly.
(22:38) Dr.Doom: No choices made will affect that, nothing said will affect that
(22:38) Amethyst: And after your behavior, I'm not particularly inclined to care about you.
(22:38) Dr.Doom: If you didn't care, why ask?
(22:38) Dr.Doom: That's such a stupid thing to say
(22:38) Amethyst: But the humanistic part of me inclines me just to point out that you are only hurting yourself.
(22:39) Dr.Doom: Dur, I don't care what you have to say but I'm going to continue to talk to you and ask you questions because I think I'm smart when in reality I spend 43 hours a week playing Pokemon
(22:39) Dr.Doom: If I were hurting myself, why are you the one craddling your skinned pride?
(22:39) Amethyst: I didn't say that I don't care about what you have to say.
(22:39) Amethyst: I said I don't care about you.
(22:39) Dr.Doom: While I'm doing the hustle
(22:39) Amethyst: I also said that I'm VERY curious on what you have to say earlier.
(22:39) Amethyst: It's not every day I get to meet someone like you.
(22:40) Dr.Doom: Oh, so intelligence is a rare breed in your neck of the woods
(22:40) Amethyst: Someone who's so insecure in their ownself that they have to fight so hard to put everyone else down...
(22:40) Dr.Doom: Well maybe you should put the Pokemon games down once in a while.
(22:40) Dr.Doom: Read a book or something.
(22:40) Dr.Doom: Tut tut
(22:40) Amethyst: But, you should know,
(22:40) Dr.Doom: Typical projectionist reasoning
(22:40) Dr.Doom: You assume the entire world reacts the same way you do
(22:41) Amethyst: You are a beautiful, wonderful person who is fully able to accomplish anything you wish to in life.
(22:41) Amethyst: All you have to do is wish, and you can be whoever you like. Forget your insecurities. Forget your past.
(22:41) Amethyst: You can be a better person.
(22:41) Dr.Doom: No I can't, flight is a physical impossibility.
(22:42) Amethyst: Not at all. You just have to believe. <3
(22:42) Dr.Doom: Oh great, you're one of those "believe and achieve" types
(22:42) Dr.Doom: Because that's worked so well the past 40 years
(22:42) Amethyst: Sorry, are you just now figuring this out?
(22:42) Dr.Doom: No, I always knew you were an idiot
(22:42) Dr.Doom: I just wasn't aware how deep your idiocy was rooted
(22:43) Dr.Doom: I now see that you are bred from idiots.
(22:43) Dr.Doom: And no amount of reasoning could possibly open your eyes to the light.
(22:43) Amethyst: You can tell my parental lineage from how I speak? Wow, so insightful. Shouldn't you be doing something else with such wisdom?
(22:43) Dr.Doom: Well, have fun living in your deluded little fantasy world
(22:43) Amethyst: I do. <3
(22:44) Amethyst: Much more fun, so I gather, than you know how to have.
(22:44) Amethyst: Please have a good night, feel better~
(22:44) Dr.Doom: Oh by the way, my personality is "narcissistic." Not what you were projecting onto me from your own feelings of insecurity
(22:44) Dr.Doom: Mkay?
(22:44) Dr.Doom: One day you might wake up from your dream
(22:45) Dr.Doom: Of course, I've been awake the entire time dancing the night away
(22:45) Amethyst: Why bother defending yourself to an idiot?
(22:45) Amethyst: And why should I wake?
(22:45) Amethyst: In my dreams, I can fly.
(22:45) Dr.Doom: What part of "educate" do you not understand?
(22:45) Dr.Doom: The strong protect the weak, the intelligent teach the dimwitted
(22:45) Dr.Doom: It's the order of things
(22:46) Dr.Doom: Because they aren't real.
(22:46) Dr.Doom: Reality may be harsh, but you'll have to face it sooner or later
(22:46) Dr.Doom: And you aren't anywhere near prepared
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Several minutes later he came back and I was forced to ban him for being disrespectful to some other members.

[Ikaru]

tl;dr:
Ame's good at counter-trolling.

[Geo]

I like this Dr. [s]Dumb[/s] Doom whatever he is~

@Mael Gipson: Ame actually took Doom from my Troll lock which made me Q.Q [s]Ame is such a party crasher[/s]
So what reward should we give this guy At least he was better then the spam noob but dumb to not know he was being counter trolled.

[Dragonz996]

[quote name='Geo' timestamp='1301896443' post='12213']
I like this Dr. [s]Dumb[/s] Doom whatever he is~

@Mael Gipson: Ame actually took Doom from my Troll lock which made me Q.Q [s]Ame is such a party crasher[/s]
So what reward should we give this guy At least he was better then the spam noob but dumb to not know he was being counter trolled.
[/quote]
Who? Mr "TROLL TROLL TROLL LA BOTELLA DEL TROLL"? (o_O I still remember that line)

[Bullet]

I lol'd

[Will]

I can almost [i]feel[/i] the smile from your trollface pushing your face muscles into a permanent shape from behind my monitor, Storm.

Bra-vo.

[Godot]

wow, this dr. doom person is a complete tool, he honestly considers himself intelligent? i was surprised he said some of that crap and meant it, its because of twats like him why I envision the decline of Humanity :/

[Maelstrom]

Dr. Doom is phail. And Sme is too nice even in his countertrolling.

All the fun stuff happens when I'm away. And suffering through rigorous physical training and other things that make me fall asleep at 730pm without even showering first. >>