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PAPAPA-PAPA-PAPOWER(Reborn Old Spice Commercials)


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Hello ladies...And gentlemen and those of unspecified gender. Look at the Old Spice commercials, now back to us, now back at the Old Spice commercials, now back to us. Sadly, we are not the Old Spice commercials, but if we started to create our own Old Spice style commercials using fellow Reborn members as subjects then we could feel like the Old Spice commercials. Look down, back up. Where are you? You're in a thread created for that very purpose! Look below, now back at me. I made them. They're examples of the commercials that we're striving to make. Look again. They're now your very own commercials! Anything is possible when you make your own Reborn themed Old Spice commercials. I like Old Spice.

As I'm sure you can tell from that, the purpose of this is to create Old Spice style commercials that feature Reborn members as the subject. The rules are simple: Create a commercial that follows the Old Spice format, uplifts and casts a positive light on a Reborn member of your choice. You can use any Old Spice commercial as long as you follow the general script, but you are allowed to make changes where necessary(As you see I did). I find the commercials with Isaiah Mustafa work best. For example(This is what you should have looked below at~):

"Look at your lizard, now back to Dan, look at your lizard again, now back to Dan. Sadly, it is not Dan. But if it grew wings and learned to spit fire, it could live like Dan. Look down, back up. It's an awful thread that Dan has burned with his supa hot fiya. Look again, the thread is now better than it ever was. Anything is possible when you're a Blind Guardian Dragon. He's also my brother."

"Look at your FAQ, now look at Jericho's, look at your FAQ again, now back to Jericho's. Sadly, it is not Jericho's. But if you became involved with the community and let your supportive nature be known, you could help people like Jericho. Look down, back up. It's a save file that someone has royally fucked up. Look again, Jericho has fixed it. Anything is possible when you put others ahead of yourself like he does. He's also a bear."

"Look at your admirers, now back to Hilda's, look at your admirers again, now back to Hilda's. Sadly, they are not Hilda's. But if you became more awesome and loving like she was, you could gain more admirers. Look down, back up. It's someone who is feeling bored and alone. Look again, she has just brightened their entire day!Anything is possible when you're as cool and lovable as Hilda. She also likes Mega Gallade."

"Look at your RP, now back to Huk's, look at your RP again, now back to Huk's. Sadly, it is not Huk's. But if you followed his RPs, and joined his existing ones, you could write like Huk. Look down, back up. It's a new story that he has just created. Look again. The story now has endless followers and paricipants! Anything is possible when you're an amazing writer like Huk. He blames everything on Dan."

Hello Rebornians. How are you? Fantastic. Are those your commercials? No. Could you make some just like them? Yes. Should you make Old Spice commercials featuring your fellow Reborn members? I don't know. Do you like making your friends smile? Do you want to make them feel special and accomplished? Of course you do. SO CREATE...Commercials for everyone to enjoy. So Rebornians, should you create Old Spice commercials featuring your fellow Reborn members? You tell me...

And if you need an idea of what the goal is:

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"Look at your hilarious moments, now back to Silver's, back at yours, now back to Silver's. Sadly, they are not Silvers, but if you started spending more time with her then you could experience these wonderful moments with her. Look down, back up. Where are you? You're in a room with Silver and her friends. Look again, everyone is now laughing and having a fantastic time! Anything is possible when you're a fun and hilarious person like Silver. She likes LoL."

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"Listen to your musics, now listen to Arkhidon's, now back to yours, now back to Ark's. Sadly, it isn't Ark's, but if you listened to as powerful of music as he does, you could be a master of all things musical like Ark. Look Down, now back up. Ark just posted a song he thinks you would enjoy, Look again, now you entire playlist is full of the sweet musics of the gods. Everything is possible when you are the amorous god of all things musical in nature like Ark. Also, he likes AtokNiiro." for my Arky-Kun.~

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*whistles the Old Spice tune*

"Look at your waifu, now back at Ame, now back at your waifu, back to Ame. Sadly, she isn't Ame, but if your waifu could mutate to have eight legs and crawl around and make webs, she would look like she's Ame. Look down, now back up: Where are you? You're on a forum with the waifu your waifu could look like. Everything is possible when Ame is in her spider form. I'm also a spider."

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Now look at me, now back to you, now back to me, now back to you, now back to ME. Sadly, i'm not Arkhidon, but if you put a goofy AtokNiiro picture in my profile like me, you could look like Arkhidon. Now down, now back up. Now we are on a boat with the man your man that your man could look like Arkhidon. Look at your hand, now me. I have two tickets to that EDM concert that nobody cares about. Now look! Now the tickets are tears of many weeping fanboys from that concert. Anything is possible with an AtokNiiro picture that isn't something from 4chan. I'm on a horse.

*attempts to whistle*

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Look at your ships, now back to Rosesong’s, now back at your ships, now back to Rosesong’s. Sadly they aren’t Rosesong’s, but if you were cheerful to everyone you met and readily participated they could look something like Rosesong’s. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on the server with Rose making loads of friends. Look over there, back at me. I see it, it’s an RP that Rose’s participating in, look again the RP is now an OU tourney. Anything is possible when you’re as outgoing and friendly as Rosesong. She’s musically talented.

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Look at yourself, now back to Skitty, back at yourself, and back at Skitty. Sadly you aren't Skitty, but if you weren't lucky and bad like Kam and good at competitive battling and great at teambuilding, you could look something like Skitty. Look down, back up. You're on the server wrecking scrubs with your Mega Latias with Stored Power. Look at your hand, now back to me. It's a mega stone for that one pokemon that you like. Now look, the mega stones are turning into millions of victories against Kam. Anything is possible when you're as good at beating noobs as Skitty. She's Destructive.

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Look at your ships, now back to Rosesongs, now back at your ships, now back to Rosesongs. Sadly they arent Rosesongs, but if you were cheerful to everyone you met and readily participated they could look something like Rosesongs. Look down, back up, where are you? Youre on the server with Rose making loads of friends. Look over there, back at me. I see it, its an RP that Roses participating in, look again the RP is now an OU tourney. Anything is possible when youre as outgoing and friendly as Rosesong. Shes musically talented.

Aww, thanks Sheep <3

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Look at yourself, now back to Skitty, back at yourself, and back at Skitty. Sadly you aren't Skitty, but if you weren't lucky and bad like Kam and good at competitive battling and great at teambuilding, you could look something like Skitty. Look down, back up. You're on the server wrecking scrubs with your Mega Latias with Stored Power. Look at your hand, now back to me. It's a mega stone for that one pokemon that you like. Now look, the mega stones are turning into millions of victories against Kam. Anything is possible when you're as good at beating noobs as Skitty. She's Destructive.

LOL NICE AND POWERFUL

Clearly the best one. y/y

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  • 2 weeks later...

Taking this straight from the server... Is it bad if I post one of myself?

Look at your horse. Now back to Zephy. Now back to your horse. Now back to Zephy. Sadly, it isn't a magnificent hybrid of chaos like Zephy. But if you grafted a cat, a horse, some wings, rainbows, and kawaii together, you might have a glorious Catgasus that looks like Zephy. Gallop around. Look back up. She's left a trail of rainbows, yowling cats and--

Terry Crews: EXPLOOOOOOSIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONSSSSSS *KA-BLAM* *BOOM* *MORE EXPLOSION NOISES*

PAPA-PAPA-PAPAPOWER

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