Jelly Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 since ive been asked 100 times how much mayo is too much i will demonstrate the most appropriate amount of mayo. now, take your toasted slices of bread and have them like so: ok good now on to step 2. stick your fuckin knife in the fuckin mayo jar and then check to make sure you have around this much: just enough to cover most of the bread evenly. then spread: nice now we're making progress. now you want to do the same for your mustard (get dijon jfc it's so much better than regular hotdog mustard): and now we're done. just add your meats and cheeses and you have yourself a spill-free and non-mayo-dripping sandwich perfect for lunchtime. so now you can FUCK OFF because im tired of explaining myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_Chaos Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 i still see bread tho :L it should be covered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jelly Posted February 19, 2015 Author Share Posted February 19, 2015 unless you chew like a fucking guinea pig you will get mayo in a bite zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Support Squad Felicity Posted February 19, 2015 Support Squad Share Posted February 19, 2015 Those are some teeny ass pieces of bread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jelly Posted February 19, 2015 Author Share Posted February 19, 2015 no we just have big everything else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmoredGuardian Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 B-b-b-b-b-but where is the jelly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Support Squad Felicity Posted February 19, 2015 Support Squad Share Posted February 19, 2015 Still teeny ass pieces of bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jelly Posted February 19, 2015 Author Share Posted February 19, 2015 B-b-b-b-b-but where is the jelly nice original joke!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmoredGuardian Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 (edited) Im serious...... Am I the only person who puts jelly on a ham sandwich? o-o tbh it actually taste good :3 Edited February 19, 2015 by DoubleAA14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mczipo Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Not enough mayo for my extra mayo ways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Bagel Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 There is no specific appropriate amount of mayo, it all depends on how much is on the sandwich! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shing Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 No ham? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Next thread: Coprophagia Why put both mayo and mustard? Also, add lettuce if you are making a real sandwich with real-size bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Not enough mayo for my extra mayo ways Do you also have a scat fetish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Too much mayo. Might cause a scat...nevermind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Amethyst Posted February 19, 2015 Administrators Share Posted February 19, 2015 I expected step 2 of this to be throwing the jar of mayonnaise in the trash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cepheus Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 I expected step 2 of this to be throwing the jar of mayonnaise in the trash. I expected the exact opposite... the entire mayo-jar on the toast...^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 I expected the exact opposite... the entire mayo-jar on the toast...^^ So.. nobody expected Jelly on the toast? (badpun-overused-noimagination-killme) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guzam Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Was expecting you to put a gigantic ass amount of mayo onto the bread. Like, two tubs worth of mayo on one piece of bread. That's what I was expecting and I was disappointed. Thanks Jelly :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkhi Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Pesto > Egg Sauce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevonic Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Pesto > Egg Sauce pesto is disgusting how can you like that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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