NickCrash Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Have you ever considered how the importance of a phrase is determined by the person who said it?This thread is entitled to altering the meaning of famous quotes and the best way to do so is... have a different person recite them. We mean to offend nobody. This is purely for comedy and should be treated as such. Shall I start?"They see me rollin', they hating" -- Steven Hawking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zimvader42 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 (edited) "You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else." -- Satoshi Tajiri Edited February 26, 2015 by zimvader42 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted February 26, 2015 Author Share Posted February 26, 2015 "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" -- Gandhi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zimvader42 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 "The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for." -- Justin Bieber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VoxelHeart Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 "Gotta catch em' all!" - Albert Pujols Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted February 26, 2015 Author Share Posted February 26, 2015 "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened" -- Adolf Hitler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ojama Yellow Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 "This is illegal you know?" - Mayor Kravindish "My cakes will burn!" - George the Baker "Did you bring a light?" - Luigi "No" - Mario Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted February 27, 2015 Author Share Posted February 27, 2015 "George Bush doesn't care about black people!" -- George Bush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawr-Ma-Ama Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets." - Dracula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted February 28, 2015 Author Share Posted February 28, 2015 "I have a dream" -- Freddy Krueger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NickCrash Posted March 1, 2015 Author Share Posted March 1, 2015 "You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho" -- Aristotle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 "My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."- Andrew Ryan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 (edited) The whole is more than the sum of its parts - FrankensteinGet busy livin', or get busy dyin' - The Bee Gees We cannot learn without pain - CIA Only the educated are free - Kim Jong Un The wisest men follow their own direction - One Direction If you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both - Hugh Hefner Edited March 9, 2015 by laggless01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 "I can't in good conscience allow the U.S. government to destroy privacy, internet freedom and basic liberties for people around the world with this massive surveillance machine they're secretly building."- Richard Nixon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted March 9, 2015 Author Share Posted March 9, 2015 "Ball so hard, mothaf*ckers wanna find me" -- Anne Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others - Any sperm donor ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted March 10, 2015 Author Share Posted March 10, 2015 "Never start with the head. The victim gets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next... See?" -- Sasha Grey "I wanted to see what you'd do. And you didn't disappoint. You let five people die. Then you let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me, that's cold" -- Subzero "There's only minutes left. So, you'll have to play my game... if you wanna save one of them" -- Pikachu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 I wanna be the very best, no-one ever was - Osama Bin Laden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 "Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." -God "I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it." -Ariel, "The Little Mermaid" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Do you want to live forever?!- Jack the Ripper Hasta la vista, baby- Nacho Libre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catman9222 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Make a contract with me to become a magical girl! - Luna Strong pokemon, weak pokemon. That is only the selfish perception of people. - Silver I don't need a weapon, my friends are my power! - Gilgamesh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted March 11, 2015 Author Share Posted March 11, 2015 "Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated" -- Jesus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Gotta catch'em all! - Hitler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catman9222 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 You deny the darkness in your soul, you deny your power. - Uncle Ruckus (No relation) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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