Maelstrom Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 My name is Oliver Queen. After five years in hell, I have come home with only one goal- to save my city. Now others have joined my crusade, to them I'm Oliver Queen. To the rest of Starling City I am someone else. I am something else. My name is Barry Allen. And I am the fastest man alive. When I was a child I saw my mother killed by something impossible. My father went to prison for her murder. Then an accident made me the impossible. To the outside world I am an ordinary forensic scientist, but secretly I use my speed to fight crime and find others like me. And one day, I'll find who killed my mother and get justice for my father. I am the Flash. You know the goal is to take the quotes and attribute them to somebody else to make it funny/ironic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 OMG I'm white and nerdy! - Stephen Hawing, of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 "Dead or alive, you're coming with me." - Schrödinger, talking with his cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 "Under pressure" - Neil Diamond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 "I have an unfortunate personality." -Fern "The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom." -Dumbledore "We shall never know all the good that a simple smile can do." -The Cheshire Cat "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." -Gandalf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 "I'm gonna make this pencil...disappear. Ta-da! It's...gone." - a pencil sharpener Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 All about that Bass- Megaman Traynor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 "The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire! We don't need no water let the motherf***er burn!" - Marinus van der Lubbe or Hitler, but the former is more correct... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. - hookah smoking caterpillar, Alice in Wonderland (orig Elbert Hubbard) Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - Fox News (orig. Mark Twain) I may be drunk, miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Tony Stark (orig Winston Churchill) Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes- Pepper Potts (orig Jim Carrey) Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing- Shade (Robert Benchley) I love deadlines. I like the wooshing sound they make as they fly by- Terra (Douglas Adams) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 "It's raining men! Hallelujah!" - Freddie Mercury Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted May 26, 2015 Author Share Posted May 26, 2015 "Never tell me the odds!" -- A guy obsessed with even numbers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godot Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 How hilarious, I activate my trap card, Now prepare to die! - Magic the Gathering Flavor Text Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 "What's the most you lost on a coin toss?" - Harvey Dent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 "Puns are the highest form of literature." - Amethyst Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 "Puns are the highest form of literature." - Amethyst You sure that isn't a quote from her? It would make way too much sense... "I believe I can fly" - Leonardo Da Vinci Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted June 2, 2015 Author Share Posted June 2, 2015 "See I'm not crazy, I'm just ahead of the curve" -- Gauss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 "It's all downhill from here." - Poisson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted June 24, 2015 Author Share Posted June 24, 2015 "After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb" -- Gregor the Mountain Cleagane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRHStatement Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 "What's more important than catching pokemon?" - Ash Ketchum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted June 26, 2015 Author Share Posted June 26, 2015 "What's more important than catching pokemon?" - Ash Ketchum The point is to have someone else say the words. Ash probably said that. "Say what again! I dare you! I double dare you, mothaf*cka!" -- James Watt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 (edited) My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps. - Albert Einstein ._. Edited June 29, 2015 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 As long as you live, you'll be killing people. Bit by bit, slowly. You'll be spreading your toxicity around them. As long as you live, you'll be making people live. Bit by bit, slowly. You're giving them the blessing that is life, slowly and surely. And when you die.. that's when you'll know how many people you have killed or revived. - Unknown Again, read the description on the first page. Your post belongs in the thread 'Quotes', somewhere found in Etcetera. Here, the joy is about sticking a quote on someone that didn't say it for an interesting combination. All of that, or I'm not getting it... Baby you are firework! - Mulan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Again, read the description on the first page. Your post belongs in the thread 'Quotes', somewhere found in Etcetera. Here, the joy is about sticking a quote on someone that didn't say it for an interesting combination. All of that, or I'm not getting it... Baby you are firework! - Mulan Woops. Lemme fix that real quick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 "I'm free, free falling" - Corey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted June 30, 2015 Author Share Posted June 30, 2015 "It's-a-me! Mario!" -- Mario Balotelli Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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