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My name is Oliver Queen. After five years in hell, I have come home with only one goal- to save my city. Now others have joined my crusade, to them I'm Oliver Queen. To the rest of Starling City I am someone else. I am something else.

My name is Barry Allen. And I am the fastest man alive. When I was a child I saw my mother killed by something impossible. My father went to prison for her murder. Then an accident made me the impossible. To the outside world I am an ordinary forensic scientist, but secretly I use my speed to fight crime and find others like me. And one day, I'll find who killed my mother and get justice for my father. I am the Flash.

You know the goal is to take the quotes and attribute them to somebody else to make it funny/ironic.

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"I have an unfortunate personality." -Fern

"The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom." -Dumbledore

"We shall never know all the good that a simple smile can do." -The Cheshire Cat

"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." -Gandalf

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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. - hookah smoking caterpillar, Alice in Wonderland (orig Elbert Hubbard)

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - Fox News (orig. Mark Twain)

I may be drunk, miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Tony Stark (orig Winston Churchill)

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes- Pepper Potts (orig Jim Carrey)

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing- Shade (Robert Benchley)

I love deadlines. I like the wooshing sound they make as they fly by- Terra (Douglas Adams)

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"What's more important than catching pokemon?" - Ash Ketchum

The point is to have someone else say the words. Ash probably said that.

"Say what again! I dare you! I double dare you, mothaf*cka!" -- James Watt

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As long as you live, you'll be killing people. Bit by bit, slowly. You'll be spreading your toxicity around them.

As long as you live, you'll be making people live. Bit by bit, slowly. You're giving them the blessing that is life, slowly and surely.

And when you die.. that's when you'll know how many people you have killed or revived.

- Unknown

Again, read the description on the first page. Your post belongs in the thread 'Quotes', somewhere found in Etcetera. Here, the joy is about sticking a quote on someone that didn't say it for an interesting combination. All of that, or I'm not getting it...

Baby you are firework! - Mulan

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Again, read the description on the first page. Your post belongs in the thread 'Quotes', somewhere found in Etcetera. Here, the joy is about sticking a quote on someone that didn't say it for an interesting combination. All of that, or I'm not getting it...

Baby you are firework! - Mulan

Woops.

Lemme fix that real quick...

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