laggless01 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 NOOO...Y NO WHITE CHOCOLATE!!!...sob...a wish? Ah, ok...Granted, you only see the future, specifically your death: a horde of pencil sharpeners will get all loose on you.A wish for a portal gun, without the maniacal robots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 The robot only wants to redecorate the place. Let's say paint the walls red. With your blood to be realistic. It's not a maniac, just a fashion victim. I wish GlaDos was real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zimvader42 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) Granted, GlaDos is now real. But the cake is now a lie. Let's see how you handle birthdays now >: ) I wish for world peace a pair of brand new all-star shoes, size 46 (nº13 in US size units), black in color. Old ones got too rough over the past two years... Edited January 30, 2015 by zimvader42 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted, but in the toes of those are hiding pencil sharpeners. Still going strong I wish for a potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted. Guess what you'll find inside. I wish for 50% extra life, next turn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zimvader42 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) Oh yeah well!! Granted your potato, but is 4 meters in size and it appears over your head. It crushes you. Plus, pencil sharpeners start to rain from the sky for a chain of reactions too complicated to explain right now. I wish for a dunsparce evolution. EDIT: nickcrash you ninja! Edited January 30, 2015 by zimvader42 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Nickcrash: Granted, but you also get 100% extra dead. Guess how.Zimvader: Granted, it's tail will impale you, after he signed a mutual truce with the pencil sharpeners.I wish for an iglo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I guess I'm getting my health back. Yay! Dunsparse gets an evolution like Shedinja. New pokemon: DumbSparce: stats: 1HP, 2Atk, 3Def, 4SpA, 9001SpD, -1Spe ------ Bird Type Ability: Wonderguard Wonderbra Mummy laggless ninja'd me Now, I'll also grant your igloo. It's a miniature one, so you can't really live in there I wish I was immune to pencil sharpeners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zimvader42 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Ok now if I do it before I get ninja'd again: You're now immune to pencil sharpener attacks, but you're four times weak to pencil attacks. And it's raining men pencils~! I wish to be able to control time at will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Yay, at least I didn't die horrifically ^ You mean a MalePencilstorm?Granted, you can now control your spare time. After you get attacked by pencil sharpeners.I wish someone tried that Dunsparce set against Solaris I posted a while ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damiano Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted they get the slakoth you wanted but release it because of bad IVs (or whatever it is the kids are into these days) I wish I could beat the ghost gym in Pokemon Rejuvenation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 You'll have to breed for IVs, so yeah. Next month you'll be ready. I wish I ranked first in OU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dhanush D Bhatt Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted but a everyone below you gifts you a pencil sharpenerI wish i could actually build good pokemon teams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damiano Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) Granted Elsa now wants you dead for stealing her thing. I wish I could ride Yoshi! Flutter jumps and eating people! Edited January 30, 2015 by Damiano Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dhanush D Bhatt Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted but 5 seconds after you start riding it you get shot downI wish i could find whatever i needed in my pockets (magically) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Granted, but you also find hundreds of pencil sharpeners.I wish for a canon adult pokemon-game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Be careful what you wish for. Now you got a brutal-gore pokemon game, where prof. Oak... gets intimate with certain people when you leave town and you discover this when you call via the phone provided by Devon. Corp (product placement). Also, Team Pocket has guns and bombs and shit and they assault both the trainer and the pokemon. You live like a hobo and your trusty companion is a Bidoof. I wish I could swim in the land. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zimvader42 Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Granted, but watch out for the pencil sharpeners land sharks and land piranhas. I wish Invader Zim got discancelled and friggin Nickelodeon called Jhonen back to finish the show, as it should have been on the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 He agrees, goes back to the studio, screams and blows up himself and everyone around him. I wish Jelly appeared in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omega_Ra1der Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Done but he want drugs inexchange I wish I had athleticism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 Be careful what you wish for. Now you got a brutal-gore pokemon game, where prof. Oak... gets intimate with certain people when you leave town and you discover this when you call via the phone provided by Devon. Corp (product placement). Also, Team Pocket has guns and bombs and shit and they assault both the trainer and the pokemon. You live like a hobo and your trusty companion is a Bidoof. That's pokemon Rusty... https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmsMGFIWAJdKdhfMOK3JGpwqy6iQJhFhP (first one is the latest in the series) Granted, you're forced to be a shot-putter and are paid in pencil sharpeners. I wish for a cure for aids without side-effects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zimvader42 Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 Granted, but the treatment costs over one billion dollars (and this isn't very far away from reality, given how pharmaceutical monopolies tend to be, sigh...). But regardless, there, wish ruined (you should have wished for aids not to exist, honestly XD). I wish I could figure out the design for my gorgon fakemon already, this art-block is driving me nuts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 The funny thing is that I already knew about pokemon Rusty, but didn't realise I was describing it. Granted. Now it's so pale a design, that you can't even tell why you made it. I wish my megas became real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zimvader42 Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 Granted. But, eh, IDK, Smogon takes over the world and they, uh, they decide all your megas are too OP and they ban them forever. Yeah, that'll make it. I wish they made Devil May Cry 5 (<---With good old classic Dante...and Nero I guess) with a version for PC so I could play it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dhanush D Bhatt Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 Granted but it sucks ass and is said to be the worst game ever made.I wish the pencil sharpener joke never existed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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