zimvader42 Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Granted. Now all the hair in your body except the one over your head is green. I wish I could walk on water, like that other guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 That guy? Ok, but you know they crucified him and stabbed him in his chest. I wish for a breakdancing meme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Granted, but the meme is stupid and unfunny and dies quickly. I wish I never had to do homework ever again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zimvader42 Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Granted. Now you have to do them during class instead, so they aren't homework anymore, they're....classwork. Yes, that'll do it. I wish pizza was a fruit so you wouldn't actually have to cook it before eating. I mean c'mon how comes mother nature hasn't thought of this before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Granted, but now it's got seeds that you have to pick out before eating it. Also, it's all cold and slimy and gross because no one ever cooks it. (Also, you do have to cook some fruits. I think I read somewhere that raw eggplants are poisonous, and that it's only safe to eat once you have cooked it) I wish my sister would listen to me more often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted, but your sister becomes a pencil sharpener, and all she'll hear of you are your cries and the sound of your flesh beint torn off your body.I'm back, rzzzzzz I wish someone would show me a meme about pencil sharpeners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dhanush D Bhatt Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted but your brain can't comprehend it and although someone shows it to you, you can't see it.I wish lagless went away again (hue hue hue) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 (It wasn't me, it was the pencil sharpener who said that)Granted, but now an army of pencil sharpeners comes and devours everyone else (but me since I left).I wish for some delicious pie (not American pie). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dhanush D Bhatt Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted but it blows up in your face and you cant eat it.I wish i was 6 ft tall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted, but both of your legs are amputated due to Gangrene.I wish for delicious macaroons to be cheaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Done. They are not available in your country. I wish pizza had a pencil flavor and it tasted delicious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dhanush D Bhatt Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Granted but it all changed when the sharpener nation attacked....I wish i could cook good food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 (edited) You can officially cook well. In fact, you cook so well, that everyone in the entire world kills each other because they wish to be the sole master over your superb cooking skills. I wish for a kind, immortal, and efficient, anti-pencil sharpener defender That's right, I have returned. Edited February 24, 2015 by AuthorReborn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 (edited) Granted, it exists in the Andromeda galaxy, so you'll have to wait 3.75 billion years before it enters ours. Meanwhile, the pencil sharpener supremacy is being established considerably sooner.I wish for a faster, eco-friendlier way of travel than anything that exists nowadays.Also, 'gratz for returning (cue some lotr music) Edited February 24, 2015 by laggless01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Done. It exists. In our imagination. I wish episode 15 came in the following week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Done, but it was infested with bugs and Cain was murdered by Fern five minutes in. Then the game crashes and you can't load it up ever again. The game ends with the death of Cain. I wish that Ame put a character in the game named Able just to have Cain kill him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 (edited) Granted, but he get's killed by Fern in the process, who is now controlling an army of pencil sharpeners.(TBH, what if there's a tragic love story about Cain and that Able? that would be something...)Also, maybe he was un-Able to save himself...I wish for my imagination to make things happen at my own will. Edited February 25, 2015 by laggless01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 As you wish. That'd be a good wish.... but it also caused your own will to be lost to another entity, specifically a nefarious pencil sharpener. I wish my shoelaces stayed tied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 But they do! For about 1 hour and then they untie themselves when you look away. I wish that person got renamed into Abel, to fit more with the story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 But they do! For about 1 hour and then they untie themselves when you look away. I wish that person got renamed into Abel, to fit more with the story Able, Abel, whatever. We'll grant it, but in this alliteration, they both get consumed by the pencil sharpeners, making it unable for you to advance in the actual story... I wish I would know what Ame's up to with the story... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 She's going to.... arghhh *blood everywhere* I... wish... this wasn't so PAAAinfull..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 (edited) Nevermind, I'm dumb. Granted. It's now painless, so you don't even feel the grinding of your flesh. You die in a bloody, confused heap, your spirit floating away wondering "What happened?" I wish I had 6 Lucky Eggs in reborn, 'cuz grinding's gonna take forever. Edited February 25, 2015 by BreezyPonie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zimvader42 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Granted: There you go, six Lucky Eggs in Reborn (forum). I wish this wish gets granted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Granted, but someone else made the wish to let you get devoured by Riprage, which also came true.I wish Captain Obvious and No-shit-Sherlock were an actual super hero duo (like batman and robin, but without that film). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zimvader42 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Granted, but someone else made the wish to let you get devoured by Riprage, which also came true. What is a Riprage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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