sirhades123 Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Granted, but they have spoiled cheese, stale shells and cat meat. I wish it was winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omega_Ra1der Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 granted but It's -40 degrees Celeus I wish for patience to grinding 10 pokemon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGJRA Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 (edited) Granted, but the file corrupts when you're done. I wish that Game Freak would just release a Manaphy event so I can finally have a 719/719 living dex. Edited May 8, 2015 by BIGJRA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Granted. Now the opposite of Conservatives (I don't follow politics all that much, haha XD) run the country and it becomes extremist in their favor. I wish senpai would notice me QQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Granted, he notices you. He files a restraining order.I wish for sceptile to have a better special movepool. It's needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirhades123 Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Granted, but his physical movepool is disintegrated. I wish that one Pokemon would warp into existence and become a scientific oddity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Granted, now 'Murica screws the UK over even more. (why doesn't this sound that farfetch'd?)I wish for Platinum to have more good post-game content. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Granted, but there's so much extra content it literally pushes the capabilities of the hardware and cartridge to their limits and the whole game plays like molasses as a result. I wish there was a cure for cancer with no conceivable drawbacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Granted, you can kill yourself. It is a cure, in the sense that the tumor also dies when you die.You will not conceive any drawbacks, because you're dead.I wish for some more broccoli. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirhades123 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Granted, broccoli seeds. I wish I was better at Skarner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Granted, broccoli seeds. That would be pretty amazing. I have some place left to plant those (that really needs filling)...so that's actually an improvement. Am I the first one ever to get better off with the corruption? Granted, but you lose your fight-or-flight-impuls. Oh look, there's a horde of vicious pencil sharpeners coming at your way... I wish for cider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Granted, but suddenly, a plugged-in pencil sharpener falls into your mug while you drink and you both are electrocuted to death. I wish for the ability to turn invisible. >:3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Granted, but it makes you blind. Really! For your eyes to work, your eyes need to capture light, which is why your pupils are black. (the part of the eyes, not students...)I wish some megas were made that would make hardly used pokemon OU-material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omega_Ra1der Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 (edited) Granted but they are 5 years away I wish to be master of bluffing (As speaking) Edited May 12, 2015 by OmegaRa1der Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Granted, but you're so good at it, no-one trusts you anymore when you say something, leaving you forever alone. Except for the pencil sharpeners, because they want to kill you.I wish for some refreshing cocktails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omega_Ra1der Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 granted but they are mirages I wish to not be bored Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBD Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 granted,you're so exiting and become hyper and not like any hyper,a higher level of normal hyper. I wish I'm still in summer break Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Granted, you now star in an adult movie called 'summer break'. Have fun with that. I wish for 20 to be added to my post count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 (edited) Congratulations, your post count is now 529. 529 + 1 = 530 | One for the amount of Darkrais you can legitimately obtain per save file, without trading, in a D/P/Pt game 530 x 2 = 1060 | Two for the Lunar Duo, which Darkrai is a part of 1060 - 394 = 666 | 394 for the total amount of Pokemon in the national dex in Gen IV, reversed LAGGLESS CONFIRMED FOR ILLUMINATI I wish I wasn't late for school, ahhhh! Edited May 24, 2015 by BreezyPonie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevaleresse Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 you are locked in school for the next three years i wish i could sleep for two more hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Granted, you can. But you're now late for all the things that it would take you the two hours to do. I wish I could become a teen without being a whiny, self-centered mess like apparently every girl does automatically. D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Granted, you now become a child soldier for Kony.I wish for more ace member titles to be in stock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 I just now realized that Lagless is not the one obsessed with Darkrai. I have no idea what I was thinking :S Granted, there are now so many titles for so cheap that they don't mean anything anymore. I wish the tribes I joined it Transformice weren't so filled with drama. XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 (edited) Granted, but now they're filled with pencil sharpeners. Should've seen that one coming...(And somehow 3 titles were in stock yesterday, still one left...do you have to activate those somehow after purchase?)I wish 42 was a legitimate answer on my exams to get good grades. Edited May 25, 2015 by laggless01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peepeepoopoo Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Granted but now you have to do things 42 times instead of only once (if you want to open a jar of peanut butter, you have to open/close it 42 times before using it, etc.). I wish I had some chocolate to eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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