laggless01 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Nothing likes Thioacetone. Trust me. Not even your cloudrunners.Granted, they're Jack 'Broseph' Huntington and Fern. You'll bleed to death, noob.I wish for peace of mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted. It's only temporary, and your worries come back with a vengeance. I wish for a sack of spiders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 I'm not going to do difficult for that. Happy Juu-teasing!Jk, you'll be totally allergic to spiders, so happy hospitals!I wish for some pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted. You can't eat it because you'll go into anaphylactic shock. I wish for a bowl of chopsticks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 (edited) Same thing as you said above.I wish for professional soccer players to be less of an asshole on the field. Edited September 17, 2015 by laggless01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted. Now they're assholes on the field. I wish for a scarf! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted. Now they're assholes on the field. I wish for a scarf! That would be a holy sport. Hey look! Shit's coming out on tv! Would explosive diarrhea then be called an injury, or foul play? So many jokes to choose from... Granted, but it's Arkhidon's scarf, so he'll pummel you to death to get it back. I wish for more jokes like the above ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted. You're Terra in a bottle that's in a cherry. I wish for a glass of elderflower cordial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 (edited) Granted, but since you tried to fuck with logic, logic screws you over. Logic will not get sued for rape, because there was no logic.EDIT: Ninja'd? Seppuku!Granted, but it breaks by my lovely (COUGH COUGH) voice, so everything is lost.I wish for an epic intro of myself. Edited September 17, 2015 by laggless01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony810 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Granted but he sends you more work. I wish I could March Onwards To The Nightmare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HakuTaku Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Granted but you swallow a seed and a plant grows in you. I wish the onyx pendant was real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 18, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted September 18, 2015 Granted, but they're frozen and you have to cook them yourself. I wish Bill Gates wrote a book about barbecue sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HakuTaku Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Granted but the bbq sauce was so heavenly it caused everyone who had some to liquefy into the same sauce bill gates made. I wish I was a dragon master. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony810 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Granted but I'm afraid I got some BAD NEWS for you. Reborn gets corrupted your files. I wish I could figure out FNAF's story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueMoonIceCream Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Granted, but the animatronics must kill you because you know too much I wish for more free time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Granted, you'll have more free time in jail. ironyI wish for a consistent sleeping pattern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 19, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted September 19, 2015 Granted. You consistently sleep through everything important. I wish shadow puppetry was the highest-paid profession. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony810 Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Granted but the shadow puppets controls your mind. I wish for a corrupted wish to be not corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yours Truly Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 granted but since you didn't specify a wish the wish is now for infinite jelly beans I wish for it to rain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRHStatement Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Granted, but now your land becomes a marsh and mosquitoes will be your best friend. I wish I had a bit more free time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Granted. You spend it picking up trash. I wish for some painkillers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yours Truly Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Granted but they turn out to be PainfulHuman Killers I wish for for for cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Granted, but he's a Grammar Nazi who scratches you every time you mess up.I wish that I was able to have more control over the speed of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yours Truly Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Granted, but you will always have lag in every single computer you use thus invalidating the wish. I wish for the moon to implode while I am on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRHStatement Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Granted but you don't die and you endlessly wander space I wish I had better study habits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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