Alozan Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Granted, but it's dark magic and they raise an army of the dead and take over the world I wish I was a Shuckle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alozan Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Granted, but it is made with my harvested Shuckle organs which are poisonous to humans, and you die I wish to see the Total Perspective Vortex (http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Total_Perspective_Vortex) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfaria Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Granted, but you are too close to a black hole. I wish that the next person wish wasn't corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alozan Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Granted, but in being not corrupted, the wish becomes corrupted I wish for the next wish to be corrupted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfaria Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Granted but you got teleported on the sun. I wish that this wasn't a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alozan Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 It isn't, so you get no wishes I wish to be able to wish for things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yours Truly Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Granted! You can now wish for a random thing to appear; which isn't really that great now that you think about it. I wish for a fast internet connection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzlybrand Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Wish granted! But tea, sandwiches and cake are all plastic props from a nice cafe scene in a movie studio. I wish I could have superpowers *^* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Granted. Your superpower is extreme weight. Now you can't lift any part of your body. I wish for a new book! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Granted. It's the chocolate equivalent of the Midas touch. You can no longer touch anyone or communicate online. I wish for a new bookmark! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Granted. But it de-materializes everything it touches! So you essentially have a hole going right through the earth. I wish to live in a small house the defies the laws of mass and space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alozan Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Granted, but the universe is confused by your request for the DARK Vader theme and implodes from confusion I wish Kylo Ren was secretly Jar Jar Binks wearing a person mask under the Kylo Ren mask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Granted. It's hot...and gets poured onto your face. I wish for a nap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yours Truly Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Wish granted! You get a nap-sack; which while quite useful; still leaves you feeling quite tired. I wish for inspiration Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HakuTaku Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 (edited) Wish granted but every time you feel the wisps of inspiration you'll procrastinate due to fear of failing. I wish to meet Kikuo. Edited March 4, 2016 by HakuTaku Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 Granted, but it sucks, and you're sad. I wish my internet wouldn't break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lugruf Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 It doesn't anymore, but it lags constantly. I wish for more wishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon116 Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 Granted. But the wishes are only valid between 8:01 AM and 8:02 AM on February 29th, 2216 I wish for Donald Trump. Huehue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 Great. The world is barren after global thermonuclear war. I wish for pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon116 Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 Granted, but it's made from leftover fruit cake. I wish for tempest to post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lugruf Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 Granted. But he'll post so much he'll be banned from the forum for spamming. I wish for a joke that makes me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon116 Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 Granted, but you laugh so hard you burst a lung. I wish for a comic of Reborn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted August 28, 2016 Global Mods Share Posted August 28, 2016 Granted, but you didn't need to wish for one because there already is one. EDIT: I wish I didn't forget to wish for something when I made this post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Granted. You remembered, but the wish was corrupted by the person who posted after you. I wish I was better at math in general. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted August 28, 2016 Global Mods Share Posted August 28, 2016 Granted. You're .0000001% better. I wish for the prosperity and happiness of cephalopods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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