Maelstrom Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Wish granted. You earned several million dollars in monopoly money. I wish I had a giant sapphire in the shape of a perfect oval. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poetic Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Granted, but the moment you touch it, it shatters into a million pieces. I wish I could beat the gym leaders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phazer Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Granted but then there's a million gym leaders and they only come a second a month. I wish that those kid pop ads would stop appearing on my tv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Granted. They now come to your house. I wish Rebecca Black was never born. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Granted, but now Justin Bieber has an identical twin. 'I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuki Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 Granted, you killed Free Willy. I wish Maelstrom wasn't a heartless whale killer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poetic Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 Granted, you now have several gallons of soda, but it's all the brand you hate. I wish for more doritos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeleton Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 Wish granted! But they're 5 years old. : D I wish my hair wouldn't be such a mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poetic Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 (For the record, I would still try to eat them.) Granted, you're bald. I wish my life had a soundtrack composed by Brentalfloss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 Granted, but no one, not even Brentalfloss likes it. I wish I had such mundane concerns as my hair being a mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeleton Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 Wish granted! Now everyone hates you because you win so much. I wish my crush would love me back~ >///> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poetic Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 Granted, but she's one of those clingy girls who dominates your life and hits you if you so much as talk to anyone else. I wish for pokemon to be real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 Granted. They're now the ruling class of animals who catch humans in people balls and make them fight in gladiator coliseums. But at least we're all friends. I wish legit shiny pokemon weren't so rare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuki Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Granted, not there is a 1 in 8192 chance of finding a non-shiny. I wish people weren't ignorant on purpose so often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Wish granted. But now you've met someone more attractive in every possible way who has a crush on you right after you've started dating your crush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeleton Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Hey Poetic, You know I'm a girl and my crush is obviously a boy, right? >-> Anyway I'll wish something now. >> << I wish that I had more pictures of Ikaru with Gakupo the Turtle on his head~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowKat Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Done, But your Brain Picks up Transvestites :c I wish I had more Money on the Forums.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 You do, but due to inflation, you still can't afford anything. I wish for this deployment to be over with already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Granted, she does but she doesn't care. Ouch. I wish leadership would realize that shit takes time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Ikaru Posted January 22, 2012 Administrators Share Posted January 22, 2012 Granted, I hope you're not allergic to chocolate. I wish my dog didn't run away at the sight of any movement, thus making it a chore and a half to get him into my room so I can watch him >< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Granted, he now attacks anything at the sight of movement. Enjoy your upholstery while it lasts. I wish I could breathe underwater when I swim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Granted. But you swim into a underwater volcano, thus being burnt to a crisp. I wish for immortality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardshark000 Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Granted, but now you're the only person left. I wish my homework was shorter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poetic Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Granted, but now it's 100 times harder. And I am totally setting this up for the next person. I wish I had the ability to control electricity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 For the record. Being the only person on Earth would actually make me happy. Granted. But, it's all spoiled. I wish Donkey's could fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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