Maelstrom Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Granted, they gain the ability of flight, but lose the ability to control their bowels. Bring an umbrella. I wish I had more time to be on the computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuki Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Granted, but now you have less time to sleep. I wish I had the next volume of Runaways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal Edge Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Granted, but you're now blind and deaf. I wish I could express myself properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 You can, but no one will listen. I wish we had real restrooms around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullet Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 They exist, but are off limits to you I wish for a Pikachu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Ikaru Posted January 26, 2012 Administrators Share Posted January 26, 2012 Granted. It comes to you pre-KO'd. I wish for ALL the things! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuki Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Granted, it's the loveliest stuffed animal you've ever had the liberty to hug. EDIT: fuck you ninjkaru :c Granted, you're crushed beneath them. I wish my dad would start doing Pizza Mondays again. I'm going through pizza withdrawal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullet Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 He does, you get fat off pizza, develop diaetes, and have a heart attack I wish for a nice fluffy pillow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuki Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Granted, it's made of wool. Steel wool. I wish it was tomorrow already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 She is here, but you can't see or hear her. I wish for dark powers that will allow me to rule the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Granted. But, Aliens come down to Earth and take you into their UFO and anal probe you before you could use it. (I think this was a little weird.) I wish for a magical talking Taco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Ikaru Posted January 28, 2012 Administrators Share Posted January 28, 2012 Granted; it talks too much and you never have a moment alone again in your life, because if you try to eat it, it screams I wish actually making myself a better person was easier @.@ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poetic Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Granted, but now you are such a nice person that you cannot say no to anybody and end up going to prison for helping a bank robber flee the scene. I wish my fiance's cousins weren't so annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullet Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 They die, dead people aren't very annoying. I wish for a big red airplane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Granted. While out flying it, you crash into a mountain. I wish, for an army of Sceptile! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poetic Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Granted, but they die because of the lack of pokemon food. You just made an army of Sceptile die of starvation, you monster. I wish that I was a superhero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 NOOOO! NOT THE SCEPTILE! ;~: *Sniff* Granted, but your only power is to shoot poop out of your mouth. *Sniff* I wish my army of Sceptiles were still alive. ;A; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makusho98 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Wish granted, but they soon die again moments later. I wish I wasn't so stupid. ;_: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullet Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Granted; you're not stupid, you're just in a coma. I wish for moar rupees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noivy Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Granted, but now you must battle everyone and suffer from chronic hax syndrome I wish I had my T95 already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyouka Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 When you finally get it you lose your hands, feet, and face. I wish I was a dragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal Edge Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Granted but you wish you were a human now. I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mashew Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Granted but you divided by 0 therefore corrupting the wish I wish for Edge to find happiness. << Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyouka Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Granted but now you are upset I wish I was op like (Insert op LoL champ here) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poetic Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Granted, but now everyone hates you because you are op. I wish that reborn would stop crashing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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