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You can now foot dive thanks to a rare, previously-unknown motor disease that causes you to jump and FOOT DIVE while shouting that---all involuntary.

But hey! At least you can foot dive now! Just not at will...

I may as well recycle the other wish:

I wish I could revert to crushing on Zetsubou-sensei.

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Granted but now you have to live with the boring knowledge that is of an australian bedroll ( no seriously, appearently swag can be an australian bedroll )

I wish I could have immortality.

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Granted but it's filled with giant centipedes

... unless you like them for some reason, in that case they are professional box-fighting centipedes that hate you for not bring any refreshments to their party and are all ready to meet you in that dark ally way that totally exist in your backyard.

On that note I wish them giant bugs wouldn't exist at all for this and all universes.

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Granted, they're all old man rhinos and just complain about how back in their days something something something, and they all smell like stinky rhino butt.

I wish for an attractive cat girl maid that is a girl.

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