Manes Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 You can now foot dive thanks to a rare, previously-unknown motor disease that causes you to jump and FOOT DIVE while shouting that---all involuntary. But hey! At least you can foot dive now! Just not at will... I may as well recycle the other wish: I wish I could revert to crushing on Zetsubou-sensei. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokelord Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Granted but you are in love with the Devil. I wish school work was easier and shorter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nico Nico Nii~ Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 (edited) Granted, you just stop doing the work and fail everything. I wish I had the motivation to go out and find a job. Edited September 7, 2013 by personwithbanana9870 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokelord Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Granted, but you get the worst job EVER I wish I was more open to real live Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nico Nico Nii~ Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Granted. But when you opened the door to finally go outside a random land shark bites your head off. I wish I found anime when I was younger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Code: PIRULUK Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Granted. But when you opened the door to finally go outside a random land shark bites your head off. I wish I found anime when I was younger. Granted, but all the anime you found was bestiality hentai. I wish I knew the meaning of my existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nico Nico Nii~ Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Granted, but you used alchemy to figure this out and due to equivalent exchange you lost your existence. I wish for my own harem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Code: PIRULUK Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Granted, but they're all extremely ugly and vulgar harem-inmates of the gender which opposes your sexual orientation. I wish I was actually good at competitive battling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaito Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Granted, but then you start to get consumed by it and you end up being disliked for getting too serious. I wish I had a girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nico Nico Nii~ Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 (edited) Granted, but (for those who don't know, watch mirai nikki) I wish to understand what is a swag. Edited September 17, 2013 by personwithbanana9870 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WingedZero Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Granted but now you have to live with the boring knowledge that is of an australian bedroll ( no seriously, appearently swag can be an australian bedroll ) I wish I could have immortality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokelord Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Granted,But.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaedricMarowak Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 I wish i had the powers of a necromancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nico Nico Nii~ Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Granted, but every time you communicate with the dead they just complain about how being dead sucks and they won't leave you alone. I wish Pokelord finished corrupting WingedZero's wish and made a wish for DaedricMarowak to corrupt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokelord Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 (edited) granted,but everyone now has amnesia except personwithbanana9870 who is Kefka's slave Wish magic was real Edited September 18, 2013 by Pokelord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaedricMarowak Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 granted but the people with the best magic are those who dont know even it existed i wish i had a cubone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nico Nico Nii~ Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Granted, but it needs a new skull and is looking at you fun. I wish to be good but not too good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WingedZero Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 Granted but now you're wanted for being the good...est man in the world. I wish for a giant hot tub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nico Nico Nii~ Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Granted but it's filled with giant centipedes ... unless you like them for some reason, in that case they are professional box-fighting centipedes that hate you for not bring any refreshments to their party and are all ready to meet you in that dark ally way that totally exist in your backyard. On that note I wish them giant bugs wouldn't exist at all for this and all universes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokelord Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Granted but now their is Giant Dinosuars I wish I could freeze time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WingedZero Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Granted but unfortunately, now you're frozen along with the rest of us, good work wish master. I wish for my very own rhino army. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nico Nico Nii~ Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 (edited) Granted, they're all old man rhinos and just complain about how back in their days something something something, and they all smell like stinky rhino butt. I wish for an attractive cat girl maid that is a girl. Edited October 5, 2013 by personwithbanana9870 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaedricMarowak Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 granted but she wont love you neither she will do as you ask i wish i had a female gardevoir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nico Nico Nii~ Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 Granted, but Gardevoir used Explosion (it's a special one)... and your out of revives in the middle of not-even-close-to-a-pokecenter town. I wish for pokemon gen 8 remake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WingedZero Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 Granted, but some major fanboy stole all of the copies! I wish that I could rule the tri-state area! Ahahahahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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