KillJoy3579 Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Granted, but then you realized you fell in the other dimensionator and it was all ready ruled. I wish for... NOTHING I WIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nico Nico Nii~ Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Granted, but the sharknado coming your way still hits you. I wish to regain the joy of my childhood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EggtasticTaco Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Granted, but you also regain repressed memories of your uncle's "fun time" I wish I was more motivated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Code: PIRULUK Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Granted, but now you forgot what you were motivated about. I wish the world was a more depressing, angst-ridden place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senik Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 (edited) Granted, but it only lasts for a day. I wish I had free wifi everywhere. Edited October 26, 2013 by Senik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EggtasticTaco Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Granted, but it's 256 kbps I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Code: PIRULUK Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Granted, but it's 256 kbps I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart Granted, but then you realise that the Dragon stone is really just a malignant entity which drives you into hallucinations while consuming your life's vitality. I wish Whimsicotts were real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Requieon Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Granted, but then you realise that the Dragon stone is really just a malignant entity which drives you into hallucinations while consuming your life's vitality. I wish Whimsicotts were real. Granted, but you have severe allergies from their spores. I wish I was an Absol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senik Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 (edited) I wish I was an Absol.Granted, but scientists study you for the rest of your life.I wish I had a pack of Oreos. Edited October 26, 2013 by Senik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy3579 Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Granted but I ate them all I wish the movie Sharknado never existed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EggtasticTaco Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Granted, but Whalicane is now a movie I wish for three more wishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senik Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Granted, but Whalicane is now a movie I wish for three more wishes Granted, but after 3 more wishes you can't post in here anymore, and you're unable to wish for more. I wish I could breathe underwater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nico Nico Nii~ Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Granted but you drown on land. I wish for a scary halloween costume Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skullkin Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 (edited) Granted but you drown on land. I wish for a scary halloween costume Done! But it turns into a pile of waffles and bunnies on the night before Halloween. I wish someone would join my roleplay thread. Edited October 26, 2013 by Skullkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senik Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 I wish someone would join my roleplay thread. Granted, but they're the worst roleplayer ever. I wish I had money for nice things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nico Nico Nii~ Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 (edited) Granted but a wild elephant from out of nowhere destroys all your nice things and now you have no money. I wish for a four sided coin. Edited October 27, 2013 by personwithbanana9870 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EggtasticTaco Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Granted, but it never lands on what you want it to I wish I could control time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Code: PIRULUK Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Granted, but you now find yourself alienated from space. (i.e. You can't move and you're stuck in conscious stasis for all eternity. You also can't die.) I wish the 3ds was cheaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Radiant Aeon Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 (edited) Granted, the 3DS became a cheap scumbag that cheats everyone their money I wish I could be Mr. Sir Henry Motherfucker Edited October 27, 2013 by Lunar081 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Code: PIRULUK Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Granted, but then you accidentally killed your father when you met him on a crossroads. You then proceeded to completely ignore a blind seer's warnings and ultimately indict yourself for the crime of patricide as well as incest, being "to your daughters both father and brother", to your wife "both husband and child". In shame and disgust, you then use a brooch to tear out your eyes, being exiled by the man who you once trusted and being denied the right of ever meeting your children again, ensuring you never experience catharsis. (obscure literary references for the win) I wish I was a published author. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Radiant Aeon Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Granted, you have been published as a character in novel who is an author, in which gets killed I wish time would stop Granted, but then you accidentally killed your father when you met him on a crossroads. You then proceeded to completely ignore a blind seer's warnings and ultimately indict yourself for the crime of patricide as well as incest, being "to your daughters both father and brother", to your wife "both husband and child". In shame and disgust, you then use a brooch to tear out your eyes, being exiled by the man who you once trusted and being denied the right of ever meeting your children again, ensuring you never experience catharsis. That wasn't even the Mr. Sir Henry I was talking about...The one I was talking about is an Irish assassin who pops out of nowhere and is your twin brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Code: PIRULUK Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Granted, you have been published as a character in novel who is an author, in which gets killed I wish time would stop That wasn't even the Mr. Sir Henry I was talking about...The one I was talking about is an Irish assassin who pops out of nowhere and is your twin brother. I know, but I saw "motherfucker" and that was the first thing that came to mind. As for your wish, it's granted, but time is only stopped for baby chickens, because time and tide wait for no man. I wish the arts were treated as legitimate areas of study by more academics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EggtasticTaco Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Granted, but everything else is treated as mediocre and we stop advancing in technology I wish I could go into video games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skullkin Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Done! But you can't come back out. I wish I had some cookies to go with my milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy3579 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Granted, but they are the fuzzy green cookies mentioned in my intro thread I wish I wasn't sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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