The Radiant Aeon Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 (edited) Granted, you are not sick. You have no style at all. I wish I could fry chicken Edited October 28, 2013 by Lunar081 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senik Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Granted, but they're always inedible after frying. I wish that I could stop time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EggtasticTaco Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Granted, but only for yourself, and you can't restart it I wish I could fly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senik Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Granted, but you're hit by a plane the first time you fly. I wish I wasn't sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokelord Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Granted, but you are DEAD I wish the world was more of a video game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skullkin Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Granted, but It's the ET video game. I wish I had a good costume for Halloween. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EggtasticTaco Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Granted, but it's too good and you get shot because someone thought it was real I wish I had more moomoo milks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nico Nico Nii~ Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Granted, but they all secretly have poison in them. I wish for Japanese to be easier to learn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EggtasticTaco Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 (edited) Granted, but you still can't learn it I wish I could catch a shiny Sliggoo in your Friend Safari Fun fact: After I posted this I ran into a shiny Shelgon in your safari and ran. Please kill me. Edited October 29, 2013 by EggtasticTaco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nico Nico Nii~ Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Granted, but a glitch in the game caused all your pokemon to be replaced by Lv. 100 Magikarps that only know Splash. I wish I could go in my friend safari. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy3579 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Granted but your trapped there forever I wish I get no makeup work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nico Nico Nii~ Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Granted, you get none now and can't make up for your classes in any other way and you fail school and soon you become depressed and feel that the school system is against you which it is but you have no proof so you drop-out and get home schooled but a train flew into your house destroying your last source of education therefore destroying your chances of success in life and soon you become a bum and decided to share your story with the world which Michael Bay turned into a movie claiming it was his own original idea and came from nowhere else and you cant do a thing about and eventually you swim in the local public pool getting eaten from the albino alligator and with your body the albino alligator becomes the human albino alligator and destroyed half the world until he was stopped. I wish for moe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EggtasticTaco Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Granted, but everyone hates it now (lol yarite) I wish I knew what to wish for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy3579 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Granted, you get none now and can't make up for your classes in any other way and you fail school and soon you become depressed and feel that the school system is against you which it is but you have no proof so you drop-out and get home schooled but a train flew into your house destroying your last source of education therefore destroying your chances of success in life and soon you become a bum and decided to share your story with the world which Michael Bay turned into a movie claiming it was his own original idea and came from nowhere else and you cant do a thing about and eventually you swim in the local public pool getting eaten from the albino alligator and with your body the albino alligator becomes the human albino alligator and destroyed half the world until he was stopped. I wish for moe. Granted but then you realize you just wasted your wish I wish I wasn't still sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Code: PIRULUK Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Granted, but that's because you died from the sickness. I wish I had a harem of beautiful women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skullkin Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Granted, but they turned out to be a bunch of futas. Ohsnap. I wish I had a Xerneas in my game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nico Nico Nii~ Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Granted but it was a hacked pokemon and turned everything you have into bad eggs that filled up all your boxes and you can now only encounter bad eggs. I wish bad eggs weren't so bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Code: PIRULUK Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Granted, but now all your IRL eggs have gone bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skullkin Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 ...Wish for something Acqui... either that, or go kill off the characters who haven't posted in Eterna Assault yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Code: PIRULUK Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Oops, forgot about the wish. I wish my girlfriend was a better lover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Radiant Aeon Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Granted. She is girlfriends with everyone in the world. Because she is that good of a lover. I wish I could WAFT like Wario Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EggtasticTaco Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Granted, but you look like him too I wish I had a harem of beautiful women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Code: PIRULUK Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Hey! You stole my wish! I shall corrupt it in the same manner as mine: Granted, but they turned out to be a bunch of futas. Ohsnap. I wish homophobia was less rampant in society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EggtasticTaco Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Hey! You stole my wish! I shall corrupt it in the same manner as mine: Granted, but they turned out to be a bunch of futas. Ohsnap. Joke's on you, I'm okay with that! Anyways, your wish is granted, but now everyone is heterophobic I wish I had better friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nico Nico Nii~ Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Granted but you die a horrible death seconds after becoming friends with them (nothing against you if your thinking that). I wish I had an Aya hug pillow to hug forever and ever and ever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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