Damiano Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 No problem. Unfortunately he haunts you until you either confess or die of guilt. I wish I had diplomatic immunity so I can get away with that record player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Deal. Only the next day, your home county attacks the nation you are currently in and you are held responsible and put to death. I wish for a tree that grows upside down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Granted. It grew inside your house... right next to the fireplace. I wish I could get that record player after Damian got arrested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NezzieSeraphim Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Granted... but after you got the record player, there was actually a bomb attached to it and it exploded in your face. I wish I had a portal gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Sure, but you accidentally drop it after making a hole in the ceiling and another in the floor and falling into an infinite loop.The portal gun lies forever just out of reach as you slowly die. I wish I didn't have to wish and so I could just crush people's dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Granted. There is a catch though. The first time you do it, you will have to jump into the same hole that Nez created. I wish I didn't have to sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Done, only you're eyes forever feel like they are dripping in acid and you slowly wither away. I wish the world wasn't so hateful towards left handed people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damiano Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Granted in addition to August 13th is “Left-Hander’s Day.” Launched in 1996, this yearly event celebrates left-handedness and raises awareness of the difficulties and frustrations left-handers experience every day in a world designed for right-handers we're also granted another day that everyone will soon forget. I wish fire was a solid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Granted. All this ionized gas was compressed and formed a tiny cube, not visible to the human eye. It retains its heat, so every time we step on it, we burn ourselves. I wish I could learn anything I wanted in a second and not forget it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Okay, but you quickly learn everything and become deeply depressed from it and lose the will to live. I wish my internet would work properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damiano Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Granted but you're grounded. I wish NASA was the National Aquatics and Sea Administration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 That's already done. Now SAURON (Space and Aeronautics United Rings OrganizatioN) is in charge of travelling to space. (especially timeless space) I wish I had a way to survive a nuclear blast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Granted, however, once you are, you figure that you would start the nuclear apocalypse just for giggles so you get all the big powers in the world to kill each other but then one of the nations figures out you were behind everything and kills you with an assassin so there will be no survivors. I wish my pencil didn't need to be sharpened at inconvenient moments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damiano Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Granted your pencil is now a pen. It will never need to be sharpened but it just ran out of ink. I wish I could live without a heart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Granted, but look at what happened to Davy Jones in the Pirates of the Carribean trilogy. Even if Squids are highly intelligent cannibals, I don't suppose you like being one. I wish for a drivers licence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Deal, but whenever you drive, you have a nagging voice in your head that forces you to slow down no matter the speed you're going. I wish I could eat light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yash Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 (edited) Done.. Now every second you spend in any sort of light makes you put on 10 pounds.. So by the time you read this you will be the size of a wailord.. And then your body will burst and you will die.. I wish.. There is no wish here for you wish corrupting people.. Go find your jollies elsewhere.. Edited January 14, 2015 by Yash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Done.. Now every second you spend in any sort of light makes you put on 10 pounds.. So by the time you read this you will be the size of a wailord.. And then your body will burst and you will die.. I wish.. There is no wish here for you wish corrupting people.. Go find your jollies elsewhere.. You wished for us to go find jollies elsewhere. Granted. Now we also go to the showdown server and play pokemon! However we lose. I wish I had a penguin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damiano Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Granted you now have The Penguin of the series Batman and guess what, he's even more annoying in person. I wish I knew the move Detect! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Granted. Only now the move Detect only works for moves that are not very effective against you. I wish I were a rich man (Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Some people are so poor, all they have is money. You become a rich man via drug trade. You are wanted around the world and your children conspire against you. I wish I was less quick-tempered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damiano Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Granted you lose your temperamental status and are now quick to cry instead of yell. I wish I had the new 3DS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yash Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Sure.. But every time you try to play a game it crashes.. I wish I had a beanbag chair.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Done deal. Only, when ever someone tries to sit on it, all the stuffing comes out. I wish I knew how to be a train conductor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damiano Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Granted, you are sent to deliver supplies through Chrysola (can't check the spelling) forest. I wish I had a meloetta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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