AuthorReborn Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Done. Now everything else corrupts you instead. I wish I had a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Granted, but your wish was to be tortured by Fern and everything thorny.I wish we had snow. Not the rapper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Not a rapper, okie dokie then. Instead you get President Snow, from the Hunger Games. Enjoy your very own creepy old man... I wish I had a aesthetically pleasing and functional pencil sharpener. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Granted. It now also sharpens pencil-shaped objects on its own, like your fingers.I wish for diminished wealth-disparity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 These are dangerous thoughts. *points a paper that says 2+2=5* Granted. Unfortunately Kim Jong Il didn't like it so he nuked us. I wish my hands weren't so red, dehydrated and didn't feel that much pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Then stop using that pencil sharpener Granted, you don't feel your hands anymore 'cause of lepracy.I wish nukes only released flowers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Done. They release nuclear man-eating flowers. They are deadly and smell. I wish that pencil sharpener actually sharpened pens and nothing else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Granted. Now everything else in your life is dull, FOREVER.I wish for the next henry stickman-game to come out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Done. However, as a side effect, all computers and electronic items now come pre-installed with the finger devouring pencil sharpener. Talk about a running joke. I wish I was able to run without falling on my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Granted, now you'll always fall on your fingers, in such pencil sharpeners.Running 'til it falls flat I wish I could teleport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ej190 Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Granted, now you'll always fall on your fingers, in such pencil sharpeners.Running 'til it falls flat I wish I could teleport. You can teleport all right. In fact, you teleported straight into a giant pencil sharper. Were you expecting anything else?I wish the world wasn't so fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Granted, now the world fucks you up.I wish for Ame to make slakoth obtainable in Reborn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damiano Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Granted to obtain slakoth you must beat garchomp with only a dunsparce, restart the game and name yourself "Slakoth was X" then beat Luna with a team that matches her teams nicknames exactly. Easy. I wish I could fly... underwater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 (edited) Well, if you teach a jolly natured one Yawn+Endeavour(lvl46)+ancientpower(lvl19)+protect and give it a focus sash, then it's technically possible. If garchomp doesn't run rough skin (or you heal up in between). SOMEBODY TRY THIS!Granted, but you instantly fly into an underwater autonomal pencil shapener.I wish good pizza costs less. Edited January 28, 2015 by laggless01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuthorReborn Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Deal. But the reason it costs so little is because it has "pencil" shavings all over it... I wish that yeast would arm wrestle a gorilla. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 (edited) Done. Now every pizza tastes the same and as such is cheap. Done. Yeast gets mutated, becomes tall as a 5-story building and can kill gorillas while making them drunk. It's also homophobic I wish we had a pokemon of Steel/Poison type which looked like a ... pencil sharpener. Edited January 28, 2015 by nickcrash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Granted, but it's very agressive and harvests humans for their fingers. All of them.I wish to figure out what the point is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 There is no point ... if you don't have a pencil sharpener. Now you know. You should be depressed. I wish lag wasn't a thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Me neither. Granted, the internet is down. Never again lag issues. Now you can go back using your pencil sharpener for writing actual mail.Still depressed, though I wish for a shrubbery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Ni! Now you'll have to cut the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring! I wish Eelektross got a mega. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Granted, he becomes a pencil sharpener.I wish to have a holy grenade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Granted. It's blessed with the power of love. It brings only happiness. I wish there was no scientific stagnation in the middle ages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Awesome! I'll throw one in Syria or so.Granted, now that pencil sharpener actually exists. the medieval Catholic church murders every 'pagan' in the middle ages with 'modern weaponry', and seizes control over the world like in the 'Northern Lights'-trilogy.I wish for youtube to cut the google+-shennanigans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 No-way! Google+ lets you change your name, whereas youtube directly doesn't. Anyway, I have to grant this one I suppose, so yeah, no google+. Now the 1 person having an active google+ account hates you. He hates me too. I wish strawberry was a berry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Let's hope it isn't a president or a shady business(wo)man.Granted, but it doesn't taste like a fruit anymore. More like pencil sharpening.I wish for CoD to be at least as good as reborn. (CoD: Reborn. The ideas, man) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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