catman9222 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Granted Now they eat souls instead I wish my hair wasn't so greasy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Granted. Now your hair is falling. I wish I had more hobbies, without that affecting my productivity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zimvader42 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Granted. Now it affects your concentration. I wish that the person who corrupts this wish cannot wish for anything but this wish to be un-corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Granted, but your photoshopping skills are terrible and the photo turns out derpy-looking. Is that a BAD thing? Granted, but that wish will be corrupted, and you will suffer from it. I wish for Zim's wish to be un-corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Done. Now yours gets corrupted in a different way and Zim suffers. I wish the next person couldn't create a paradox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catman9222 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Ok but the people involved die to resolve it issue I wish for something to make my new bald head shiney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 (edited) Granted, here's an electric polisher. And you got a pencil sharpener with it.I wish for a way to know if the "hidden worlds theory" or the "hidden variables theory" is true.Seriously, look it up. The former leads to the parallel universes theories etc... Edited March 11, 2015 by laggless01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted. You learn it's false. Damn. I wish I remembered my dad's password so I could update Adobe Flash. D'oh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Done. The password is 123abc and it was hacked, so now you can do nothing about it. By the way he used the same for the bank account, so yeah, I advise against checking your balance. I wish the rest of the planets in our solar system were habitable and had similar environments like Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted, but they all inhabit pencil sharpeners. #TooEasy I wish for a way of interstellar travel without any drawbacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EggtasticTaco Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted, but you can't go anywhere suitable for life within your lifetime. I wish I had better work ethic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted. Now you work in the middle ages. I wish Bote beat Skitty in OU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted, but no one cares because Skitty is a weak Pokemon and he should be able to beat it anyway. I wish I could play Oregon Trail on my laptop without having to download anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted, but now viruses enter your computer without you ever downloading anything.I wish for a pseudo-legendary ice-type (with a great special attack of course). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted. It's name shall be... Tinkerflakes and is Ice type It's stats are... 45HP, 195Atk, 65Def, 180SpA, 55SpD, 70Spe.....BST: 600 It's ability shall be... Slow Start and it's movepool Splash, Helping hand, Teleport and Healing Pulse I wish I was more fit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Granted, now you're more fit to be used as a doormat. In fact you're now so fit for that role that everyone wipes his/her/xyr feet on you(r face) when they meet you.I wish for mad guitar skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zimvader42 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Corrupt Wish Game thread....it's been a time since I last saw you.... Granted, you have guitar skills so mad that you actually turn obsessed and utterly insane because of those beyond humanly-possible guitar skills. You're put in a mental asylum for mad guitar geniuses and are prevented to ever touch or see a guitar ever again. I wish this thread reached 100 pages today in seven minutes starting the count....now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 ^^^ that would somehow be awesome, oddly...Granted, but Ame deletes the thread soon after, so we have to start over again. And the new thread will only allow pencil sharpeners and sadistic potato peelers.I wish for there to be consensus on how every pokemon name is pronounced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I always thought we pronounce them the same way the original words that make up their name are pronounced. Sometimes when I want to say it in my own language I make it different though. Anyway, such consensus now exists. It's sold around the globe for 1$ a copy. However it disappears after you read one word. The introductory paragraph is a tricky one. I wish the world was spared from another Pirates of the Carribean movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Granted, but we get 10 'Planes'-movies instead. I hope that makes you feel better.I wish for all people to understand that jokes depend on the context they're spoken in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Done. Jokes now aren't funny. Did you mean the "snakes on a plane" one? Because I kinda liked it. Anyway I wish for a Gogoat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Granted, but you realize that you are in no position to suddenly begin caring for a live mountain goat, let alone one with plant-based powers and can cause earthquakes. You end up giving it away. I wish I was better at roleplaying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 (edited) Did you mean the "snakes on a plane" one? Because I kinda liked it. No, I meant the 'Cars'-spinoff, which even GOT A SEQUEL. Sigh...it's a mad world... Granted, you can have one. Did I mention goats can be very agressive? Because this one is...and it doesn't like you. EDIT: gre-Ninja'd. Granted, you become so good at it, you don't do anything else in your entire life. You'll be unable to separate fiction from reality, until you die from a combination of bad hygiene and malnurishment. I wish for hollywood to understand a grey filter doesn't instantly make a film grittier... Edited March 17, 2015 by laggless01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Granted. Now, in order to truly capture the effect of a dark and gritty setting, they literally throw dirt and gravel at the camera every few minutes. I wish I could beat Organ Trail ;-; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted March 17, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted March 17, 2015 Granted. It's the only game you can play now. Trying to play anything else will give you errors. I wish all the waiters and waitresses turned into penguins every Halloween. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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