NickCrash Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Granted. It now hates you only. I think I saw it buy an ak-75, but it might have been another cat. I wish dogs said "yo dawg" to each other instead of smelling their butts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Granted, but now at night the streets are filled with the howls of "YO DAWG" when you're trying to sleep. I wish I could get Slowbro in Pokemon Reborn (the game. That I have downloaded on my laptop) and had the exact same base stats and movepool as Slowbro in ORAS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Granted, but now at night the streets are filled with the howls of "YO DAWG" when you're trying to sleep. I wish I could get Slowbro in Pokemon Reborn (the game. That I have downloaded on my laptop) and had the exact same base stats and movepool as Slowbro in ORAS. Granted! Your "Slowbro" now has the ability Truant, is Bird type, can only have Adamant Nature, and in order to get it you have to sacrifice all other pokemon in your party, the box and the day-care. I wish Starmie had +15 base special attack with no stat, ability or nature drawbacks, and stay in OU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Granted. Starmie can now only learn Splash and Explosion.I wish the dishes got washed by themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Granted, but they do a sloppy job. I wish I knew what to write for my speech on the Grenada Underwater Sculpture Park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Granted, this is what you say: "Blub, blub, blublublub. Blub Blub, Blub". Then they unleash a pencil sharpener to attack you.I wish for some more mixed fairy-type pokemon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Granted, but their movepools are crap and are generally not used by anyone actually taking the game seriously. I wish spring break would last longer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted March 27, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted March 27, 2015 Granted. You have no summer or winter break. I wish the government was led by ventriloquists and people who make good pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Granted, but they are all Illuminati lizard people. And pencil sharpeners. I wish for the non-berry above me to have another catchphrase. Just for the fun of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Granted, but you're the first post on Page 93, so there's no one above you to receive a new catchphrase. I wish my Pokemon would stop hitting themselves in confusion, it's pissing me off. How the hell am I supposed to train if you guys can't kill a single Tauros?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Granted, they all become hardcore Emo and start hurting themselves when not confused.I wish to know the scenario behind the photo of the person who posted before me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Granted, but once you've learned it you realize that the picture isn't all that funny anyway and that you've wasted your time wondering what it means. (Supposedly, in Tomodachi Life, your Mii can have a nightmare and whatever you point the 3DS camera at will show up in the window. My friend put his eyeball really close to the screen, but the lighting is kinda derpy so you couldn't really see it unless you knew it was there) I wish Tumblr wasn't so dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfox Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Granted, but it baecame so smart noboddy was using it anymore. I wish Roserade would get a Mega Evo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zimvader42 Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Granted. It only can use absorb and poison sting now, but hey!, at least it gets STAB on both! I wish this thread was used more often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 I wish this thread was used more often. Granted, but your computer couldn't handle the influx of people in the thread and it exploded. I wish i knew how to computer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zimvader42 Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Holy crap Vinny is back and he's corrupting wishes! Granted. Now you forget how to Weavile. I wish Vinny was trapped in this thread and couldn't leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 (edited) Granted. He eventually starves to death and now there's a big smelly corpse on the screen and it's really disheartening, making Vinny ((who is dead)) unable to corrupt wishes (obviously) and all of us really sad, so we are unable to make wishes. I wish I didn't have 60 pages of questions to be completed by the end of the week for science. (ﾉ °益°)ﾉ Edited March 30, 2015 by BreezyPonie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBD Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Granted.after you eat them you realize that it expire for week or month already. I wish I have a Fennec as my pet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Open to eat the cookie! :3 You eat the cookie! However, the cookie had a special medicine that made you throw up both the moldy cookies and the good one... I had to corrupt them both :'( I wish I could turn back time to my will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Granted, you now can always turn back time to your last full-body examination. It also happens randomly sometimes, because life sucks.I wish for my teeth to do dazzling gleam (only) at my command. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Granted. Now, when you smile, everyone in the room who works out on a regular basis dies. I wish I had super homework-doing-speed-100% accuracy-and-quality powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Granted, but it's full of bugs and the episode quickly is "recalled" so that further testing can be done. I wish there was more time in the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oris Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 granted! but now night only lasts one minute and you cant sleep during the day. wish i could have my own real pokemon ;-; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Granted. You lack the skills, experience, time, dedication and material to take care of them, and they soon either die under your care or turn on you in anger. I wish I could draw better :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBD Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Granted. You got a painted cat that look like purloin I wish I can read your mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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