Shing Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Granted, you will fully awake in three hours, but right asleep after three hours fast. I wish that i can go2fast4everyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Granted, but you're so fast, no-one is ever able to talk to you. You'll live a sad, lonely life. Did I also mention you accidentally flew into a pencil sharpener?I wish for more tasty chocolat (no sharpenings, we already had that...). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oris Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 granted, you get chocolate. to much actually. so a wild diarrhea that lasts a week appears~ wish i didnt had to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBD Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Granted,you get the cow cookie that made from real cow' meat. I wish my lil'brother use headphone more often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfox Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Granted, but the egg's have gone bad and everyboddy get's sick. I wish that I could make a wish that couldn't be corrupted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zimvader42 Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Granted. But the free hugs are given by giant spatial squid aliens of death, who despite being very loving creatures, don't realize their strength and end up killing every human on earth. But hey, at least it was free! I wish Ashes got more creative wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shing Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Granted, but you made asshes cry. I wish for get more creative in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zimvader42 Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Granted, but you made asshes cry. Is that supposed to corrupt the wish? LOL feble humans with ther emotions Granted. You're so creative that you're deemed insane by people around you and you get jailed up in an asylum. However you're so creative that you find a way to scape, and the government decides the only way to stop you is killing you. I wish for better corruptions. Mine have been quite the same thing lately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Granted. As a result, everyone now has to pay $39.99 to buy and play the game. I wish it wasn't so hot out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Granted, you move to Venus, whose days last 243 earth days. You boil to death from the intense heat, though. I wish I could get skinny without exercising ;P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oris Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 granted, but as everyone becomes super happy, all the problems in the world dissapear, wich leads peoples to soon become bored and start killing themselfs . dont ask, it actually is a thing. wish i the punch out wii i stole borrowed from my friend was working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Granted, but your friend gets pissed that you stole borrowed from him and punches you out. I wish I wished a wishy wish in which I wished a wish I wished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oris Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 (edited) granted, but it was made by a stupid fan. so he actually manages to screw the whole story over by introducing things such as semen love, emtions and will bending. and killing korra. wish i made it to platinum on club nintendo. on a side note, what gold reward should i pick? :T Edited April 5, 2015 by Oris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Granted. Nintendo goes bankrupt, terrorists enter your home, the sun turns blue (wth?) and the Sith take over the galaxy (Samsung's galaxy) I wish my jokes were better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Granted. Your jokes are so funny that people can't breathe after hearing them, and subsequently choke to death. I wish I could set it so that it automatically turned off emoticons when I post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oris Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 granted, you got an option to o so. but when you do it, it going to break the main code of the forums, so you would never be able to come here again. wish they were two of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shing Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 (edited) Granted, so i'll get two waifus and i gotta do more shiet. I wish that summer break is soon or fast. Edited April 6, 2015 by ShingSt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Granted, summer break now begins faster. It also ends faster as well. I wish I was better a predicting people on the "Predict the Next User to Post" thread, in the Onyx Arcade of the Reborn Forums. (Specification can't hurt, right? ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBD Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Granted.you predict correct person every time but you get ninja alot more often. I wish everyone is not asleep while I still awake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oris Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 granted, but it happens only so you, not to everyone. and so you stay one week at home and get screwed up at school/university/work/whatever-you-do. wish i didnt had to leave home today :T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 granted, you get chocolate. to much actually. so a wild diarrhea that lasts a week appears~ Totally worth it Granted. Your jokes are so funny that people can't breathe after hearing them, and subsequently choke to death. Monty Python reference? Granted, you drew Twilight fanfiction. It accidentally made it on the internet, resulting in you losing all credibility you ever might have had. You die alone with your drawing, shunned, laughed at, humiliated, by throwing yourself off a cliff (almost happens in the movies (yes, I faced the torture)) I wish I was good at making pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 (edited) Granted. Nothing else of note happens. Your wish sucks. Mrrrr, I wish my Pokemon would just all get to Lv 60 already! Edited April 6, 2015 by BreezyPonie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBD Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Granted,all of your pokemon level up to 60 but then it take you more than year to get it to 65 I wish my mom allow me to buy GTA V PC ver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 You people are too sensitive. People get the joke. It's bad. You should feel bad. You did not wish for the mamaries to be contained, ergo they might as well remain irritated. I wish the guy in Assassin's creed did not kill the Doge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Granted. The other guy in Assassin's Creed killed the Doge. I wish I was better at math Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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