laggless01 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Granted, you actually don't have to. You just die in a couple of days, though.I wish the guy above me made a Leafeon-meme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peepeepoopoo Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Granted but it's so dank MLG you develop autism I wish laggless01 had an avatar and signature Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyarlathotep Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Granted but they steal yours and now you don't have an avi or sig. I wish I had lots of Rare Candies in Rejuvenation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 You lose your eyeballs. Now you have to wear eye patches instead. I wish for a billion euro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peepeepoopoo Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Granted but society crumbles to dust and all forms of currency are worthless. The new currency of the world is Nukacola bottle caps. I wish for a massage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star-kin Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 granted but the person who gives you the massage is Samson. heee'llll probablyyyy unintentionally break your bones so-- yeah :^| i wish i don't have to apply to college soon ;-; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peepeepoopoo Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Granted but you become a bum on the streets :L I don't wish for anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlaceon Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Granted. Now you have absolutely nothing at all. Go join star on the streets. I wish I could never gain weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlaceon Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Granted!!!! Hallelujah praise the holy lord baby Jesus almighty amen. Shoot now it has to be corrupted. But due to their OPness, all ice types are banned to the AG tier. I wish I could be famous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Granted, you're now famous for your viral public sex tape with Justin Bieber.I wish for extra internal storage for my courses at the university. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Granted, but now there's an interplanetary war, and we're stomped by the Reapers.I wish for buckets of Haägen-Dasz ice cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Granted, but they only fill a molecular bucket, so they're all at very small quantities. I wish for more pillows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 A molecular bucket to contain an emulsion... S:-/ (sorry, gripes when you study chemistry)Granted, but they're all filled with rotting cake, namely the ones you shot at my face today after they've been laying in the sun for too long.I wish for caramel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Granted, but you are covered head to toe in it. And it starts attracting wasps. I wish for eternal life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Granted, you get Eternal Nutcase's life. I wish there was a Lucy Chang in our neighborhood (it's a kind of restaurant). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Granted, but it drives all other local restaurants out of business. I wish to know who this "Eternal Nutcase" is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Granted, but they kill you first. And then self-destruct. Yay. I wish I had Terra's physics powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Granted but it doesn't do anything except spark the word "Magic!" in front of it every hour. I wish for a new bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Granted, but the duck uses its magic to escape and eventually enslave the human race. Good job. I wish for a bagel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Granted but it eats you too. I wish that the stars will shine even brighter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Granted, the stars start shining brighter, especially the sun. The intense sunlight heats up the Earth until all life on the planet ends. I wish for a delicious waffle that won't try to eat me or enslave humanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Granted, but it eats humanity instead of enslaving it. I wish that a Matrioshka Brain will come true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 (God damn it SHIA!) Granted, but it contains enough potassium to kill you if you ingest it. I wish for world domination! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Granted, but then they get the taste for PBX5. I wish a jar of nutella. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Granted, all the peanut butter in the world is immediately teleported to your location. And you drown in it. I wish for laser-eyes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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