Guest Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Granted, but your grammar skills become perfect to the point that no one will like to talk to you anymore. I wish that my headphones didn't always break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Granted, but whatever you plug your headphones into breaks instead. I wish for a million Reborn Rupees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Granted, but the system gets changed that 1 million rupees is now equal to 1 new rupee. I wish for a phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Granted, but all the germs from our mouths get in the coffee. I wish for a bacon sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 (edited) The whole point of the game is to grant the wish and make it blow up in the person's face, not give them something else entirely when they clearly ask for a bacon sandwich. Granted, but there is a giant maggot in the peanut butter(that's how you corrupt a wish!). Now I wish for a bacon sandwich. Edit: That is most certainly not a Peanut Butter sandwich. Edited August 7, 2015 by aquawaffle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Granted, but his enjoyment is actually forcing you to eat that corrupted peanut butter sandwich. I wish that I had a new bottle of water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drymus Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Granted, but it's only 255 mL. And it's your only bottle. And you're in the desert. And it turns out it's actually salt water. I wish I could learn a couple low-level spells in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackMage Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Done but they will backfire and hurt you :c. I wish I could manipulate lightning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamona Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Granted, but the conduction blow you up instead. I wish creating a Cryogonal pic wasn't that hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star-kin Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 granted but it ends up being shitty because you sloppily created it so that everything's 'easy' I WISH FOR PINK LEMONADE RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW RIGHT BEFORE ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackMage Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 granted but its poisoned. i wish that i had all the world's games in my hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star-kin Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 granted but your hands can't handle all that weight so they eventually give in. so now you have board games, video games etc but no arms. i wish that my sleeping schedule would actually be half decent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackMage Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 done but thrown on you i wish be very fast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Granted, but you're fast by ant standards, so, you're still "slow" by human standards. I wish for a new laptop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Granted, but every single part of it is dead on arrival. And it came with no warranty. I wish for a bacon sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drymus Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Granted, but every time you touch it, it uses Counter on you. I wish for a catapult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Granted, but the laptop you'll get is made of mango tea, and it dissolves and crumbles into a puddle the instant you try to use it. I wish for a new clock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackMage Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 which will always point at 12am :3 I want a new home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Granted, but it's this one: I wish for a pet bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackMage Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 granted but it screeches at your ear every morning i want to ride on a salamence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drymus Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Granted, but there's no saddle, so you slide off at an altitude of 600 meters. I wish Americans would use the metric system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackMage Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Granted but they wouldn't know how to use it for a century I wish steel types dominated the metagame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Granted, but "everyone" is actually a rock named "everyone". So you're ruling a rock. I wish for new glasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Granted. While you are sleeping, he sits on you and you are stabbed with a poisonous spur and die. I wish to be DA BEST WRITER EVA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klemeltios Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 You were given the Magikarp, but it only knows Harden and it's a special breed so it can only know that single move for the rest of it's existence. I wish for a Hata no Kokoro doll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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